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The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,412 - Reviews: 9624 - Favs: 8,051 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Menage A Trois by Siobhan B. Masen- Fraser reviews
Edward struggles to find a suitable birthday gift for Bella, until Edward discovers his chance to help her live out one of her fantasies! Rated M for lots of lemons, let's be honest it is one giant lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come as you aren't by sheviking reviews
One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Slowly by MrsAC reviews
Edward and Bella’s families knew they would be perfect for each other. But would the two of them see it? One Night. One Song. Falling Slowly. AH/AU ExB “Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,818 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Chocolate smells like home :: by CullenLover30 reviews
Edward and Bella had a great relationship, but life happened and they took separate ways. What will happen when they find each other again? Edward will be surprised that s for sure. Sweet story M for the use and abuse of the F-word.Enjoy! ONE-SHOT COMP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White Swan by Nyomixx reviews
On Hiatus! After an accident at sea, Bella is saved by U.S Coast Guard officer, Edward, who jumps onboard her sailing boat, White Swan. Too bad Bella's father is using her yacht for illegal purposes, and Edward is required to turn them in. Cont O/S OOC/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Today Was A Fairytale by Ellie082 reviews
A letter from Bella to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With Closed Eyes I See by twilightknight09 reviews
A night of passion with Edward and Bella. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Locked up with a Sex God by Angel-Magic-Symphony reviews
Edward and Bella secretly want each other on the inside, while they hate each other on the outside, what happens when they are forcibly locked inside the drama's costume room? R&R One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Doc by tiffaninichole reviews
Yes, this is E/B! Bella accompanies Rose to a doctor's appointment and can't control her naughty thoughts when she sees the hot doctor. A drabbly o/s for coachlady1's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All These Years by itsjustme1217 reviews
Edward relays to Bella the top ten days of his life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
16 Hour Home Leave by EdwardXBells4ever reviews
Edward and Bella are happily married. The only problem is that Edward is in the military. But he's home for 16 hours. Well, that's as much as Bella knows. A surpise pops up, two actually. A/H, one-shot. Read and enjoy. Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Violation of Desire by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
"See, Pet. When you behave, I can give you so much pleasure." When Bella gets kidnapped just outside her home, she thinks her life has ended. That is until she meets the face of her captor. Dark themes and acidic lemons. One-shot. Domward. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gift of the Magi by BabyItsColdOutsideContest reviews
My heart was back in Seattle, shattered on the floor with the glass from the picture frame. Only three years in and it looked like my marriage to Edward Masen was falling apart. Entry for Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love Hating You by KRay Cullen reviews
EXTENDED ONE SHOT: Bella hates Edward and Edward hates Bella. What happens when they end up vacationing together with their four friends in Montana. Smut covered lemon filled yumminess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Amazing Just the Way You Are by The Irish Cullen reviews
Edward returns home to find his wife working out again, and decides to show her what he thinks of her. M for teasing! All human bit of fluff. R&R please. Based off the Bruno Mars song 'Just The Way You Are' I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girlfriend by SpiritHolly reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends, but Bella is in love with Edward. Edward is dating Tanya, so Bella has plan to get Edward to notice her through a song. Will it work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shake by LFC Hotstuff reviews
Shake is a story of Edward, a high school student who deals with the everyday pain and embarrassments brought about a disorder. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heels by SalamancaLaBlanca reviews
Entry for the Teach me the Nasty contest. Bella has been learning the piano from Edward for four years. What happens when they are left alone for a day full of banter, frustrations, and high heels? A whole new type of education, of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jealousy by Naidoo reviews
Sometimes jealousy leads to some way better things than fighting. ONESHOT.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Unconventional Lessons by cass189 reviews
Written for the Teach Me The Nasty Contest. She didn't know why she was there. She certainly didn't want to be there. So why was it that she felt like she needed it, needed a teacher like him? EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Provocative Bella by temptingbella reviews
O/S. Bella's been naughty. Can the nerdy IT Tech that works in her office teach her a lesson?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day by A Picture Says It All reviews
#38. Bella's life changes dramatically after getting some terrible news. How will she cope? *Written by melferg32*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suffocate by hottygurl7 reviews
Edward and Bella are in their middle twenties, engaged, living together. When one small fight leads to a big blow up - can they kiss and make up? Or will they have to go their separate ways? Bella x Edward - All Human - Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memory by Flaming Junebug reviews
"I never imagined that we would get back to where we once were; or at least, some semblance of it. We were managing though, taking our time and reconnecting on every level." Entry for the Friday Lemon Drizzle on Jasper's Naughty Girls" AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untitled Heart by araeo reviews
2-Shot for FGB in honor of LASMKE. "It's become habit, this visit, but I can't remember when I started needing it like air or water. I only know that since that day I found the first scrap tacked to the bench, I've been coming back to this place." AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Artist's Secret by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella needs to get away to focus on writing her next book. The Italian villa she rents holds many distractions, including an enthralling private video collection. When the owner returns, he finds quite the surprise from his mysterious house guest. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 152 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossing The Line by cass189 reviews
Written for the Beyond The Pale contest. She knew some lines weren't meant to be crossed, especially considering what she did for a living, but she crossed them anyway. And he… He just crossed those lines alongside her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Red Umbrella by Buff82 reviews
Divine providence - fate, it has a way of making things happen. When Bella performs a simple act of kindness for a stranger, it changes her life forever. O/S Bella/Edward AH Rated M for mature content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Lens by maggieloo402 reviews
Bella Swan has a fascination with Love, but she learned long ago that the only way she could see true love was through the lens of her camera. Edward Cullen is the exception.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Could I Resist? by bevcannon672 reviews
What if Bella hadn't told Edward "No" in the meadow toward the end of Eclipse? Rated M for lemony yumminess!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feed My Flame by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella meets Edward at a carnival, immediately intrigued by his bad-boy exterior. They say never fight fire with fire or you'll end up burned. "Something's telling me you need a little bad in your life, Bella.." Bday present for IcelandGirl812! LEMON, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Back to Me by secamimom reviews
one-shot based on the lyrics of the song Come Back to Me by David Cook. Purchased in the FGB Eclipse Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pleasure in a Jar by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Bella Swan has two loves in her life, Edward Cullen, and Nutella. Armed with Bella's favorite snack, and his six-pack abs, Edward Cullen is about to do the impossible… he is about to get Bella Swan to share her Nutella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty by TashaVal reviews
They say cleanliness is next to Godliness. But when you're lying next to a sex god, it helps to be dirty. O/S B/E ALLHUMAN MAJOR LEMON with a plot..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 264 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweater Song by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward and Bella are apart for an entire summer. Can they stay connected through phone calls and borrowed clothing? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookstore by cass189 reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a bookstore and fall in love. Will Bella face her insecurities and the people who want them apart or will she give Edward up? AU-All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,569 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Barefoot and Crazy by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward and Bella have gone through many hard times since they've known each other. They're finally together, and Edward wants to make it last forever. They're barefoot, crazy, and madly in love. A one-shot for the summer. AH, OOC, EPoV, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Like It When by OhMyWord reviews
I’ll tell you something I like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Second Night by nightdancers reviews
Bella awoke in the middle of the night, sobbing and throwing herself at me with such fervor, I could not resist. After all, I needed this as much as her, and I was tired of denying it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete