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Joined 05-13-04, id: 589093
Hello. My name is Nunya, Nunya Business. I'm joking, k? My name is Andrea, though I go by Dre, and Anne sometimes. I love You-Someone fan fictions! I didn't know they existed till I found this website. What a great idea. I luv you guys.
I also love: Johnny Depp, Potatos, Doritos, Corn on the cob, Captain Jack Sparrow, Draco Malfoy, Heie, Owen Wilson(Roy O'Bannon; Shanghei Noon) and some other junk. I luv me friends, and I love me rum. Really I drank some. Not as good as I thought it would be, but after I puked, I really enjoyed it.
My favorite saying ever was on a sticker and it said: Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

fav. quote: Why didn't i merit an invitation to your cocktail party suprise!? - i stole that from my buddy Alissa's ff. yeah. Don't steal it!!!!!!

fav. thing to think about: we'll just say it involves johnny depp and some rope.

MY WORDS OF WISDOM: If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one. . .it's fun.
Every review is like a drop of rum, and I have yet to have enough.
Every Moment is a gift.

Anyways if you wish to know my age. . .I'm 15. Yup. 15. I only put this on here for on account of i accidently forgot to spellcheck one of my secret window chapters and someone threw a hissy fit bout it and said something to the effect that im either 10, or i should be ashamed of my bad errors. Well we all know what i say to that. . .fuck you you fucking fuck. Anywho. . .that's all i have to say about that. Also i don't take well to critics; my ego is far to large to handle a critic. Sorry.

You know what, the fic avenger is a little bitch. If you don't like a certain type of ff then why the hell would you read it? To flame someone. That wasn't even an adequet flame. I laughed the whole fucking time I read it. The fic avenger is a little bitch who feels better when they can waltz around critizing other people's fan fictions. I have never flamed anyone or anything on fan fiction. net, but this little fic avenger ass wipe is pissing me off. I would have returned a flame about one of his/her stories but upon clicking on his/her name to see their profile I find there are none. If anyone out there has been flamed by the fic avenger, ignore it. I think of the fic avenger as some one with no sense of humor, like those idiot church people who buy Harry Potter, Eminem, and Snow White and then burn it all in a big pile. What the hell is the point? If we all just hated a little less, then maybe we would have less teenagers who commit suicide in the unloved cold world. Reach to your friends for comfort and rise above the little cunt face bitches like the fic avenger.

Wow. That was violent. I'm so bad. I shouldn't say those words. But hey, if your mad, your mad and when people get mad they can't always control what they say, or type. Also it made me feel better. *dances in a field while it rains pixxie stix*
go to 'what.urban-ducks.net' I found this website somewhere and I think it's really neat. It's also really funny. Really.

Umm. . .Monday August 02, 2004
There's a rule that says I can't have You-Someone fan fictions posted here anymore. WTF. I want to cry. That's the ONLY kind of stories I write so I bid you good day and hope the website administrators get screwed.

HEY READ THIS RITE NOW, PLEASE. READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS
READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO READ THE REST OF ONE OF MY STORIES THAT WAS ONCE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My story 'An adventure and Embarrassing Moments' is now at butwhyisthefanficgone.com