Batman's Apprentice
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I need true emotions [Reversed]
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
But,
I need true emotions [Reversed]
My heart's a battleground
So many ups and downs [Reversed]

What's left of me
What's left of me,
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
Music inside
Where fears and lies melt away...
My Sanctuary, yeah
My Sanctuary,
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
Angels in flight
There's a new land,
In you and I,
[Chorus]

Means nothing...
All I fear
fast asleep,
I watch you

What's left of me now...
What's left of me,
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
Music inside
Where fears and lies melt away...
My Sanctuary, yeah
My Sanctuary,
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
Angels in flight
There's a new land,
In you and I,
[Chorus]
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
Ahh...
You show me how to see,
That nothing is whole
and nothing is broken...

[Chorus]
In you and I,
There's a new land,
Angels in flight
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
My Sanctuary,
My Sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away...
Music inside
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]
What's left of me,
What's left of me now...

Ooh...
My fears...
My lies...
Melt away...

I...
I need more affection than you know [Reversed]

Cat and Mother

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, I explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, ‘He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.’

A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long,’ he said, as we drove away. ‘That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!’

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to pick on a rich lady than motorcycle gangs."

"Every so often I try to masterbate a large word into a conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means."

"The glass is not half empty or half full, the glass is twice the size it needs to be."

"Sex is a lot like bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."-William Shakespeare

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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Roxas, Xion - Complete