TalksLikeJin
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Joined 03-23-04, id: 559819
Author has written 2 stories for Marching Band, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Hello people, welcome to my...to my..oh I'll name it later. Here is some ramdom info about me.

Name: Catrina C. Or: Jin, Shorty, Midget, Trina, Trebelle, Trina-Cat and many others that I don't feel like listing
Age: 17 (maybe I shouldn't tell you that)
Location: California baby! La Mirada to be exact (bet you never heard of that place!)
Height: 5 ft. nothing
Hobbies: Band, T.V, DVDs, computer, books, random insanity, anime, manga, reading fanfics, RPG and I think thats it
Likes: food, sleeping, my friends, my dog, running around talking real fast and no one can understand me note the name, scultpure class and see Hobbies for other likes
Dislikes: writing, typing, cleaning the kitchen, spelling (can't you tell?), my biology class, some random dude who sits behind me in math, the people in my Language Arts class and I still think keybording class should die.(Thank god only freshem have to take it)

Favorite Anime(Yeah Anime!):
Yu Yu Hakusho
Roroni Kenshin
Inyuyasha
.hack//SIGN
Big O
Wich Hunter Robin
Cyborg 009
Teen Titens
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
The Slayers
Wolf's Rain
FLCL
Case Closed
The Crest of The Stars
Lupin The Third
Full Meteal Alcemist
Final Fansasy
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
One Piece

I know that these are not spelled right but deal with it!

Demon Form (for my stories)

Name: Jin (not the same Jin from YYH)
Gender: Female (duh)
Height: 6 ft 1 in
Age: Last time I checked, over 300
Weapon: A staff with a black kitsune on it that changes into any weapon we want (cool)
Description: Dresses in all black, green tank top, black hair that goes to about middle of back, black kitsune ears, seven black tails, green eyes, fangs and claws and looks about the same when turns into fox
Relations: Mate of Youko Kurama and mother of 3: Raheim, Kudanma and Rajiko

Yu Yu Hakusho

Name: Sarrasuai Yasumaro
Gender: female
Age:160 (looks 16)
Description: Black hair to middle of back usually in braid, midnight purple eyes (red when posesed by shadow side), black pants, blue tank top, long black coat like Hiei's and katana
Powers: Element Master, can use basic elements: earth, air, fire, ice and lightning Most powerful attack: Supreme Winged Death, has a ring Hiei gave her that lets her give and take energy from friends also has 2 souls (normal and REALLY evil) if posesed goes crazy and attacks to kill anyoneor thing.
Relations: was raised by Hiei, has no memory of family before him (hehe she calls him Uncle)

Harry Potter

Name: Sara Lupin-Potter
Age: (until next book) 15
Gender: take a wild guess
Description: as short as Harry, green eyes, dark red hair (almost black), glasses, lightning blot scare and wears Hogwarts robes. Muggle cloths: blue jeans, sneakers, and white tank top with blue beads (
House: Gryffindor
Wand/Powers: 11inchs rosewood Phenoix Tail core, Parsaltounge, wolf or werewolf (whatever you want to belive) Patronus, and can make Wolfsbane Draft in her sleep
Relations: Remus Lupin is her godfather and raised her, Harry's twin (younger by 4 mins) and Ron's future girlfriend

Chronicls of Narnia

Name: Niaoni
Age: Over 1,000 in the end
Gender: Female (bigger duh)
Books: All
Description: About 5'6 with drk brown hair, light brown eyes and is pretty like most Narnians. Wears usually black trousers, leather boots, blue tunic, black vest and a cloak that blends into the forest. In the Palace: Sky blue gown with silver trim and belt, sword hung losely, and her circlete
Powers: can use any weapon that she finds and is immortal, both are gifts from Asalan (she will die when Narnia dies (7th book))
Relations: Frist daughter of King Frank and Queen Helen (she came with Polly and Digory) and later marries Rillian, and was Caspian's lover

Favorite Quotes

" Eclipse! Where? There! Where? There! Where? Right there! Ooooooh, you mean the car!" slaps head in frustation
-me and my friend Darlene

"Look theres a J on his foot for Squirrel!"
-Darlene (my friends name is Jeremy, she can't say it, so she calls him Squirrel.)

"I don't care if my tea leafs spell Die Ron Die I'm chucking 'em in the bin where they belong."
-Ron Harry Potter Book 5

" You see a little kid chained up like a slave and he says Help me, what do you do? I take out my bow and shot the kid!"
-Josh and my DM Jason in RPG

"Let's go find Catrina and the others. I'm right here! I know but lets find Catrina and the others. I'm right here! I know but lets find- I'm right here!Oh hi Catrina, lets go find Darlene and the others.
-Brianna and me

"Look there he is! Who? Him! Who? HIM! There are alot of hims here! The HIM! Oooooooooooooohh!"
-Hope and me

"I'm hungry! Feed me!"
-Darlene

"What is that hidious atrotion growing out of your head?"
-Hiei

"You have got some souious issues that need to be taken care of. Yeah, I know. And the worst part is that you openly admitte it."
-me and Darlene

"Hey! Your not crazy if you talk to yourself, only if you answer back. Thats right Jason and thats a nice pair of pants you have.-starts to have conversation with himself, out loud!"-
-The DM Jason and himself

"What is love? Why is it here?"
-The sticker on the bottem of Lycette's purse

"Damn the bricks, damn the trees but above all DAMN THE PINEAPPLES! What about tall people? No not alot of them. What about fat people? Not alot of them eather. What about Josh? Hm.. DAMN JOSH!"
-me and Darlene (this was from our heritage trip and Virgina was driving me mad)

"Ooohh..look what YOU did."
- Steve from Family Matters

"She's so beautiful and so tiny, it would be a first for me but I'm open to anything. TRY WHAT! -holds hand like going to pray- Risist all temptation."
-Miroku and Sango

" I have the body of a god, unfoutunalty it's Buddha!"
- Alex or Graham

This was on the board: If A is sucess then the forumula for sucess is A=X+Y+Z. Where X is hard work, Y is fun, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. This is how Matt read it when he was slurring it: If A is sex OH MY GOD IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO COME OUT LIKE THAT! Amazinly if you say it like that it still makes sense.
- Matt and Darlene

" Hey Abe! The skys purple. -Abe stares at sky for a full minete- No it's blue!"
- Me to Abe ( Abe is freshmen who belives anything you say to him, he's a little slow and Asian!)

"Hey what's this, is it a rice crispy! No it's limestone from sculptre, I wanna tell Abe it's a rice crispy. Tell him! Not now I'm busy. Fine then I will. -Goes to Abe asks if he wants a rice crispy. Abe stares for five minutes and finally says- Eat it. (in Korean)"
-Joseph and Me to Abe

" Leave that one. He looks like he's going to drop in a few minets and I think I came eat if it's dead."
-Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Abreham go look up gullibe in the dictionary when you go home cause that's exatctly what you are." (next day at school) "Hey I'm not a fish!" (poor fool he looked up guppie)
-Eddie to Abe

"Enter Matrix? You forgot the the!"
-Darlene's brother and Darlene

"-Very drunk Mrs. Vanwhikhouse- Deni -poke- SHUT UP! -waves away-"
-Koyen and Deni

"Just writing a note to your family telling them where you are. They don't care. That your alright. That'll just depress them. And that you'll be back next summer. Do I have to?"
-Lupin to Harry Harry Potter Book 5

"Where's Kreatcher? Douno, I'll probably find him in the attic crying his eyes our over my mum's old bloomers. Or maybe he cralwed into an airing duct and died but I mustn't get my hopes up."
-Hermione and Sirius Harry Potter Book 5

"I reject your reality and subsitute my own!"
-Adam Savage Mythbusters

"Women with an IQ of 150 or higher can get about $100,000 or more per egg they donate and about 15 eggs are havested at a time. What about guys? Oh about $10 per donation, not per sperm, but per donation. And you can only donate 10 times. -guys in class-WHAT THE HELL?"
Mrs. MacDonald and class males

"On my way to St. Ives I meet a man with 7 wives and with each wife there was a sack, and in eachsack was a cat, and with each cat was 7 kittens. Man, wives, sacks, cats, kittens. How many were going to St. Ives?"
-Simon Die Hard 3

"Quack damn you!"
-Jamie Hynamen Mythbusters

"You have a kinky! Wow...that's kinky."
-Michele

While playing telephone this was the starting message: "Mari want's viberating undergraments and a petrified boob." This is what we ended up with: "Mari likes viberating and watches prono." The sad truth is it's still true that way.
-All of us

"When are we going to get there? I'm hungry. This car smells werid."
-Riliy National Tresure

"I'll tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!"
-The cast Cats "Macavity, The Mystery Cat"

"Fwah? Fwah!"
-I don't know but I think it was us

"Ok Darlene, you hold the box-thingy. I can't carry this! Why? -holds up the box-thing- Because it doesn't match!"
-Me and Darlene (you'd never expect Darlene to care about matching, that's why this is so great)

"Ah! There's a shoe in my sock! Huh? Wait...There's water in my shoe!"
-Brianna and Me

"Wei, can I hold the kendo stick. Gimmie back my kendo stick! -continues and kendo stick pops up alot- AAAAHHHHH! -screams in famous way, throws hands to head and pulls back hair- Felipe, what happened? All this talk about kendo sticks and I wrote it on my homework!" (sure enough, fancy Government homework and then Kendo Stick).
Shara, Wei and Felipe

-Class watching Much Adu About Nothing and movie is paused- "Alright and I shall now explain to you all why Denzel Washington is black. Well you see the black man and thi- NO I DON'T MEAN LIKE THAT!!"
-Mrs. Wood

