![]() "The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right thing for the wrong reason." -T.S Eliot Sorry dudes!! You wont find any real information here because i'm too lazy to make a decent bio and all that other jazz :D! So Im just gonna slap a bunch of random stuff here and call it a day XP 92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored R.I.P pinky toe. ???-2018 cause of death: severe head trauma after having its skull bash multiple times on the leg of a table You shall not be forgotten Things you "Of course its Blue vs Red, no one says it the other way around you idiot." Fade into the caves where the Reds are Grif: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What's the one thing I told you? Don't embarrass the family! Simmons: I don't think she's embarrassing -whoa, why is she doing splits? Sarge: Huh, is this that Facebook thing I keep hearing about? Simmons: Does this thing take dollar bills? Grif: Come on, that's my sister! And you're looking at her naked! Simmons: So? She's not our sister. Grif: Stop looking at her! Simmons: Why does Donut get to look? Donut: Hey, why does the Blue base get so much more natural light than ours? It gives the interior a much more airy and open feeling. Grif: That's why Donut gets to look. Sarge: Ohhh, look, she's puttin' her armor back on. Uh, I mean, oh look, she is putting her armor back on. Good work Soldier! Grif: Don't patronize me. Simmons: It looks like the Blues are having some kind of meeting. Sarge: What? I knew it. They're coming to attack our base. Dirty backstabbers. Donut: I thought the Blues were supposed to attack us? Sarge: Dirty frontstabbers! Simmons, what're they saying? Simmons: I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor. And without any sound it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down. Sarge: Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous. Cut to the Blues all gathered on top of Blue Base Church: Alright, Vic called and said we should attack the Red base right away. I don't know why but, I guess we're gonna do it. Tucker: Attack? Shouldn't we call soldiers or the military for something like that? Church: And for some reason he thinks it's a good idea for some of us to go through the caves. Tex: Why? Church: I don't know, who cares? So, me and Tex and Tucker are gonna go right up the middle. Tucker: What about my kid? He can't go in to battle! Church: Doc, Sister, and Junior, you guys go get lost in the caves. Tucker: Oh. Church: We'll find you after the battle's over. Unless we die, in which case we won't find you, and you're gonna have to find us. And if that happens I want to be buried as far away as possible from these two. Tucker: Yeah, and I wanna be stuffed and put on a couch with a cooler full o' beer, a bag full of cheese puffs, non-stop reruns of Baywatch and- ah, you know what, it's all in my will. Caboose: What about me? Can I get lost too? Tex: No Caboose, I need you to stay here and watch Sheila. Church: Yeah, if the transfer gets interrupted we might lose her altogether. Caboose: Oh, that would be bad. Church: Right, otherwise how would you accidentally kill people? Caboose: Hmm, well I suppose I could always- Church: Shut up that was rhetorical. Tucker come on, let's get going. Doc: Where should we go? Church: Dhe-a- I don't care. Just be ready to come running with the cavalry if we start screaming in pain. Unless Tucker starts screaming in pain, in which case, you know, feel free to point and laugh. Tucker: Well little dude, I guess there's a time when every little boy becomes a man. Doc: Tucker he's only three days old. Tucker: Yeah, they grow up so fast. Church: Also he's not a boy, he's a grub. Tucker: The point is, you're on your own now, and I don't have time to tell you everything you need to know. So here's a few brief pointers. Invest in real estate; there's no such thing as a permanent record; always eat breakfast; all the girls on the internet are actually dudes; and you should never, ever buy the extended warranty on anything. Ever. Oh also, chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to 'em. So mix it up a little. Church: Tucker let's go! Tucker: Okay little dude, I gotta go now. Tex needs me and Church to back her up. Junior: Bow chicka honk honk. Doc: Hunh, I guess you have been teaching him some stuff. Tucker: Teach? You don't teach that. That shit's genetic. Cut to Tex, Church and Tucker walking along the plateau on the side of the Canyon toward Red Base Church: I don't see anything. Tex: I'll move up. You two stay here. Tucker: You want us to cover you? Tex: Yeah. Cover me. That way I won't get hurt. Just don't run away. Tucker: Hey, you don't have to be a bitch. Tex approaches Red Base, while Church looks on through the scope of the sniper rifle Church: I don't see anything at all. It's like they're all hiding or somethin'. Tucker: Uh, what do you see? Church: I just said I don't see anything, I just said that. Tucker: Man, I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle! Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you. Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease. Church: Can I use the sword? Tucker: Oh hell yes! Church: Fine, here. Tucker: Oh kickass! Heh heh! Okay no, wait, how do I zoom? I'm zoomed! Church: Hey Tucker, the sword doesn't even work. What a fuckin' gyp. Tucker: Now how do I- wait what is this thing? Church: Okay, whatever dude, just don't- Tucker shoots Tex right in the ass Tex: OW! Church: What the fuck, did you just fire that thing? Tucker: Oops! That was an accident. Church: We're s'posed to be sneaking up on 'em, dumbass. They're gonna hear us, gimme it back. Tucker: Um, yeah, okay take it back. Church: I knew there was a reason I didn't let you use this thing all these year- Hey, Tex, what're you doing back? Tex punches Church in the face Church: OW! What the fuck did I do!? Tex: Asshole! Tucker: I told him to be careful with that thing, he's just not very good with it. 4chan. Nuff said. Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/. Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/. Rule 3: We are Anonymous. Rule 4: We are legion. Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget. Rule 6: /b/ is not your personal army. Rule 7: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. Rule 8: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. Rule 9: Anonymous is still able to deliver. 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