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Joined 03-20-04, id: 558049

factS on v0LdYpIG:

fact #1: an insane girl who got nothing better to do than to massacre good books with her atrocious writing. it is a feeble attempt to leave her insignificant mark on this world, and to support her (insanely unrealistic) belief that she can write, despite what others have commented about her language (or lack of). the poor delusional dearie..

fact #2: she loves listening to noisy music. it's a wonder why her muse can stand all that noise inside her head. maybe that's why she's always so un-inspirational. that, and the fact that she's insane. music she listens to avidly everyday: Gwen Stefani, No Doubt and Jem.

fact #3: she is a lazy bum. which means she had a very sporadic record for completing what she had started, which she will only do so under severe threats. but more often than not, she just gave them up. to date: she had started 4 stories, and completed nOne.

fact #4: she reads whenever she can. books she had read and liked: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Inheritance Trilogy (though now it's only a duo-logy, or whatever you call a series with only 2 books) and much, much more. she also reads manga: NaNa, Bleach, Furuba, KareKano, Itazura Na Kiss are some of her all-time-favourite. And Cardcaptor Sakura of course.

fact #5: characters she chooses to obsessed over in her spare time are very poor creatures and deserved every bit of sympathy you have, as she tends to put them through loads of agonies and pain just for her own amusement. which just goe to tell you how sick and insane she is. characters she loves to torture are:

-Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy& Ginevra Weasley, Ron Weasley& Hermione Granger

-Cardcaptor Sakura: Eriol Hiiragizawa & Tomoy Daidouji, Spinel Sun

-Furuba: Yuki Sohma, Momiji Sohma, Akito & Shigure Sohma


fictionS from v0LdYpIG:

fiction #0: she is now thinking up a storm with her muse, if that's possible. beware of her up-coming work and try to avoid them at all costs.


mythS about v0LdYpIG:

myth #1 busted: she is not a dinner for Voldemort, the #1 villian in the Harry Potter Universe. however, she does have a very deep respect for him, you got to give it to that guy who just keeps trying no matter how many times he had got his butt kicked, figuratively speaking of course. won't want voldie to have a dusty butt now, do we?

myth #2 busted: she is not a vagabond living out of a disused trailer and eating only crumbs and leftovers. although she seriously thinks that being a gypsy is kinda cool, what with all the fortune-telling and all, which is very handy for seeing all the future exam questions she has to sit for.

myth #3 busted: she is a student, though you will never know from her lack of proper language skills, which is generally atrocious and made no sense or what-so-ever. it is a surprise that she can go to college and major in Business and Economics, which probably explains a lot about her lack of sanity. anyone who takes a degree in both subjects are either a genius or a lunatic. v0LdYpIG, however much she wishes and deluded herself, still belongs to the second group.

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Embarazada by Caudex reviews
HMC, vaguely fluffy, a wee bit of plottage. Now Complete!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,047 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2003
My Queen by Frolicking Bananas reviews
AU: Jesse is crowned king of his country upon the death of his father. Not only does he have the responsibility of ruling his country, he also has to get married. Will he find the right girl or will he be forced into a loveless marriage?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,251 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S.
Painting an Oyster by Tiny Q reviews
Ginny's a dog person and Draco's a, well, Draco's a Draco person. So what happens when the two stumble across each other years after they graduate? Sparks, that's what. However, neither of them realises what is happening until it is far too late...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 222,068 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Beautiful Shinigami by Ina-chan reviews
Life is never fair? So why should Death be any different? Rating changed for morbid ideas and cussing
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,051 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Tohru H., Yuki S.
Shadows by L-chan reviews
Will history repeat itself when sixteen-year-old Tomoyo Daidouji falls for her teacher, Touya Kinomoto? Discontinued.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,473 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 5/31/2002 - [Tomoyo D., Tōya K.]
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Was I Ever Loved By You? by BookSmartBrilliance reviews
Ginny Weasley is a successful career woman, love interest of Harry Potter, & the envy of her generation. Life can’t get any better. Until something happens that brings everything crashing around her and she’s forced to see things differently DG Comple
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,902 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
I Thee Wed by Fleur the First reviews
Ron and Hermione get drunk. Drunken Ron and Hermione get married. Married Ron and Hermione get into a whole lot of trouble concerning their lives, their family and friends, and their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,936 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
Twilight's Tears by Sacrificial-Salvation reviews
Living in the glittering society of 18th century London, Eriol, the duke of Clynester, did not believe in love. Still, a part of his heart subconsciously cried out for someone who would love him for who he was...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,071 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D.
Riceball in Wonderland by syaoran no hime reviews
In the tradition of this fairy tale classic, but with the romantic Yukiru twist. Just read on!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,775 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
The Little Child to Lead Them by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Draco Malfoy is a horrible person. Lord Voldemort wants an heir. Can Draco meet the greatest challenge of his life: fatherhood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,382 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
La courbe de tes yeux by mikim reviews
A mysterious letter is sent to Tomoyo who collects it among her fanmail. As usual, Eriol watches. Maybe he knows more than he lets the other think. Epilogue up!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,067 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D.
Relativity by dementedchris reviews
Vignette. Yukino knows she's good... then she runs into physics. With exams coming up, what's an honor student to do? Ask her boyfriend for help? Yeah, right.
His and Her Circumstances - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Complete
Raw Fish Fetish by Tupper reviews
Someone has been playing with Draco, and now he's hopelessly addicted to something he's never even heard of before. As pressure mounts, one question must be answered--what will he do for more? DG. Pre-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Celestia by Ekai Ungson reviews
It's just astronomy.... really it is.... ^-^
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2002
Drastic Measures by ice queen reviews
Ginny decides to get Harry's attention, no matter what it takes, too bad it blows up in her face. Naked Draco, fantasies of blackmail, it's all good. A good dose of D/G goodness, much messed up humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Scenes From An Afternoon by s' old fic reviews
ExT. Going Home. 'Nuff Said.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Dragon Kisses by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-3 or 4) Ginny takes a dare, but it doesn't end up quite like she thought. I wrote this when I should have been working on beyond redemption. Sorry, back to work now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Haikei by Ciircee reviews
When Eriol left Japan Tomoyo promised to write. A history of time, in letters. ExT. Part of Third Arc universe
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/12/2001 - Published: 12/5/2001
Voldie's Last Stand by Fearthainn reviews
Very, very silly response to a challenge posted on the DGFanfiction list. Me being goofy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/27/2001
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000