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Joined 05-20-14, id: 5742723, Profile Updated: 05-22-14
Author has written 1 story for Young Justice, and Avengers.

Name: Call me Larzz

Age: That's for me to know ;)

Fave Colour: Purple


America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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A Flashlight to See in the Dark by Kazyre reviews
When Iris dies suddenly, leaving Barry to raise their 3-year old nephew by himself, Hal Jordan steps up to help out his best friend. Years pass, friendship grows into something much more, and somehow the three of them become a family. Story will span Wally's life from age 3 all the way to the formation of the Team - will be mostly humor and fluff. (Warning: Some sexual content.)
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Barry A./Flash, Hal J./Green Lantern, Wally W./Kid Flash
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 191: sometimes Merlin's magic takes things literally
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 189,170 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Things That Are Broken by Clemences-are-so-sexy reviews
"Can Always Be Fixed" SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Abuse
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,874 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Daniel A., Jack W.
Enough by Sunny-D57 reviews
Barry Allen grew up as an orphan. When he meets Iris Allen, he finds himself thrilled to meet her family. When Barry meets Wally, he's appalled at the way his father treats him. For Wally, he's never been enough for his parents. He longs to be like the Flash, who's enough for all of Central and Keystone and the world! Can Iris and Barry show him he's enough?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,956 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Iris W. - Complete
Watching over by Bat-dove reviews
Most kids have normal families. Heroes don't. Even before Wally became Kid Flash, before he knew his uncle was Flash, he had someone watching him in the wings, shadows or any place where he couldn't be seen. The adventures of a god father watching a "kid"
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 94,904 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Kid Flash
The Truth About Flash by Starrynyte04 reviews
Based on the Justice League show after Divided We Fall. Gorilla Grodd captures Flash and puts a helmet on him that will show all of his memories. Now, with the Watchtower overridden with the signal, the entire Justice League will learn everything they never knew about their favorite speedster, Wally West. T for child abuse, language, and slight sexual reference.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 112,712 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Her Faithful Servant by Archangel Samuel reviews
Maleficent was able to curse the infant Aurora, but at what cost? Now Diaval lies injured and close to death, and it's entirely her fault. (Takes place in the middle of the movie timeline, only Madiaval if you want it to be.)
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Wally of the Bat-Clan by Sunny-D57 reviews
Based of the prompt from YJ Anon Meme. Wally is the youngest member of the Batclan, so when Wally starts to have get crush on a boy the overprotective Batfamily are not to happy. The batclan's ages are backwards so Damian is the oldest and Dick is the second youngest. With Wally being the youngest. Wally is still Kid Flash, and this is how he grew up and fell in love. KF/SB
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,353 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Conner K./Superboy, Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman
Genesis of a speedster by Aggie Deneys reviews
From the start, there was a familiarity about Barry Allen that caused a bit of unease for Iris West. Never did she expect to learn that he is the Flash. Nor did she anticipate how that fact would forever change the life of her nephew Wally West.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,940 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Sons Of Wayne by Double RJ reviews
AU. After that fateful night at the circus, Bruce Wayne didn't just adopt Richard Grayson...he also adopted little circus runaway Wally West. In a world where Wally becomes a Wayne, and he and Dick soon become birds of their own names...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,129 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
What Makes You Special? by 8ami reviews
They're discussing matters when Batman's special treatment comes up. And for once, Flash doesn't back down like the others. This isn't about petty wants though. Afterwords the two seek each other out to talk without such strain.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Droplets by cruciomysoul reviews
Warning: Rated M for dealing with aspects of self-harm, no other reason. Because even speedsters have to have some form of emotional outlet, and it's just a shame that Wally's has become so self-destructive. Established Wally/Dick. One-shot; complete.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Another Dimension reviews
When the team get transported into another dimension, and wake up in a room of avengers, things are bound to happen and naturally S.H.I.E.L.D get interested... Rated T cuz I'm paranoid and this is my first fic so plz don't kill me.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014