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Author has written 1 story for Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール.

Well hello there, internet!

I thought, well, noone is ever oing to even as much as look at my profile so it's whatever and I don't have to do this but then I was bored.

So, as you know (atleast if you read my stories), I like HideKane. I ship it so much it's unhealthy but gee do tehy have to be so cute?!

There's also a hecklad of other ships I'll be damned if I listed them, but truth be said: I'm so going to hell.

Well, let's get started with "If I wasn't myself, but a ... I would be a ..."

a month: January or March, because, oh well, I happen to like those two in particular.

a weekday: Saturday, cause I'm as lazy as Shikamaru, shucks I'm not as intelligent.

a daytime: Night, dark and damp. Me likey dark and damp.

a planet: Kepler 22-B, which is an alternate earth where people could live, great!

an animal of the sea: a merman. They are hella fabulous.

an animal of the land: have you seen Jurassic Park, Shayne? They're fvcking majestic.

a direction: to quote Erich Honecker "Always forwards, never backwards!"

a number/digit: 2/12. Who watched Root A will understand.

a garment: a black hoodie, because I rock them.

an ornament: a neckchain of lapis lazuli

a personal care product: black enamel

a flower: Lycoris radiata, the red flower that appeared around Kaneki while being tortured by Yamori

a liquid: coffee. Or blood. Or gasoline.

a tree: Firmiana simplex, or in Japanese: Aogiri no Ki.

a bird: a raven. I think of Itachi everytime I see one.

a piece of furniture: a commode, I like those.

a weather phenomenon: a fire tornado, what kind of answer did you expect to that kind of question? A serious one?

a mythical creature: A guardian, people who died to protect someone else.

a color: black. Black or blue.

an element: Like, a Naruto chakra element? Katon, Fire Release. A classic element? Fire. A chemical element? Radon 86.

a song: too many. Ranging from Metallica's "Whiskey in a Jar" over blink-182's "Josie" to TK from Ling Tosite Sigure's "Unravel".

a movie character: Like, non-anime movies? Agent Smith from "The Matrix Trilogy". Anime movies? Totoro. Anime? Hideyoshi Nagachika. Easy.

a movie: Non-anime probably "The Blair Witch Project". Anime-wise it'd be "Wolf's Children Ame and Yuki".

a limb: my left arm is useless enough, right?

a school subject: biology, I like biology.

an object: an mp3-player or cellphone...I need those!

a word: tragedy (n): a lamentable, dreadful or fatal event or affair; calamity; disaster.

an emotion: gay. As in both "man-likes-men" and "joyful" meaning.

a drink: coffee. Anything actually, as long as it contains caffeine.

an icecream flavor: Chocolate-Chip-Cookie-Dough.

a fairy tale: Hänsel und Gretel. My mother used to tell me this story to help me fall asleep. It's about a boy and a girl being deferred by their parents, left to die in a forest. They magically find an old witch's gingerbread house and get captured by the lady. The girl tricks old lady into letting her run (or hungers down to her bones to fit through the steel bars of her confinement, it depends on wether or not you read the Brother Grimm's version or the "cute" one). The witch decides to eat the boy and crams him like an animal. Problem: Ole lady no eyesight. So the boy - getting fatter by the minute - trciks her into believing he's still skinny as a stick. After a while good ol' witchy decides to say "Ya fvck it" and heats the oven for Hänsel. Hänsel, clever as he is, pushes witchy into the oven, where she dies in the fire. The children go back home, crossing a river on a duck. German stories. Love'em or hate'em, there ain't no in between.

a city: Tokyo or Hiroshima.

a book: "The fault in our stars" or "Verbrechen (Crime)" by Ferdinand von Schirach.

an anime: As Root A was *blegh, I'll go with Fairy Tail, Code Geass, HaruChika, One Punch Man, a lot, more, and so on.

a manga: Tokyo Ghoul and "Eden: It's an endless world" which you can read here:

a viand: Chocolate. Me likey much. Or raspberry yoghurt, me likey too.

a sweet treat: Chocolate robots, watch Hunter x Hunter.

a fruit: rasperry!

a vegetable: *blegh* no fvck no.

a sentence: "Who cares about that, let's just go home already!" *sobs*

Next, 12-charas-game:

12: Levi Ackermann (AoT)

11: Killua (Hunter x Hunter)

10: Gaara (Naruto)

9: Death The Kid (Soul Eater)

8: Elijah Ballard (Eden)

7: Juuzou Suzuya (TG/TG:re)

6: Suzaku Kururugi (Code Geass: LeLouch of the Rebellion / CG:LLotR:R2)

5: Shisui Uchiha (N)

4: Hashirama Senju (N)

3: Itachi Uchiha (N)

2: Kaneki Ken (TG/TG:re)

1: Hideyoshi Nagachika (TG)

- Do you want to read a 2/5 fanfic?

