CornChild
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Joined 03-25-04, id: 560494
(taps pen against desk looking around boredly) Can't Upload...Can't write any fanfictions on here...I'm doomed. Purely doomed till I get a computer. Oh Please will 18 come soon!? (Whoo Hoo 51 Days and I'll be Authoring)

Besides that Stupid crazyness.

I'm just a goth girl. Sitting in my room at seven something in the morning reading LOK/COTC And ED fanfiction. Why? Easy because I'm obessed with them and mighty tired.
Now I'm reviewing. Is there much to say about me? No not really. Well Ok, I like scaring my sister's friends and my mom by talking in really deep demoniac Voices and Yelling "YOUR BLOOD WILL NOURISH THE CORN!" Telling my mom That he who walks behind the rows will not tolerate her sinful adultness And Of Course a sick obession with Raziel before his blueness and Micah. (But really What fangirl isn't sick in this genre of Fanfiction? And Demented I might add.)

I tend to write lots of really dumb fanfictions on my pathetic webtv then save them all and wait around to get a damn computer. Mostly Humoress cause its hard to write serious crap when you aren't writing in a file thingy on a computer (Everythings Perky Yellow and Blue ;;! Even if Raziel is Blue...But Still ;;)
...yeah a computer. I'd kill for one of those. (Black eyes look all evil and that good stuff)

I'll just be on my way and review now. This was pretty much pointless Sir. Thank You have a Corn Blue Filled day.

(Huggles her Raziel Plushie chewing on his plushie wing) Mm...tasty.

Micah: What are you doing my Child?

Me: Uhh...Chewing on a Vampire's Sexy Tattered wing...

Micah: You are disobeying he who walks behind the rows with your tainted Ways! Repent For your sins!

Me: Err..._...Your just Jealous Puppet Boy

Micah: ...;-;...I know...! Chew on my kickass amish black jacket? Please?

Me: Oo What really!?

Micah: ;-; Yes...

Me: Weeee Yay! ^_^ Ok!

(Yes This also Proves I'm a Retard)

P.S If You happen to have an Xanga (A Web Journal) Join my Child Of the Corn Blog Ring x) Show your COTC Spirit! "Child Of The Corn"

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A Bloody Parody? Soul Reaver by Mikoto Zoku reviews
Chapter 10 complete! Raziel squares off against Zephon! (Rating is for language.)
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,029 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
Hell On Earth by Garbage and City Lights reviews
AU (alternate universe). Say that Frank Redbear died before he could push the Harvester forward. Well, what then? Press on, children, press on! {NOW UPDATED AT LAST!}
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002