Very evil daughter of Lord Vol
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-03-02, id: 179402
Author has written 2 stories for Escaflowne.
Heluga!
I'm Cam (short for Camille, meh. No not Camilla you idiot, CAMILLE!!), aka Juliette Riddle, but that's only on ff. net. I don't really know who I'm saying hi too, coz most probably no ones gonna read this. That's ok, coz it means I cn say woteva I want, including ne strange and random insanity that may come into my head... yayness!!!
I'm a 15 year old girl who lives in England. I have blue eyes and light brown, shoulder length hair. I'm quite skinny which is the cause of muchos woe due to J.Lo, as now all males of our species have firmly decided big boobs and bums are in...unfortunately I have neither and closely resemble a stick insect with hair (& clothes & less legs, but heyho, you get the picture!) gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! And yes, I enjoy using made up words, so that only my friends (who also speak some uncomprehensible form of English... oooooo I jus used a really big word! hehe!!) understand what I'm saying. In case ne1 actually is reading this, here's a lil glossary dictionary thing of made up words:

Heluga (Hi)

Yayness (Yay. Short for Yayness in your aness. Originates from my one true love, Elijah Wood, who once said it on mtv. lol im soooo obessed!!!)

Meh (universal sound of general disaproval and/or tiredness)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (random scream of rage)

Heyho (kinda like 'but', 'never mind' or 'movin on'. dnt really no how 2 explain it. *hangs head in shame* I'm a dumbass... *sniff sniff*

Yuppers (Yes)

Righty-ho what else can I say? We brits are insane (& proud of it!). I am also an essex girl, a county reknowned for its large supply of slutty dumb blondes... THAT IS NOT ME, and my friends (who do fit into that category, lol) aren't as dumb as they seem!!
Mi madre is also french, so I guess that makes me part frog...(meh) but french ppl are so fabby, as they are very generous wiv the alkie *wink wink* I got my first sip of champayne when I was 3 months old from a spoon! lol. Due 2 this frenchiness, I go 2 an international skool about an hr away from london. It's CRAP!!! not only do we wear uniforms (like all british skools) but we go to school on Saturdays, and other random crap like HAVING 2 TAKE OUR FRENCH GCSE 2 YEARs EARLY!! I may be french but doin an a level wen I'm in yr 11 is not good!!!!
I started writing on ff.net in year 9, and am currently rewriting 'Love or Hate, Good or Evil?' and have renamed it 'Secrets'. Yes, I know. I'm crap @ makin up titles *sigh*. I love readin (oooooooooh the woe, I'm a boff!), writing (I kinda have this ambition 2 b a writa), singing (i kinda want 2 be a professional 1 o them 2, but a girl cnt have every fink, eh?), ballet (yayness! im crap @ it tho. *sigh* im only in grade 4 & im 15...lol *hides face in embarassment*), and every girls favourite past time...SHOPPING!!!!!
My fave fics on ff.net are either Artemis Fowls, Escaflownes, or The Labyrinth because I love fantasy stuff! Life seems so boring compared 2 those stories... I wish I could have an adventure...*sigh*...but heyho, apart from that I don't really no what to say.. if you've managed to get this far after reading all my meaningless babble, then you deserve a hug and I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you!!! lol just kiddin, i dnt wnt 2 freak you out more than you already are by now!!!
Ok, one last thing: please please please please please please please r&r my Escaflowne fic, 'Secrets'!!
Big Hug, Love J.R

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Making of a Queen by Artemis Samhain reviews
Sarah Williams' life changed drastically after the Labyrinth. Now, studying at Hogwarts School, she is known as the Ice Queen, aloof and hearteless. So when she comes face to face with the only man capable of awakening her emotions, what will she do?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,073 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Jareth, Harry P.
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Torture, Torture, Torture! by PoochieMoochie reviews
Finally updated. DH pairing. Set in Gaea. Rating will go up in the future. R&R. Thanks.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Dilandau A., Hitomi K.
Cursed by cyropi reviews
One thousand years ago, a curse was cast on Slytherin and all his descendants, a curse which was passed down over centuries to the present day, where Draco Malfoy’s life will be irrevocably destroyed…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Malfoy and the Recurring Dream Sequence by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Haunted by an unpleasant recurring dream, Draco seeks professional help to change it for the better. He should have asked for a receipt. (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Secrets reviews
Rewrite of 'Love or Hate, Good or Evil'VH Hitomi has a bad vision about Van & her actions lead her to the discovery of his betrayal.Alone with no one,the net is about to close.What to do when she's trapped & captured by the notsodeadafterall Dilandau? DIS
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Hitomi K.
Love or Hate, Good or Evil? reviews
Chapter 16 up Hitomi has a disturbing vision about Van, and so goes back to Gaea to discover the truth. If you ever thought that maybe Dilandau isn't dead, then this is the fan fic for you! a mixture of angst, romance, adventure and drama! DISCONTINUED
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,520 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Hitomi K.