Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. We're twins from England. Fortunately, minus the red hair and maleness, although unfortunately, our names do not work half as well when you get an item of clothing with the first letter of your name on it (although in our case, it tends to be necklaces rather than jumpers...sigh). So we've decided to go under the pseudonyms of Bernard and Spinach because these, of course, work so much better... YAY!GO SERNARD AND ...bpinach... This is from HOW TO BE TOPP: 'Toys aren't all bad - i once had a super monkey called spinich of whom (grammer) i was very fond. he used to nestle up on my pillow and...CURSES, wot am i sayin?' And if you watch Blackadder II, then you'll IMMEDIATELY work out where Bernard is from. So you see, we're not totally mad... it, well, at least the inspiration for some of our stuff,does come from somewhere (aside from all the chocolate and sugar we consume in such great quantities. and nothing else, honest...) If you are still reading this, you should be seriously worried... how can you not have run away (screaming and trying to find someone who knows the number of a loony bin) by now? Fic News: Anyway, that wasn't what I meant to say. What I was going to write in this snazzy new section of our profile is about the new fic that you may have noticed. It is a SERIOUS FIC, as you may have noticed by its corny title. And as such, I, Spinach, denounce it (well, this may be the wrong word. Go! Read and review it! But do not think that I had anything to do with it!) I felt I had to put up this notice so that nobody would mistake me for someone who could actually write. (2 March 05) |
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