Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Book X-overs, and Mythology. BITE ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME! Desiree Victoria Marii Jasmine Genine Genevieve Michelle Anne Christine Audree Aunyx Belle Katherin Matthews/Jackson. As far as the government knows I do not exist. As far as you know I am lying. As far as my mom knows...lets not go there. I love/hate Twilight, I adore Bad Vamps. I am Team James/Victoria/Laurent (Edward fans can kiss my ars) Taylor Lautner is a beast. I am nocturnal and I want bella to die. I love Gaiaonline.com And Facebook.com If you like my stories send me a friend request and a pm telling me who u r and I would love to meet you. If you think I am crazy, your right. If you think I'm a bch Then you are right If you think I could care less what you think then you are spot on. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this. Favorite Quotes (read at your own risk): When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. What happens if you scared to death twice? All my friends say I have bad memory. I would agree with them, but I just forgot what I was thinking about. People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed. Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up. Paper may beat rock but cannonball make big hole in paper. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. I hear your silence loud and clear. It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. If silence is golden, is talking silver? Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. God created boys before girls. Why? Well, every artist always creates a rough draft before a master peice! You know, I'm shocked you read this far. What's wrong with you?! |
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