My email is GreendayRocks_77@hotmail.com hello peoples my name is ashley.Whats up? Ok whatever now just to entertain you I will put up mine and my friends quotes from school,mall home where ever,..they are really funny,. But its true there IS an evil monkey in my closet*~Me Your weird*~ something everyone says to me No I am!*~My responce to them Well let me write it down for you incase you have another 'smart moment'*~Amber The evil cheese eating donkeys from uranus are after you fertilizer! They wont leave you alone unless you marry Ishma!*~Me talking to CJ Well then I guess I wont ever be left alone*~ His responce He'd tell a peice of grass!* Me talking to Tiff Yesh*~Tiff Erm*~Tiff Imps*~Tiff Dude!*~Me & Ishma in school. SSSSSS,Do your bellwork*~Spanish teacher Gumdrops come in bags!*~Kara JAHOVA'S WITNESS!JAHOVA'S WITNESS!*~Me & Amber What was that?*~Me I dont know,...lets kick its ass*~My cousin cory's response No! I Da Ta Do Poopie!!*~Little bro Travis Shit fuckers!*~Ishma What does fuck mean?*~Me OMG!That was so random!*~Tiff Heres a quater kid,Go play in the traffic*~Me No,But we can change things around,Ya know elaborate,.Like when you only have one sheet of t.p. left.You use one side to wipe one half of your ass then flip it to wipe the other*~Me.. Dont ask,.. Hello protal,Could you skin us a potato?*~ My cousin lindsay Doyou eat potatos?*Cory Dude man!*~Bianca Ish Kabibble Frig!*~Me Give me that gig jigger, whosie whats it,astro majig that beeps.*~Me Yes Im looking for a mister Pedasso,.First name stewart,..But we call him stew...So its Stew Pedasso? Yes.Ok hold on..Excuse me is there a stew pedasso here?Does anybody know a stew pedasso?*~Me talking to myself. I am the king of ToiletPaperTopia!*~Me when I was going crazy and had put to strings together and laced them through a toilet paper roll.Then I put it on my head and began bounceing mcdonalds chicken nuggets off the walls. Oh my goodness*~Spanish teacher Your a dingbat*~Ishma You fuckin hippie*~Me Your such a crapbag,...god,..*~Ishma GIMMIE!GIMMIE!GIMMIE!*~Travis Yo habla*~Spanish teacher Pencil paper agendabook,pencil paper agenda book, pencil paper agendabook*~Math teacher Put your name on your paper,put YOUR name on YOUR paper*~Math teacher Dude theres bubbles in my drink!*~Ishma when she was drunk Oh put your nose in a bag!*~Ishma Hows the pool?Is it wet?*~Ishma's dad's friend Your an e.g.g.!*~Tiff (E.g.g. stands for evil garden gnome) Hey,.Yo,.Dude,mister guy person behind the counter with the thing that rings and spits out money..ya you..How much is this?*~Me Maybe if you suck really hard the white stuff will come out*~Ishma,.when she was with her cousin drinking a white milkshake through a straw This is gay..*~Amber Hey ashley quess what!I saw a real prostatute in tampa when I was going to my pull tournoment!*~ Amber yell across the classroom to me Owww Im stuckted*~Ishma Wow spiffy*~Meatball You people have sick minds*~Meatball I had 10 pink flamingos in my front yard..people came by and stole 5*~Amber Fork you!*~Me stabbing some one with a fork You disc!*~Me...long story This bites*~Amber Sock,.Lets not have another one of your 'smart moments'*~Amber I like to sing the bologna song but I dont like bologna*~Cristina (I call her aunt cristina) I like cheese too.Cheddar,motzerella,Pizzia cheese hehe,Ill (like sick ill) I dont like stinky cheese and american cheese YUCK!*~ Cristina I hate you*~Keishla Yankees rule!*~Cristina & Meatball Yup yup yup & red socks suck!*~ Meatballs response to yankees rule Yankees are over paid.They play a game and get millions of dollars to do it.*~Amber My fave dbz characters are:Trunks,Goten,Goku, Gohan,Vegeta,And piccolo=)*~ Cristina Im not smart tell me stuff*~Ishma Well I know that much I mean tell me smart people stuff*~Ishma's response Gee I like your box,..*~Me walkimg into ishma's house Look at Brandon's pretty braclet!*~Amber Im going to kill you john*~Keishla A blow kiss is a kiss wasted, a good kiss is a kiss tasted,So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tounge some exersize*~Tiff I know you,.I know everything about you,.I've stalked you for eight years!*~Kara at mall talking to a complete stranger. Great going Kara now he is probubly gonna go tell the police*~My response Grrr,...*~Keishla Hey anybody wanta bagel?*~Me Thats weird..weirder than Patrica's fingers that go wooo *makes funny finger movements*~ lindsay Look my fingers are worms!*~Patricia You stupid republican!*~me OMG LOOK THEY'RE MATING!* ~Tiff in science when we had microscopes and she found worms that were mating OO I found a cyclops!*~me at science with microscopes |