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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Soooo...

Some things about me:

Name: LOL, nah!

Class: Well, I'm in the Seventh Grade.

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Fave colour: Green, although now it has become sea green. ;)

I used to be quite good in school up until Fifth, but now I'm average and I feel horrible.

My friends treat me like I'm the worst person to ever live, except for two of them, who love me.( I hope )

I am too damn loyal and it almost never gets repaid.

Why does everyone like Pertemis? I just don't GET it. If you wanna you can just PM the answer to me.

Now some things I copy-pasted from profiles:

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Aka Weeping Angels)

If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!".

90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. (Whoever did is amazing)

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

A Scary Way to Break Up

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night, there is 1 person on the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they always think about you when they go to sleep, they long for you. This is all true, not fake. If you repost this on to your profile in the next five minutes, that person will ask you out in a month, but if you don't, you will be alone for the next 45 years.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

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Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

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McShizzle350

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Make A list of twelve characters from PJO in no particular order

1 ) Leo

2 ) Percy

3 ) Frank

4 ) Calypso

5 ) Sally

6 ) Reyna

7 ) Jason

8 ) Annabeth

9 ) Hazel

10) Piper

11) Rachel

12) Nico

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rachel/Reyna? EWWW, HELL NO! Though they probably exist. I mean look at our fandom. We ship Jason with a brick!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Leo does, and my imagination says, 'Yup! Tick that! Next question, please!'

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Nico got Annabeth pregnant? Yeah...

WHAT IN THE F*ING F*!?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Hard to say, there are only about 50000...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Percy/Reyna? Maybe... But who gives a s*? PERCABETH FOREVER!!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sally/Piper or Sally/Rachel? I repeat, WHAT IN THE F*ING F*!?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?

If Jason walked in on Leo and Nico making out? Either, 'AHHHHHHH!' or 'EWWWWWW'. Yeah, I hate this ship.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Frank enters Piper's cabin during lunch and tells her he has something important to tell her. She... Yeah, I don't ship 'em, and the ship don't even exist, so use your imagination.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Leo/Annabeth? Oh, how about NOT IN THE ENDS OF FREAKIN' TARTARUS! Yeah, no, I'm good!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Jason/Nico? They won't Judge, about how nobody will judge his homosexuality.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?

Frank/Annabeth? Now, if they did, they wouldn't be alive now, would they?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Rachel? Maybe...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/ Calypso/ Sally? Uh, no. ( I learnt to control my anger :) )

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Annabeth? Maybe 'You Belong With Me'?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Leo/Reyna/Nico? M, 'cause s*'s about to go down.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Maybe, never.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

So, Leo and Jason are in a happy relationship until Hazel runs off with Jason. Leo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel and a brief unhappy affair with Reyna, then follows the wise advice of Sally and finds true love with Sally? Leo/ Sally? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What title would you give this fic?

Don't read unless you ate something horrible and need to throw up.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Jason/Annabeth? Support Annabeth, duh.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Sally? Then... PERCY FRICKIN' JACKSON IS MY RELATIVE, SUCKAS!!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I, once again, repeat, WHAT IN THE F*ING F*!?

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Percy? BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY!! HOW COULD YOU??? NOOOO!!!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Frazel? Hee hee hee!!!!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (12) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I guess that Pinterest post of Nico shadow-travelling into my room came true, huh?

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I guess Leo did that at some point in his life while running away, and now he's optimistic. Yay!

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

If Calypso gave me a daisy? I'd probably be stunned, then reply, 'Awww, no moonlace for me?'

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Reyna? Since when does she care about fashion!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Jason, Hazel and Calypso singing Sorry or Baby by Justin Bieber? I'd be annoyed, then I'd be like,'Well, atleast y'all let loose!'

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING.THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread.

An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.

The professor grins knowingly.

"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good…!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er… yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.


In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Why guys shouldn't cheat

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, Ashley, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as okay, but he really liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack too. Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told Jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "Hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet; dead... she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: "My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us."

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about.

Don't cheat. Frankly, it sucks. A lot.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

Cats are better than dogs.

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(don't even own one)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like Star Wars

You took gymnastics/dance (pointless)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6

Phew! Thank God I stayed guy, or my friends would've killed me teasing.

