![]() Author has written 54 stories for Space Cases, Labyrinth, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Card Captor Sakura, Doctor Who, Tenchi Muyo, Charlie Bone, Fate/stay night, Adventure Quest, Misc. Games, Sailor Moon, Robin Hood, Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. pen name: Ehren Hatten nickname: The Fatal Rob0t age: blah Dragon color: Gold, baby! I'm the knight. favorite music: just about anything I get my hands on, especially foreign. favorite bands: Pool Bit Boys, L'Arc~en~Ciel, X-Japan, Gackt, Nanase Aikawa, Ayumi Hamasaki, The Brilliant Green, The Eccentric Opera, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Evanescence, Blink 182, Atreyu, Avrigus, Zeromancer, Medaevel Baebes, Bond, Christopher, Collide, E NOMINE, GRIGORI 3, Lacuna Coil, Inkubus Sukubus, Tapping the Vein, Bon Jovi, Linkin Park, Mad At Gravity, Godsmack, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, Aerosmith, Bryan Adams, Queen, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Type O Negative, Tobymac, Sevendust, Trapt, Megadeth, DC Talk, Adiemus, Origa, Loreena McKennitt, Enigma, Enya, Sarah Brightman, Josh Groban, Iso l'Opera Rock, Harvy Reid, Galbatron, Drakonic, Backstreet Boys, Imogen Heap, Duran Duran, Groove Coverage, Off Center, Rebecca St.JAmes, Nichole Nordeman, Vic Mignogna, Toto, Sting, Draco and the Malfoys, Harry and the Potters, dumbledork, The Sectusempras, KOKIA, ANGELA, I've KOTOKO, Nami Tamaki, T.M. Revolution, Jaane Da Arc, Romantic Mode, Yoko Ishida, Miriam Yeung favorite podcasts: Mugglecast, Haunted New Jersey, Hometown Tales, Anything Ghost, Pottercast, SQodcast, O! Naruto Nippon, Hagaren Housoukyoku (Fullmetal Broadcast), Ultima Thule Ambient and Atmospheric Podcast fave books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Narnia Chron., Madeline L'Engle books, Stephen King, Any Star Trek Story with Q in it, Tenchi Muyo, What's Micheal, Oh My Goddess, Inu-Yasha, Ranma 1/2, Kodocha, Real Bout High School, Angelic Layer, Cardcaptor Sakura, Chobits, Di Gi Charat, Ceres, Wish, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yuugi, The Wife Test, ReseVIOR Chronicle: Tsubasa, XXXHolic, Charlie Bone (Children of the Red King), The Spiderwick Chronicles, Kingdom Hearts, Discworld Now read my stories and leave a review. Do it, NOW! List of sites: and finally my Deviant Art userpage also there is my new site called the USS SUE DESTROYER You people leaving me flames on my Hetalia stories are hilarious. You never say anything different and it usually comprises of how much of a racist, bigoted, homophobic, dead-brained, Fox News watching "tea bagger" I am along with your own list of very, very flawed and ridiculous "proof" that is always inaccurate. I won't claim to be wholly accurate, but I proclaim to at least pay attention to something other than NPR, CNN, MSNBC, and other networks that have been so busy kissing Obama's ass that they're risking being permanently stuck up his rectum. Some of you seem to be under the impression that if someone disagrees with Obama--or fully thinks he's fully aware and actively trying to destroy our economy and undermining our constitution for his own nefarious ends--they are automatically hating him because he's black. Here's a clue: I don't hate black people. I don't hate anyone unless they give me a damn good reason to hate them, either by doing something harmful to someone close to me, or something harmful to my country. Think of this before you open your snotty little traps again: I love you. I do. I love you because you're so brainless that you keep tossing flames at me as if that will not only deter me from writing further or that it will hurt my ego, but also try to look more intelligent from it. You're adorable. I can't hate you because you're ignorant. I don't mean ignorant in a very nasty way either. Ignorance means you have yet to learn. You have hope to learn! Embrace it and enjoy being well learned and conservative! Meanwhile, yeah. I would love to curb stomp Obama and in a fair fight with no secret service to stop me I would win easily. The guy's a bully. I hate bullies. Palestine is a spoiled bully. Palestine cries wolf and the big brothers come running in to help because the leaders of most of the Middle Eastern nations... WANT TO DESTROY ISRAEL AND COMMIT GENOCIDE ON THE JEWISH PEOPLE. They will use whatever means they can use to achieve this, be it lying or threatening to pull their resources from those who use them until they sign on with them. Like Obama, these nations are very underhanded. There will be no peace until the the Muslim leaders stop using fear on their own people and the people learn to accept the Jews and "infidels" as fellow human beings. With love and hope to all my readers, Captain Ehren |
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