![]() Author has written 4 stories for Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Ranger's Apprentice, and Frozen. Hey everybody! We are Kili and Fili! (No, I'm not Smeagol speaking in plural form, this is literally two people here.) ;) Anyways, we will probably write mostly parodies, our specialty. Our first parody? Well, thank your for asking. Our first parody will be "A Calculating Problem." Hehehe. And you'll just have to wait and see what THAT one's about. I know, we've come up with so many funny stories, don't be afraid to cry, 'cause you'll probably get a little bit...well, a lot bit...overwhelmed with laughs. OUR NEXT PARODY SHOULD BE UP BY MIDNIGHT ON SEPTEMBER 19th. Yes, we're planning to stay up all night writing it. :P First, let's hear a little bit about Fili, (who only gets to go first because she's older) *pouts in a corner* Me: I WANTED TO GO FIRST! *throws flower vase at Fili*. Sup dude!! I'm Fili the Awesome. (You can call me Fili, if you want to) A little bit about me...hmm...lets see: 1) I am TOTALLY A LEGOLAS FANGIRL!!! And for any of you girls try to take him, He's MINE!!! ( I am NOT GAY!! I AM A FEMALE!!!) 2) My sister and I share most of the same things so if this sounds redundant than...well, sorry deal with it. 3) I watch only one tv show and it's Burn Notice. I know pretty awesome. *sarcastic eye rolling* 4) I play sports. Only softball though, sometimes I'll call it baseball cause I can play just as good as any boy could. And I'm not lie'n. 5) Last but not least I LOVE: Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Pirates of the Caribbean, and I guess the Hunger Games is ok. I only like the first one, really. So now back to Kili who will probs do most of the talking, 'cause I'm the quieter one of the two of us. :) Now, here's a bit about me, Kili. And even though my name is Kili doesn't mean I'm a guy. I'm 100% female. :D 1. My heart is a prisoner to...well...let's just say the Heir of Isildur, the Hope of Middle-Earth, Son of Arathorn... *sighs dreamily.* And if you don't know who I'm talking about then you must not be a Lord of the Rings lover so scram. Sorry about that. I got a little bit angry for a minute at all those people who just don't seem to know who ARAGORN IS!!! That's what makes me SO mad. And when people call him Strider. I'm the only one who can call him Strider...well, besides the hobbits, of course. 2. I watch the TV show Burn Notice. Which is super cool. In case you haven't noticed. 3. Uh, I'm a Hobbit fan (anxiously awaiting The Battle of Five Armies--the 3rd Hobbit movie. Woohoo!) LOTR fan, Narnia fan, Star Wars/Clone Wars fan, Pegasus (by Kate O'Hearn) fan, and Pirates of the Caribbean, and uh...well...Hunger Games kind of...I guess. Oh, yeah. And Burn Notice. As you can probably tell, I'm a little more...talkative that Fi. She's kind of...laid back. Well, we can't wait to see ya'll at our stories! Parodies, actually. So, if you're ready for some big laughs...then come on down to...KILI AND FILI INC.!!!!! (yeah, I know. That lines is from the Price Is Right. Except for the Kili and Fili Inc. part. That's ours. Not theirs.) We're both in highschool and we both love zebras. All right, fine. *After a heated argument* FiFi wants to say she likes lions, too. I don't. But she does. Just one more thing about us, we will not tolerate any cussing unless you wanna pay a quarter to the Cuss Jar. It will be at all of our stories. We'll be waiting for someone to slip up so we can get paid. No I'm just kidding we don't get paid for this. JK. no I didn't mean that. JK. You're not gonna fall for that again, are you? yeesh. Sorry, Kili got control of the keyboard for a minute and I had to wrestle her away. (No, not really) Last thing I have to say is that we are both Christians and we both believe that Jesus Christ came down to earth to die on the cross for your sins and mine. And that is why our cuss jar is pretty empty right now. I Thessalonians 5:15 "See that none render evil for evil unto any man; but ever follow that which is good, both among yourselves, and to all men." KJV Okay, so, at the end of each chapter of our stories we will have the name and artist of an awesome song that we like, which most of them will be Christian songs we have heard on Air1 (91.9), the totally awesome radio station. Well, some of the songs they don't play on that station, but they are by good bands with awesome talent and a great message. If you would like some other great authors to check out, look at our favorites tab which is right below our profile. Kili and Fili FOR GONDOR!!!! FOR FRODO! FOR ASLAN! FOR NARNIA! FOR...uh...Davy Jones?! Wait, what?... |
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