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Best Friend's Cousin by percabeth1030 reviews
When Annabeth Chase first meets Percy Jackson she can't stand him! The feeling is mutual...and then it's not. But Thalia and Annabeth have been best friends forever! Annabeth soon finds herself coming over to Thalia's house a lot more often and it's not just to see Thalia! Is it really that wrong to fall for your best friend's cousin?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,251 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Coincidental Fate by Polaroidal.Pen reviews
It was just a coincidence, right? Or maybe it was luck (bad luck). Or maybe, just maybe, it was fate. For now, let's just say that the boys got more than what they bargained for. High school, normal AU? Cause let's face it, the case of romance can hardly be normal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Percy J., Travis S., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Childhood by GollyGeeWhiz reviews
Friends from the cradle. Inseparable throughout elementary school. Sworn enemies through middle school. But when high school comes around, will Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase take the opportunity to fix their botched friendship… and turn it into something more? Percabeth. (AU/AH) Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,965 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Impractical Jokers: Demigod Edition by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,875 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Percy J., Jason G., Frank Z., Leo V.
Annabeth and RED's Threat by ABcedario reviews
Annabeth Chase was a Little-Miss-Perfect. Percy Jackson's best friend, straight A's, loved by nearly everyone. Until new girl, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, comes in. Suddenly, everything changes. Specially after the RED Threat. But what if the boy she loves is the wrong one? Or maybe he is the right one, they just have to realize that first. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,998 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/8/2018 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Thalia G., Rachel D. - Complete
A Game of Fate by anajadenx reviews
Annabeth is an assassin living in the 1800s. One day, she is given a task: Kill the terrorist Percy Jackson. Meanwhile, Percy is also given a similar assignment: Kill Annabeth. Everything is also taken to a new level of complicity with a very particular Luke Castellan around. When their paths finally intersect, they have unwillingly stepped into a Game of Fate.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,480 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J.] - Complete
Sleepless Saviors by Fist-it-Out reviews
At age three, they became best friends. At age seven, they became abnormal. At age fourteen, they were superheroes. Now, at sixteen, they're stuck in a fight for their lives and the world. Left alone and vulnerable in the new, cold world, it's up to Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, or Hurricane and Grey Shadow, to get over themselves and save the world. Superhero AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Leo V.
A Night To Remember by AmberSkie reviews
When Thalia hosts a slumber party with the girls and Jason decides to have the guys over, things get complicated. With pranks, truth or dares, and pizzas galore, it's certainly going to be a night to remember!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 1/11/2015
Beautiful by Forfun100 reviews
Annabeth Chase is lost. Percy Jackson is damaged. Piper McLean is easy. Jason Grace is confused. Hazel Levesque is invisible. Frank Zhang is terrifying. Leo Valdez is stupid. What do they have in common? Sixth period study hall, and a whole lot more than they ever thought. High School Drama AU. Rated Really High T, for later chapters, multi ship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 134,916 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Annabeth Chase's Guide to Writing Fanfiction by Anhilare reviews
Annabeth Chase is famous in our world and she knows it. So she decides to Google herself, and she stumbles across a website called Fanfiction. She reads some of our stories about her and she decides to give us some help, so she goes to the computer and types up some advice for us. Don't worry, it's for our own good. This story is complete. I'll update if something REALLY bothers me
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 1/9/2017 - Annabeth C. - Complete
I Shouldn't Have Heard That by Fist-it-Out reviews
Ever looked at someone and wondered 'What are they thinking' Well don't. Otherwise you'll end up like me. I am Annabeth Chase, and stupid Aphrodite put a stupid spell on my and my best friend, Percy Jackson, so we can now hear every thought each other has. Does it help that I have a huge crush on him? No, it does not. Will this be the craziest adventure we go on? Probably.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,002 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Complete
The Demigodz by Athena's Owl Call reviews
Annabeth, Piper, Hazel, and Thalia, left high school when the bullying got really bad. They couldn't rely on their 'best friends' so they left school to become The Demigodz. What will happen when they have to move back to the school that they never wanted to go to again and see the people they never wanted to see again? Jasper, Percabeth, and Frazel. Band AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Piper M., Hazel L.
Three Times by Fist-it-Out reviews
Three times Annabeth says no, and the one time Percy says it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Loophole by TheyCallMeGabriel reviews
Percy never wanted to be popular and he certainly never wanted to date Alicia Bones. When she corners him and asks him out he finds a loophole and goes for it. Unfortunately he makes a deal he might not be able to live up to on his own and has to ask the new girl Annabeth for help and he can only ask her because she is part of the deal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
The Mailroom by ManofManyHats reviews
What other options were there? Phone calls were risky, text messages could kill you, the Internet was a no-go and Iris messages ain't cheap. Pen, paper and a pretty reliable postal service; that's all they had. So welcome to the Mailroom.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Complete
Sex Ed by SlytherinDemigod13 reviews
Chiron decides the older demigods at camp need to take part in a...special...class. Naturally, things go horribly wrong.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Chiron, Percy J., Connor S., Travis S.
Camp Half-Blood Karaoke Party by WriterAra reviews
Both camps and the Gods decide to throw the Seven a karaoke party after their victory of stopping Gaea. Camp Jupiter and Camp Half Blood have made peace and are working together. At first, the Seven aren't very thrilled about the party, but they end up having fun. Some relationships will take major steps while some may split up. Percabeth and other couples included.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Pranking Revenge by wisegirlgeek reviews
Leo pranks the Seven one morning. Piper wants her revenge. A Percy/Piper friendship one-shot. Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2016
Open This When by Azuphere reviews
On Annabeth's fourteenth birthday, two weeks before she has to move to San Francisco for a year, Percy gives her a bunch of "Open This When" letters, as a way to remember him. A Mortal AU, and a bit OOC. There's a reason why Humour isn't a genre. (I'm not funny.) Rated T just in case. Nothing M.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 158,190 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Eight Lies and a Truth by Azuphere reviews
"It's official. Annabeth Chase is a liar. But, you really shouldn't be surprised. What with her plump red lips, and enticing eyes. She can have just about any guy wrapped right around her little perfectly manicured finger. And unfortunately, that includes you." Rated T for a few very minor cuss words. Includes Girly!Annabeth. Not really Punk!Percy, but it doesn't really matter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Truth or Dare by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Leo has unleashed a new terror on the demigods unwittingly... What is it, you ask? Well, it is the most terrifying terror, the most horrible of horrors, the bane of all sane demigods: Truth or Dare...Really, it's all Leo's fault that they started playing in the first place. [...if enough people actually want to read this, I will complete this]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,219 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012
7 Years later by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen each other in seven years! So what happens when they meet up at the beach one day? Why is Annabeth acting so strange? Why is Percy fainting? And-wait, who's Jake?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
99 Facts About Girls That Guys Should Know by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Percy, Nico, Leo, and Jason aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box ESPECIALLY when it comes to girls. Frank isn't that much better either. So, they seek the help of the great all-knowing Internet and find: 99 Facts Guys Should Learn About Girls. (On sort of hiatus which means fewer updates!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
Fortuna Hates Me by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Jason Grace is pretty sure Fortuna completely, utterly LOATHES him. Why? Just take a look at his life. 'Does Fortuna hate me? Yes. Yes,she does.' Dedicated to I-Am-Jason-Grace-Son-Of-Jupiter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
Practical Joke by muzbo123 reviews
Two gods play a joke on Percy and Annabeth. How do they take it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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A Fun Road Trip! Or Is It? reviews
Percy just got an RV for his birthday! And The Seven, Nico and Reyna are going on a road trip! But this trip isn't gonna be all daisies and sunshine. Troubles will come up. Everyone's fighting. And 1 group -Jason, Piper and Leo- has it the worst. What's testing their friendship? Monsters? Or love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V.
Half Blooded Love reviews
When Luke goes abroad and leaves his girlfriend Annabeth alone, her first plan of action is to get another roommate to help pay rent. However, things start to get complicated when her roommate of choice turns out to be her old best friend from school, Percy Jackson. But when her feelings for him begin to grow, another figure enters the picture, and what follows is a crazy story. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 2/7/2017
Songs to Never Forget reviews
When Leo, Travis and Connor suggest a Karaoke Night, everyone is worried. But it turns out to be quite a night to remember... Rated T for suggestive songs and swearing in songs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Percy J., Jason G., Leo V., Frank Z.