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Name: Rio
Real name: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Age: 17
Birthday:You're not planning on buying me a present, are you? No? Then I won't tell you.
Gender: Female
Religion: None, but my parents keep telling me I'm Jewish.
Location: Here
Height: I love looking up at the world — no, actually, I don't.
Weight: None of your business.
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Two
Word that best describes me: Rio
Marital status: Single and adoring it
Favourite genres: Comedy, satire
Favourite color: Red
Favourite meal: BLT, fries, Diet Coke
Favourite music: Classic rock
Favourite purveyors of said music: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, the Who, Deep Purple, the Stones, the Ramones, Cream, ELO, way, way, more
Favourite TV show: Frasier
Favourite movie: Super Size Me
Favourite book: Backlash, Susan Faludi
Favourite sport: Karate. That is considered a sport, right?
Favourite school subject: AP English
Favourite quote: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
Role model: Myself
Hobbies: Writing (duh), drawing, reading, acting, the Internet, listening to music, hanging with friends, criticizing stuff needlessly, burning stuff (just kidding), insulting people who deserve it, radical feminism, sleeping
Dislikes: Way too many to list
My words of wisdom: "Soulmate, noun: A myth perpetrated on happily single people to give them the false impression that love is necessary."