![]() Hello! I made this profile in an attempt to motivate myself to write more, so hopefully I'll finish something eventually... Flames are used for toasting marshmallows :) Random stuff I've accumulated from other people's profiles THINGS TO DO AT A SHOPPING MALL 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by. 4. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Did you know... Join the dark side. We have cookies! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Worst (best) excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. If you've ever hurt your face from smiling too hard for too long, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gone more than two days without sleeping, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a juice container because it said 'concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile. A lot of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed at a movie, during a part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wanted to dump a glass of water on someone's head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself / someone else at random times, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever done the above on purpose, copy and paste this into your profile too. If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Things to do if you're bored At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy". As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, yell "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!" I like food. English is weird. So is sleeping. End of profile |
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