Rio Madeira
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Joined 01-04-05, id: 733543
Author has written 5 stories for Sesame Street, Office, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Name: Rio
Real name: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Age: 17
Birthday:You're not planning on buying me a present, are you? No? Then I won't tell you.
Gender: Female
Religion: None, but my parents keep telling me I'm Jewish.
Location: Here
Height: I love looking up at the world — no, actually, I don't.
Weight: None of your business.
Hair: Yes
Eyes: Two
Word that best describes me: Rio
Marital status: Single and adoring it
Favourite genres: Comedy, satire
Favourite color: Red
Favourite meal: BLT, fries, Diet Coke
Favourite music: Classic rock
Favourite purveyors of said music: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, the Who, Deep Purple, the Stones, the Ramones, Cream, ELO, way, way, more
Favourite TV show: Frasier
Favourite movie: Super Size Me
Favourite book: Backlash, Susan Faludi
Favourite sport: Karate. That is considered a sport, right?
Favourite school subject: AP English
Favourite quote: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
Role model: Myself
Hobbies: Writing (duh), drawing, reading, acting, the Internet, listening to music, hanging with friends, criticizing stuff needlessly, burning stuff (just kidding), insulting people who deserve it, radical feminism, sleeping
Dislikes: Way too many to list
My words of wisdom: "Soulmate, noun: A myth perpetrated on happily single people to give them the false impression that love is necessary."

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Cold by Digitaldreamer reviews
Ryan Howard has everything he ever wanted, right? He doesn't miss Scranton at all. Really.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Bethesda by Malvolia reviews
How Karen wound up dumped and left crying by a fountain in New York. Set during The Job.
Office - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Jim H. - Complete
In the City by ristee reviews
A new city and a familiar face: Ryan and Karen find themselves in New York. Oneshot.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
SERVICE CALL by kgreene reviews
The handsome HewlettPackard guy comes in to service the machines. But while he unintentionally turns the office upsidedown, he only has eyes for... Pam? This is intended as an inbetweener episode, taking place between Ben Franklin and Phyllis' Wedding.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
LUNCH THEFT by kgreene reviews
When Michael's mommade lunch disappears he turns the office upside down to find the person responsible. Meanwhile, Jim plans a day trip to New York with Pam. This is a Tweenersode script that occurs in season two between Christmas Party and Booze Cruise.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Florida or Bust by Freakygreeneyes reviews
What if, instead of the booze cruize, Phyllis was right about the whole office heading to Florida? Jam! Dwight in a Speedo! It doesn't get better than this!
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
So Much Drama by LaChoy reviews
There's drama in Laguna Beach. So much of it.
Laguna Beach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Those Rainy Days by lkw1230 reviews
JimPam Sometimes rain isn't a bad thing. Short but good.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Baby I'm A Want You by SpunkiiMonkii7078 reviews
Jim Halpert's the new guy at Dunder Mifflin. The only thing is, he can't keep his eyes off the receptionist, Pam Beesly. Funny thing is, she can't keep her eyes off him either.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Five Times Jim Thought Karen Might Be Krazy by peski0piksi reviews
And One Time Pam Knew She Was
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
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There's a Party Over Here
From MTV's The Paper. OC. Alex and his friends get their comeuppance after the hostess of the biggest party of the year hears what they've been doing to Amanda.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Published: 7/4/2008
New Kid reviews
In an attempt to help the overwhelmed staff, Michael agrees to hire a new salesperson. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam try to figure out if Andy ever gets sick of talking about Cornell. Fictional episode between Money and Local Ad.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007
Five Times Karen Confuses Her Younger Sister reviews
A series of conversations between Karen and her sister, Vanessa, about Jim.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Just Anyone reviews
Sometimes Karen wishes she had what the other woman has. Pam? Well, yeah. But also Phyllis.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Emo's World reviews
A script of an emofied version of Elmo's World that I created in my drama class with a bunch of friends. Rated for suicidal references, use of a weapon, and Elmopounding.
Sesame Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete