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Joined 08-08-11, id: 3142707, Profile Updated: 12-05-11
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Hi there!! Name's Kathrine Rose Smith. Nickname's Kat or Fireangel if you want. And dont search me up if you feel the need, its not my "birth name" so you wont find me.^^ I don't like my real one. I'm not going to tell you how old i am though but I'm in high school and that's all you have to know. If you're not smart enough to have figured it out on you're own, I am indeed a girl. As for my sexuality I'm bi and half way in the closet because my family does not know but I'm working on it.^^(kinda, Stupid conservative russian family =C)


Fav Books: Right now Mortal Instruments(I adore Alec and Magnus), Infernal Devices(both by Cassandra Clare), I'm going to read Harry Potter but I've watched all the movies, and whatever else I may be reading at the time.

Fav Movies/Show:Lord Of The Rings(I am unworthy to write), Doctor who (huge fan),Torchwood (Doctor who spinoff and janto is just byond words), Bones(OMG shes pregnant!!) CSI(Las Vegas and NY versions), NICS (Abby/Mcgee and Tony/Ziva), White Collar, Glee(yay Klaine!), Burn Notice(yes i love USA), law and order (all versions and never are they in order) and for now that's all I can think of.

Fav Mangas/Animes: DeathNote(i haven't read or watched but I love Matt and Mello), FullMetal Alchemist(Go Ed!!), and whatever else I happen to be watching


I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (As I'm told, the pretty part not the virgin part, I would know that about myself, right?)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(i want to really bad and will have my parents let)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (I'm bi, so does that count?)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (most of the time, kinda)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (maybe, i think i am but people tell me otherwise)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(kinda)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.(mixed religions, dads christian Orthodox, moms Jewish)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (Yes i am a mix of a bunch of different styles)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (There are ugly people in the world, not everyone is hot)

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (kinda!)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Again im bi)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just drinkers not smokers)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (As I'm told)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (In a way)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (stupid genetics)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Yes, Yes I'm a bitch, I know)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(Theyre cool!)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (part of my style)

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm not weak, and I can beat you up)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Am not!)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (on here who isnt a writer, no matter the age)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I have guy friends too!)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (OOhhhh YAY Blood!!!)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I wish I was english!!)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (No, popular people in my school are just not my type of people)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Well we live in it, don't we?)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I am against it, but I'm understanding)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (That thought is wrong and misguided)

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm not, they're just wrong sometimes)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (im a girl, and bi)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (why???)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Big pet peeve)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (part of my style)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Wrong)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (I want to go to one)

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Kinda but its not because I'm friends with them)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I am, sometimes)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (Never!!)

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. ( I do but that's not why i don't talk about it)

I am such a strange person


Light
You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
x You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
x You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 4

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
You walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
x You have dark circles around your eyes.
x You are thin no matter what you eat.
x You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 5

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
x You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
x You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 2

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
x You always dress dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 5

Matt
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
x You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 3

Near
x You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
x You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands.
x Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 5

Mikami
You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
x You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
x You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
x You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 5

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
x You always see someone’s good side.
You know someone who is an example for you.
x You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
x You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
x You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 4

I'm L, Mello, Near, And Ryuk??? o_O Well I guess i am a mix of them, I think. Okay, I know I don't make sense.


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Random facts about me!!

1)I eat way to much and at the same time to little

2)I weight to little

3)I love chocolate and lollipops and candy/sugar in general

4)I have rather bothersome twin but shes okay and kinda weird most of the time

5)I have to little and to much time

6)My favorite right now (and mostly the ones I read) are Malec ( The Mortal Instruments), Matt/Mello (Death Note), and Klaine (Yes, they are from Glee)

7)I am not in a stable mental state so if I act bipolar I'm just having an off day

8)PM me if you're bored!! I love talking to strangers (Safe strangers I hope ^^)

9)I am very lazy and may not update for a while due to A) laziness, B) schoolwork (that's very unlikely) C) I just don't feel like it or writers block if it happens which it usually doesn't

10)Like I like to say I'm a candy whore but I'm happen to be a review whore, too. So if you read any of the stories PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review.

Yea I didn't make sense but I'm insane so I don't expect to. =)


I've been on this site for a while so I thought I should finally get an account ^^ Good luck to me!!


"So help me God, I will charge you" - My sister to her dying phone

"The same rules applies to tech as they do to sex, if it doesn't go in, just shove it in harder."-My friend Rich as i try to drill in a screw in tech (I'm a techy =))

"Does Anna like russain cats that throw-up rainbows and sunshine?" - Me and my friend Anna talking in third person about cats (the rainbow thing is because she's a lesbian.)


Last thing- I'm a bitch, if haven't figured out and you can't deal with that promptly leave my page now because if you flame I will not hesitate to curse you off and assassinate you/your stories/or your life so beware ;) And enjoy!!

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Surprise Reunion, Guess What Day It Is! reviews
Happy Birthday,Mello! Please R&R. There is so much hope in it, in that one single word, name, my name as if its praying for something that was lost long ago.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Prison of Chains, Blood, and Love reviews
This is My First fanfiction! Please read. Its a one-shot and probably sucks but read anyway! 'But now, with me, he's gentle, soft, and most of all, caring.'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete