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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon. Me!!! Hellooo!!! fanfiction peoples! i wanted to thank you guys for putting up with me...lol. Love you all!!!!!! by the way if any of you guys know a beta reader that will at least respond to me please let me know. those of you who have read my story know that the grammar and spelling SUCKS!!! My FictionPress Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/762770/musiclover16 Description: I'm a vampire, daughter of the deepest night. I have long blonde hair with natural highlights. By the way i CAN have black bat wings if i want, but i normally don't. Gender: Female Age: 3000. I killed your great, great, great, great, great grandmother. Job: vampire... enough said. Favorite Music: Green Day, Rise Against, rock in general. Instruments Played: Electric and acoustic guitar, flute, piccolo, and piano (teaching myself...). I also sing but i dont think that counts as an interment. Obsessed With: Reading, writing, and most of all MUSIC!!!!! Funny Quotes!!! If anything can go wrong, it will Mother nature is a bitch Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse Everything goes wrong all at once. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few) Who laughs last thinks the slowest Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. OK, so what's the speed of dark? It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! Normal people worry me "Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!" The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE IS MY CEILING? The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites". You laugh at me because I’m crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang...that was fun!" I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words... Never judge a book by it's movie. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma! "Some people say I have A.D.D I don't ha-OH LOOK A CHICKEN!" What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. You say physco like it's a bad thing... When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. "Oh look, a mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!" Does the noise in my head bother you? Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. Shhhhh... I'm plotting. Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Happyness is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Serious Stuff!! My name is Sarah I must be stupid, I wish I were better, I can't speak at all, When I awake, When my mommy does come home, Don't make a sound! I hear him curse, I try and hide He finds me weeping. He slaps me and hits me He's already locked it, I fall to the floor "I'm sorry!" I scream, The hurt and the pain And he finally stops My name is Sarah, There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. You can help. God will always be there for you. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Copy and Paste!!! If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your proflie. 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I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I LIVE in the STICKS, so my grammar must be horrible I’m IN CHOIR, So I MUST be a geek and/or gay. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I wear tight JEANS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I’m a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be crazy. I’m TALL, so I MUST play basketball I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you random writings tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you: If you worship English 101 |
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