![]() Author has written 10 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Rise of the Guardians, M*A*S*H, Misc. Books, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ. Ok I'm sort of in a writing rut right now (No Not a writers block, just a rut) anad don't feel like writting. I Promise never to give up on my stories and will keep going nomatter what. Hi, my name is Seabreeze27 and I love to write type and a whole lot of other stuff. Cas- She really does. Sea- what are you doing on my account page?!? Cas- I’m one of your OCS and your favorite. Sea- So not true! Cas- Then why do you put me in almost all your disclaimers? Sea- Because your fun to argue with. Drake- Ok both of you need to get hobbies. Cas- FINALLY! I have just longed to start my long awaited career in sculpting. Cas- Ok this is the part where I take over. I am Seabreeze27’s OC and nobody else. If you want to use me in any of your stories then you’ll have to ask my creator Seabreeze27. WARNING* IF ANY ONE USEES ME IN THEIR STORIES WITH OUT MY CREATERS PERMISSION THEN SHE WILL COME AFTER YOU!!! Drake- now its my turn I'm a fill in Oc I am a vampire adn I ware- Cas- A dress!!! Drake- It's a robe!!!! "With great power . . comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." Dear Math, Ok here’s the deal. You and X are over! So move on! Stop trying to make us find her and solve all your problems!! (Copy and paste/print if you agree and hate/dislike math!) When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade! When life gives you Lemons, throw them at your brother(s). When life gives you grapes, make Lemonade. Sit back, and let the worl wonder how you did it. OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! when life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for limes. when life throws you limes, ask for something more age appropriate. When life throws you fanfiction you can actually read, throw them back and tell life it needs to check it's grammar, spelling and punctuation. Put this Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. YuGiOh fans:would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions. Normal people:say OMG! YuGiOh fans:Say oh my RA! (OMR!) NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! YuGiOh fans:Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you. Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly YuGiOh fans:Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik. Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! YuGiOh fans:when being chased yell HELP ME ATEM! Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. YuGiOh fans:Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine. Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles YuGiOh fans:Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik. Normal people:Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game. YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past. Normal people: Think little people are stupid. YuGiOh fans:Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid. (And Yugi!) Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. YuGiOh fans:Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto. Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. YuGiOh fans:Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there! Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money. YuGiOh fans:Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them. Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people. YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. (You save a lot of money and time that way. The perfect solution!) Here are some of my favorite Yugioh quotes: 1. Yugi: All right, spirit, this is where you take over... Yami:...HEY! YUGI! I'm not...you can't...this isn't a duel...!...hello. 2. Yami: Get your filthy hands off the puzzle you little brats! 3. Tea: So what happens now that you've saved the world? Atem: Wait for the next bad guy? 4. Joey: About that Underdog card...you said it reminds you of something, right? Yami: I did? Oh yes...um...a little help here...? Yugi: Huh...? Oh, yeah, well THAT'S really mature, Pharaoh! 5. Yami: Why don't we ignore him and go someplace else? 6. Joey: Are we going in there? Kaiba: What do you think, genius? Joey: I'm sensing some sarcasm, rich boy. Kaiba: Really? 7. Atem: So let it be written...so let it be done. 8: Bakura: What is "evil"? If I am loyal to what you say is right...is that all it takes to make me "good"? 9. Joey: Bring it on ya giant mutant! Yami: Not the BEST time to be insulting him, Joey... 10. Yugi: You tell him! No way is he getting his hands on your power! Yami: I just did. Yugi. Okay. 11. Yami: Sorry...slight miscalculation on my part. 12. Yami: Now...listen to the beating...of your own tell-tale heart. 13. Yami:Hold on...you mean...YOU are ZORC??? Bakura: Surprise! How's THAT for a twist! 14. Bakura: Now to reveal my TRUE strategy. Yugi: True strategy? Bakura: YES. Is there an echo in here? 15. Yami: And over here we have a sleeping beauty! 16. Yami: The door to darkness...has opened... 17. Thug: Time to teach you a lesson, you nutjob! Yami: I don't think so...MIND CRUSH! 18. Joey: Hey...we just one a fight! Tristan: Victory dance! Both: Can can! Kick a little can can! Tell me who's the man man... (I sing this every time I do something I thought I couldn't do...People give me funny looks and I wonder why.) XD 19. Yugi: Well, thanks to our Dark Magician we know how to get to the center of the sandstorm so I say we just walk. Yami: And hope that by some strange miracle those Medusa Sandworms don't turn us into statues along the way? 20. Tea: ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT! I've heard just about enough out of you, toots! Get it through your head! Yugi doesn't like you and he never will! Joey: All right...just breathe... 21. Bakura: Perhaps you could have used the Pharaoh's help after all! You pathetic MORTAL! MWAHAHAHAHA! Tea: Something's just not right about Bakura... Joey: And this is something you just noticed NOW? He's NUTS! And he's ALWAYS been nuts! How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. (BELL YEAH!!) -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (OH Crackers in a Jar!! I've been caught red handed!!!!!) I am the Girl... But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be. BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle From This moment on I will have only my favorites on here cuz everyone has these list on their profiles Things to do in an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake something that draws attention. Do it badly. When interrupted, apologize as loudly and apologetically as possible. Maybe start screaming I'm sorry for effect. (As in, I am SO sorry that my heart attack interrupted classes down the hall also taking exams! It's all my fault! Now they'll all fail! And will be forced to repeat the year! And won't be able to go to the collages they want! And won't get the job they want! And be forced to work at McDonalds the rest of their lives! I'm sorry! AHHH!) 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.(AHHH!! We readnecks ad our Tailgating...) 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. (For extra credit, do so down to letters ad punctuation) 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. THINGS TO DO AT WALMART... 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. (Start at kitchen wares, around the knives.) 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! (Especially behind tacky stuff) 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! " 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" 16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. |
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