Kaneki/Shisui Oh my god the fluffiness and H/C overwhelms help me

- Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Hashirama? Hot enough to compete with Madara and that guy breathes literal fire.

- If 1 impregnated 2?

Hide impregnates Kaneki? Oh yes, my body is ready *chuckles*. Write it, someone!

- Can you remember a special fanfic about 4?

Hashirama? YES! MAN OF DREAMS! MAN OF DREAMS WAS SO AWESOME!

- Would 2 and 11 be a good couple?

Kaneki and Killua, our two tragedy white haireds. Yes to the yes!

- 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Shisui/Gaara or Shisui/Kid? Shisui/Gaara, just...it could definitely happen! But Kid is just too organized for Shisui.

- If 7 caught 2 and 3 doing the do?

If Juuzou caught Kaneki and Itachi? Yes, I would gladly write Kaneki/Itachi, but Juuzou would just be even more traumatized than before!

- Write a sumary to a 3/10 Fluff.

Itachi/Gaara. "Yeah, Team ItaDei is off to get the Ichibi" Itachi still couldn't believe he allowed Deidara to make him tag along. After all, he did only join the Akatsuki so he could help Konoha from the shadows and wouldn't this make him a traitor, once again? But then he saw the proud, strong Kazekage, protecting his village and he couldn't help but hide a small smile behind his cloak's collar. Maybe this hadn't been such a bad idea after all.

- Do you know a 1/8 Fluff?

Hide/Elijah? No, but now I want one. Do it.

- A title for a 7/12 H/C Fluff?

Juuzou/Levi. "Mama's never going to be angry again" or "Nightshifter". I like both.

- 4 deflorates 1, give me a plot.

Hashirama is Hide's very first partner. After Hashirama sneaks out of his office for just a moment, a breather, he lands in the bar, the very same Tsunade would come to like sitting in. He can't help but notice the blonde civilian sitting all alone at the counter and they do kinky stuff on office desks with the Mokuton. Yayy.

- Have any of your friends read an FF about 12?

Levi? Who hasn't?

- Have any of your friends made fanart about 11?

Killua, no, only me...

- 2/4/5, would you write it?

Kaneki/Hashirama/Shisui? Dude yes. Yes. I'd love to write it!

- What would 11 scream in a moment of great glory?

Killua? "No Gon you can't lick the doorknob just because it invites you to!" while snickering and being amazed at his best boyfriend.

- If you had to write a 1/6/12 Smutfic, which warnings would apply?

Kaneki/Suzaku/Levi? [Graphic depictions of crimes against humanity]

- What pick-up line should 10 use to get 2 into bed?

Gaara and Hide? "My future boyfriend looks exactly like you" and ten chapters after Hide he is in a relationship with Naruto.

- When did you last read a fanfic about 5?

5 being Shisui, it was "Wind over Tide" on AO3, yesterday. ShiIta!

- What kinks does 6 have?

Suzaku likes doing the do in his Knighmare Frame *chuckles*.

- 11/9, drunk or sober?

Killua and Kid. Killua can't get drunk (Canon!) and Kid doesn't drink. So, sober.

- If 3/7 were a thing, who would top?

Itachi and Juuzou? I don't like imagining Juuzou in a sexual way, iT's no. No.

- 1/6 are in a seemingly happy relationship until 6 runs away with 8. Heartbroken, 1 One-Night-Stand-s with 11 and an unhappy affair with 12. Then, they follow 7's advice and find their true love in 11 finally.

Hide and Suzaku are a thing until Suzaku runs away with Elijah. No, stop, this hurts already! Then Hide and Killua happen once-for-all and Hide gets abused by Levi because that would happen. Hide follows Juuzou's guidance (being: "Get hammered and then I'll consult you over Killua, you seem tired) to bond with Killua. Killua/Hide is endgame. Which sounds oh so cute!

Okay, that's about it!

Don't you dare forget the Sunshine Child reviews
AU in which Hide's a guardian – as in someone who died saving another person – and is thereby gifted with teleportation. Kaneki's a haemokineter – someone who uses blood to fight – as they stumble through their new school, a school of magic,murder and mystery! Ratings change. [Hide x Kaneki] main- and [Touka x Yoriko], [Yomo x Uta] and [Tsukiyama x Banjo] sidepairs. Triggerwarning.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2016