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Joined 08-09-11, id: 3143376, Profile Updated: 08-09-11

Hello. I'm Crystal Cavalier. I'm a British girl that likes dancing round her house to strange music (currently its Mediaeval Baebes, but it'll change by next week) and making up stories.

This is my second account on FF.net. I made this new account as a clear-out of all my old history on here, which has been accumulating through my teenybop years, and isn't really who I am anymore. It's a part of my past and I'm proud of it, so I don't want to delete it. But at the same time I'm in a very different place now, so I think I'm justified in starting afresh.

I've been writing, drawing and just imagining things pretty much all my life. My interests tend to jump from topic to topic - gypsies, accents, certain animals, chess, puzzles and riddles, you name it. Usually it'll link into a 'bigger picture', for example I looked into chess because it's a theme for a character of mine, but sometimes it's purely because it caught my eye.

I like superhero stories, or mythological creatures. I think superpowers (especially X-Men style mutant powers) open a lot of doors for emotional development, and can make a character fascinating in terms of background, relationships with others and the way they view themselves. (Plus, superpowers are cool.) So many of my characters will have a 'power' of some sort. Although, I am working on a girl (as yet unnamed) who works with superheroes but has no powers herself. That'll be interesting, when I get around to it.

For anyone interested in superheroes, I tend to discuss it quite often on my LJ page. The link is listed as my website, so feel free to take a look around and leave me a comment.

BETA READING: In my old account I did do beta-reading. This will be closed down, since I have less time now. Basically, I can't make any further long-term commitments right now, although I'm hoping that will change in the future. However, I am always happy to discuss characters and fandoms with people, so please don't hesitate to PM me or post to my LJ.

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,783 - Follows: 15,324 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Mechanics by Jack Mirembe reviews
There are things you never do in front of a Titan, and insulting a friend is one of them. BBXCyborg friendship, because there just isn't enough out there. One shot series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 87 - Words: 67,843 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Beast Boy, Cyborg
Mr Pointy by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Jayne gets into a weapon comparing contest with Serenity's newest passenger. Other members of the crew react.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Buffy S., Jayne - Complete
Letters by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Dr. Reid writes his mother on a daily basis, telling her of his "adventures," but, after a chance encounter, Buffy Summers accidentally receives one of his letters. Eventual Buffy/Spencer.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Buffy S., S. Reid
Utopia by Takma'rierah reviews
Five years after X-Men: First Class. Erik managed to take over the world and kill off most of humanity, but mutant utopia has yet to materialize. Charles is his reluctant companion. Eventual Erik/Charles, dubcon. Dark!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 152,003 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Madcap Moments by NightOwl360 reviews
Moments with Gru and the girls as they learn to become a family, discover the past, and look toward the future. Sometimes what seems like a beautiful coincidence, is really the beginning of fate.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,895 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010
According to Plan by Batboys of Baker Street reviews
A very special inmate at Arkham Asylum has agreed to do a custodial interview with the BAU... But are Reid and Morgan really prepared to meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Oneshot.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Joker, S. Reid - Complete
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Like Oil On My Hands by Hams reviews
Erik's thoughts keep Charles up at night. Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Otherwise Known as Us by KPtheMoviesaholic reviews
Multi-chapter. Inspired by LJ prompts. When Alex's offer for a date is mistaken as a practical joke, the scientist and the bad boy find their relationship in ruins, which none other but the one and only Raven can repair.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hank/Beast, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Major and Minor by Chemical Nova reviews
The whiteness of the keys was stark in the shadows and Erik avoided them in favour of pressing a finger against a black one, eliciting a minor note that reverberated through the air in its bitterness - A night at Westchester. Very subtle Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Procurement Strategy by Macx reviews
Xavier mansion is a big, empty place that no one has lived in for a very long time. With Charles healing from his injuries, Erik is in charge, and realizes they will need more than just money to make Charles' dream a reality. AU. Read the notes inside!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Let's Give 'em Something to Talk About by pagesix reviews
When the paparazzi gets involved with Andrea's personal life, Miranda decides to fight back
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Pull by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
"You should pull my hair."-"I don't think that's a good idea."-"I do. And it *is* my hair, y'know." Stan and Kyle are hanging out. Style, a bit cracky.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
and quietly keep walking by faithunbreakable reviews
Erik abhors silence and Charles is nothing if not noise. Sequel to 'make your wars'. Modern-day AU, no powers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Solace by Daughter of the Bomb reviews
Erik goes to Charles when in need of comfort. Charles/Erik oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Never Let You Go by PeaceLightVictory reviews
Margo isn't happy. She knows she should be but there's just something wrong about the whole situation.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gru, Margo - Complete
Vox Populi by ayashina reviews
"Alex can't see where his legs end under that sweat shirt, and he wouldn't be surprised if they went all the way up to Sean's collarbone." Alex/Sean, Erik/Charles, Modern!Au. Warnings inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sean C./Banshee, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Variations On A Theme by nyssa123 reviews
A series of Charles/Erik drabbles based on a set of themes. Theme #20: Alone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Fair by beckett77 reviews
All's fair in love and war...unless you're Charles Xavier. C/E. This is the one-shot written for Ebb and Flow's review contest. Enjoy!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
make your wars by faithunbreakable reviews
The one where they're perfectly normal men in the twenty-first century. Except for where they really aren't. Gennish, pre-Charles/Erik. AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Escalation by Lexical Item reviews
Crane is fascinated and wants to investigate the fears buried deep in the Joker's fractured mind. Meanwhile, the Joker is playing an indecipherable game that tests Crane's own limits. It is the nature of things to escalate.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,915 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Chronognosis by Abiotrophy reviews
First Class, AU-ish. Charles has a secondary mutation that makes him involuntarily jump back and forth in time, with Erik as his fixed point. The future isn't pretty for either. Long oneshot, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The most kissable lips in the world by 13loves8loves9loves6 reviews
Original Title: Inadvertent avoidance and the most kissable lips in the world a title longer than the story but FF doesn't like long titles lol My first Xmen First Class fic oh yes I'm an EricCharles fan and srsly have you SEEN James McAvoy's mouth?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Turkish Carpets are Not a Threat by ayashina reviews
Alternately titled "Things Charles did involving Erik in the vicinity of antiques that his mother would have hypothetically grounded him for." First Class, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Life in Footsteps by cathat77 reviews
Charles stares at his feet. Some Charles/Erik. Bit angsty for my normal, but I'm in a little bit of a mood.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
CuffLinks by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Shameless smut seriously, shameless - "Stand still and just close your eyes." Charles' voice filters through the silence in the semi-dark private library adjoining Charles' room.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