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2009
Baseball by Bookkbaby reviews
CRACKfic. Lucky and Yullen. Tyki pitches, Lavi catches, and Kanda fails to score. What? It's only baseball...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
My Friend, My Brother, My Lover by i'malive reviews
YusKuwa pairing. Summary inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 3/19/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U.
The Seduction of Urameshi Yusuke by Kogas Hentai Luver reviews
KuramaYusuke Unable to hide his feelings any longer, Kurama sets out to seduce the young Spirit Detective.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U.
Somewhere I Belong 2 by freewater reviews
Trunks has been living in Amy's world for a year now and both are happy, until an accident with Sailor Venus has him unwillingly falling in love with the Goddess of love! Amy's only choice is to cope until the spell wears off, which could be a while ...
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Shari Maxwell reviews
Kurama isn't sure if Hiei really is trying to further their relationship or not, but Kurama is reluctant to change. Yaoi HieiKurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,956 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Sanji's Cupcakes by Marimo reviews
Chaos is wrought upon One Piece land as two friends invade, quite by accident. Through their insane antics, the Straw Hat Crew is dragged through multiple islands and are treated to fighting new enemies. Those poopaws. Edited, please read and review!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,721 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Puppet by TheDyingSamurai reviews
Kuwabara has a glimpse of his death and everything goes wrong. Now he's at odd ends with many of his friends, and even his cat! And, what's this about a stalker? KuwabXYusuke HieiXKurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U.
BAND The Musical by AgniKaiKyoshi reviews
A Parody of RENT the musical fit for marching band! Fun stuff involving practices, games, interesting and diverse characters, and of course, music! For all you band geeks out there, this is definitely for you!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
The Phantom of the Band Hall by kendallina reviews
Oh, gee. What do you think? Just read it kids.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
Mission X by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
YYH Xmen Evolution crossover. Yuusuke, Kurama, and Hiei pose as mutants and team up with the Xmen in an attempt to stop a mutant uprising headed by a powerful demon. Can the Reikai Tantei keep their demon heritages secret from the mutant world?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,556 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Yusuke U.
The Great Camping Adventure by QueenofReikai reviews
What happens when you take Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kuronue, plus demon girls, and a Yukina, and send them on a camping trip? Wanna find out? Then read the stupid story! rated just to be careful...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2005
Island of Random Oddities by kitsuneofthedarknessflame reviews
After the dark tournament has ended, a few girls go time traveling. While in the past, these girls are turned into chibis and need to find a way to find a friend to reverse it. They run into Youko Kurama and Kuronue and everyone ends up on an island...thi
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Sympathetic Magic by shedoc reviews
Harry and Ron discover there is more to their friendship than anyone knew, including themselves...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 192,130 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Trials of a Marching Band by ferriswheel reviews
The new mission is going undercover in a high school marching band. Can Kurama stand putting his hair up in a band hat? Will Hiei be able to pass off as a teenage human? Will Yusuke even go to the classes? And can Kuwabara play anything? high rating
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,769 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Grab A Hershey Bar! by lallyzippo reviews
Find out how chocolate affected Japanese history! This a completely random story I thought up, but it's funny so please read! Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
Spirit Magic by FireBird9900 reviews
Kurama becomes a Hogwarts student in order to pull off several stealth missions for Koenma. But what should have been a normal case turns deadly as the Dark Lord's power increases. HPYYH crossover. Read Warning!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,357 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Kurama M.
Somewhere I Belong by freewater reviews
Ami doesn't feel like she belongs in the scout group, until Pluto comes along with a mission meant especially for her. To go to another demension and save Mirai Trunks' life. Chapter fic, Chapter twelve is up! COMPLETE slight OOC
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,943 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
When Drum Majors Strip by basskitty reviews
Trying to get the band to play better? Try stripping like ours do!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Great Commercial Adventure! by kikoutei-hiryuu reviews
The stars of common commercials are replaced by the YYH characters. Chaos breaks out (this IS a humor story...)! Crazy appearance of Youko! Sorry for any OOC!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
Lord of the Rings: The SHORT version by Anakin McFly reviews
Everything could have been ended so early. All Frodo had to do was give that Sauron dude the Ring...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Somefink Under the Bed is Drooling by Anakin McFly reviews
Just as the title says...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
The Birthday From H.E. Double Hockeysticks by Flirtatious Flamingo reviews
Four chibis....one birthday party...and one angry Saiyan Prince left in charge...it ain't pretty...Chap4: Happy Hour!! (the end) And a couple of other tidbits of info.....
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002
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Only in California reviews
The Yu Yu gang is off to sunny Southern California to find three teenage girls who are reincarnated demons who guarded a powerful artifact that Koenma wants back. Once the girls find out who they used to be, they can never hope to lead normal lives again.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007
How to live with a Neurotic Band Nerd reviews
Lets face it, band nerds are neurotic. But how do you live with them? How do they end up this way? And can it be cured? Read to find out.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006