One Final Try by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Erik returns to the Xavier estate with Raven in tow, and he tells Charles about a few realizations that led him to a single conclusion: that Erik and Raven want to be a part of Charles' little mutant family again. .:. slashy domestic drabbles. AU post-FC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 28,023 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Inside Another's Mind by flowermasters reviews
Erik has never been privy to another's deepest thoughts before, so it seems like Charles's are a good starting point. -First Class oneshot, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Five More Minutes by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. Charles is not a morning person. 'Lips, hot and sweet, against the back of his neck draw him slowly from sleep'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Training of Brittany Pierce by Gilari reviews
Or, Brittany the Vampire Slayer gets a watcher. Second in the "Vampires of Lima" series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Brittany P.
Saving Hailey by Gypsy Druid reviews
Kevin calls his in own contacts to help Haley & Jack.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Vampires of Lima by Gilari reviews
Brittany would have liked the man with the eye patch better if he were a pirate.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Brittany P.
Treason by xmywastedyouth reviews
House is King and Chase has commited treason. Set after "Finding Judas".
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Leather by Heeroluva reviews
Scott's ready to reveal his relationship with Logan, but wants to avoid the awkward conversations. So he decides that a little teasing is called for. Too bad he pushes a little too far. Scott/Logan
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Scott S./Cyclops - Complete
Safe by Heeroluva reviews
Logan take home a street rat. Logan/Remy
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/17/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane, Harvey D.
Announcing the End of the World by PaBurke reviews
The apocalypse had happened. Oz didn't know where, but he saw the results.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Oz - Complete
Sentience by Lexical Item reviews
Batman and the Joker are merely clockwork soldiers. Gotham City is the only thing that truly lives. The ending is always the same whichever way you slice it. It is beginnings that are the most fun. Surrealist style. Biochemistry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Frozen In Time by Doctor McFly reviews
Episode One: A month after Marty first stepped into the DeLorean, and he thought everything had returned to normal in his life... until a strange man calling himself the Doctor stepped out of a blue phone booth. TBC in Episode Two: Alien Expectations!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Marty McFly - Complete
Double Standards by mmooch reviews
Buffy asks the Scoobies about the double standards they have concerning her. WARNING: This is a venting fic, so no happy, fuzzy feelings between Buffy and the Scoobies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Buffy S. - Complete
The Scientist and his Wife by fiesa reviews
Their relationship is just too harmonic to be true. Lewis and Cleo from the eyes of the world, years later. OneShot.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Cleo S., Lewis M. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Sweetest Thing by EmaniaHilel reviews
Drabble - 500 words. PWP so what kind of summary can I give you? Note the MATUREish rating, k? Theme 13: Heatwave
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Raven, Robin
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Getting Caught in the Rain by Pantoffels reviews
Stan is bored. That's fine, but not when he bothers Kyle while he's trying to do homework. AND makes him feel incredibly uncomfortable, too. A storm is brewing, literally and figuratively. Stan x Kyle, maybe some Creek : First Fanfic...yeah, Imma noob
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
It Only Takes A Moment by EmaniaHilel reviews
...or a few of them, anyway. A series of vignettes exploring random moments between Robin and Raven. What makes one fall in love? A thunderbolt of sudden inspiration, or a handful of random moments? UPDATE: Part XVI: Night Shift.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Robin, Raven
What I did This Summer, by Brittany Pierce by Gilari reviews
- "People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers." Which, when you go to slayer school, is mostly true. Third in the "Vampires of Lima" series
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Brittany P.
Speeches and Handouts by mmooch reviews
**Part of the 'Telling a Different Way' series** Oz informs the President about the supernatural.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Tom Clancy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Possessive by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane] - Complete
Show Me Yours by Tyrotoxis reviews
Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Involuntary Man's Laughter by J-Horror Girl reviews
The Joker/Jay and Grace/The Grudge turn up in the Arkham gameverse and sub for Batman. Now it's Heath!Joker vs. Game!Joker and Grace vs. Harley. Who will win? In the process of moving from Can't Get You Out of My Head. Was briefly 'Crashing The Party'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Joker
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
The Sharpie Tattoo by LadyAoife reviews
Stan peeked at Kyle to see if he had noticed, but the Jewish boy was intent on his work, carefully tracing the interlocking spirals. STYLE. Very short and fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kissed by a Rose by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,065 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Forget Me Not by the phenomena reviews
When she emerges, she forgets. — • • Hades x Ariel
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hades - Complete
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
Calming the Storm by Cole224 reviews
Peter can calm him down better than anyone he's ever met...Johnny Storm/Peter Parker slash.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Baby by Kiminaru reviews
If there is one thing I learned from Mr. Garrison, it's that guys don't have babies.""Dude, it's South Park." Mpreg Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,433 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Just A Game by EmaniaHilel reviews
Changed Title. Used to be 'Feeling Love'. Written for Livejournal's 30Lemon community. Up: Theme 3 - The Closet. Lemons mean sex, so no younguns, k?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Raven, Robin
Daddy's Little Girl by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
Telling your family about your new boyfriend can get complicated when they're superheroes and he's a former villain. Continuation of "And Keep Your Enemies Closer"
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
So Much For 'Normal' by Kyra5972 reviews
I left so she could have a normal life...This isn't what I had in mind... Sequel to What's 'Normal' Anyway? *NOT* Angel/Edward slash!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Angel, Edward - Complete
Teaching Toph by blankdreamer-13 reviews
Aang is training, and Toph is once again trying to beat the airbender out of him. Wanting to explain his situation, Aang tries to teach her a bit about airbending.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Vindictive by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, KayeRoiben/ “Do you know what terrible boyfriends let their girlfriends do?” T for the eff-bomb, spoken only once.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Never by Alaylia reviews
Val skips studying to visit Ravus and ends up learning a little bit more about herself.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Just a Bet by SunnyRea reviews
Gene and Sam are having another of their famous fights but will this one settle the bet?
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Madness by SunnyRea reviews
Sam thinks he’s the only one that sees things and hears voices with his doctors from the TV and relatives on the radio. Sometimes it makes Gene want to smack him and shout in his face because they are all like that here. It’s just different for each perso
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
And Keep Your Enemies Closer by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Ass by Daughter of the Black reviews
Buffy House Post Chosen, Buffy moves to New Jersey, and just happens to live across from a certain doctor. You can imagine all the fun that is about to happen.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,658 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Buffy S., G. House - Complete
Celiac by Fletset reviews
Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Stormbender by Untamed of Wildwind reviews
Crossover between "H2O: just add water" and "Avatar: the last airbender". Cleo runs off after Lewis gives Charlotte the neclace - she is then transported to the world of avatar. How will a mermaid fit in among the four nations?
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Prison of Glass by LuipaardJack reviews
It has, after all, been one thousand years. Frycentric.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2008 - P. Fry - Complete
Moving In by Ryo-girl reviews
House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
The Answering Machine by grayscales reviews
Luis says something he shouldn't; Corny is torn between loyalty to his sister and forgiving Luis. The only thing that connects them is a nightly phone call... Slash. Oneshot.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
All My Frustration by RedGem270 reviews
Kenny is in desperate need of “it”, but Butters doesn’t give and it’s because he heard that Kenny’s intentions aren’t good. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle struggle to tell their parents the truth about their “friendship”. KB, SK COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Thirst by EmaniaHilel reviews
[One Shot] One That Might Have Been IOTaM. Robin is not the only observant one in the Tower. Raven finds herself fascinated with something surprising...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Speed by Qoheleth reviews
Dash's response to Violet's death, as seen by a superhero reporter at the Metroville Times.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Dash P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Estranged by EmaniaHilel reviews
[Future!Fic] Because she had fully expected never to see him again, the vision of Nightwing crouched, hands on knees and easily balanced on the stone edge of her balcony's balustrade, like some sort of predator...seemed impossible and somewhat dreamlike
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,405 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
The Best Dream Ever by Paperleaf reviews
[StanxKyle] When Kyle flees his house to avoid work, he ends up at Stan's house. After napping the afternoon away, Kyle wakes up to an interesting scene indeed. Oneshot, slash. :]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Shoulder Angels by Shadows and Smoke reviews
You know there are two tiny versions of yourself that sit on your shoulders: a devil and an angel? Jack Sparrow has them too. POTC COTBP, told in the point of view by Jack's shoulder angels. Now rated for mild language. PLEASE R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006
Scrabble by Genis Aurion reviews
[Slash, KyleKenny, light fluff, oneshot]. Kenny has a very short attention span. He just never wants to finish anything.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by sherlock21b reviews
The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in XMen: United has some unusual repercussions at PrincetonPlainsboro. House and Xmen crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - R. Chase - Complete
Fireflies by EmaniaHilel reviews
[OneShot] Raven is also relatively new to Earth, and that's easy to forget. Raven and Starfire talk and someone listens. [Kinda WAFF]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Breaking Point by TenshiJaki reviews
You can only push a person so far before they break, the Titans are going to learn this the hard way when Raven has had enough. It's Humor, the summery sounds so dire... Some sprinkled RaeBB RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,996 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
A Monster of a Problem by Vector Z reviews
They say to defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy... but for unfortunately for Jeremie and a certain Krabe, that saying is about to be taken far too literally...
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
The Blessings of Liberty by heyjupiter reviews
Complete! West Wing and X-Men movieverse crossover. The aftermath of a mutant attack on the President. TWW Season 3 and X2 spoilers. More of a TWW story than a TXM story.
Crossover - West Wing & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Hook and the Mermaid by Herverus Grape reviews
Hook finds himself a pet.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Why Not Smile by Malana reviews
Part of R.E.M. Song Title Series. Willow/Toby (The West Wing)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2003
DtVS 3: The Agricultural Secretary's Revenge by Nomad1 reviews
You've read the sequel, now read the... um, trequel. Third in the 'Donna the Vampire Slayer' series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Buffy S., Donna M. - Complete
DtVS 2: Samwolf by Nomad1 reviews
The sequel to 'Donna the Vampire Slayer'.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Oz, Sam S. - Complete
Donna the Vampire Slayer by Nomad1 reviews
The first in the DtVS series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Buffy S., Donna M. - Complete