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My name is Lee.

I'm not going to tell you were I live and that's that.

I love KH, FF (I,II,VII,VIII,X, and surprisingly, XII), writing, and playing videogames.

I love So Nyuh Shi Dae. Montyoum got me hooked cuz of Dead Fantasy Gee!

I also listen to Jrock. (the GazettE, alicenine., etc.)


Okay, Quote Time/Words of Wisdom:

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything...where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.

Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything...where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.

Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!

Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb

Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
Unknown
I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.
Unknown

Life is so unlike theory.
Unknown

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes

As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William Shakespeare

Life is a terminal disease for which there is no vaccination.
Anonymous

Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Unknown

Hehe...


SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Definitely Cloud!!!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

...Do I have to choose? Maybe... Aerith? Larxene?

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Hercules... WTF! REPLACE HIM WITH ZACK!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, she is an annoying bitch! She wasn't even supposed to be in the game...

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hallow Bastion... CLEON!!!

6. Least Favorite World?

Olympus Coliseum... Hecules and Phil are both annoying!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Leon's gunblade! YAY~ Shot and slice!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Donalds staff... How the hell can you hurt people with it when you run out of MP.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Umm... Peter Pan...?

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Lion form! So cute~

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Cleon!!! YAY~ Cuz their awesome together... And both are sexy~

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Kairi/AquaX anyone...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Xaldin and Saix! Totally would happen! They're both beastly!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

... Kairi/Sora?

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Kairi. Enough said.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Cloud or Leon... with codes...

But RIKU!!! SoRiku!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No...

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

He's got the looks, but he's got books. XD Just silent... and he doesn't have much emotion.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

For Vexen!!!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Hell ya!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

... Um... Olette isn't related to Kairi so, Olette...

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Played it~ (I like the part where Terra flashes back to Ven on his bed while watching Aurora sleep!)

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No... ORGANIZATION XIII~! Zemyx, MarVex, etc...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Leon! I would totally get him to teach me how to use a gunblade... Then steal his.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Olette... I'm smart. (I'd like to think) and on task.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

... I can't think of any...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No, but I want to cosplay Marluxia!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Sora singing!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xaldin... How the hell did Mickey just randomly show up and Donald and Goofy weren't all like, at his feet kissing them...

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Um... Roxas, the Organization XIII, Cloud and Leon together!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner... He has a partner... Seifer!

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Tough... Marly! He's so girly!

33. Riku or Roxas?

Hmm. Roxas... he... reminds me of Cloud!

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas. Sora's too... bubbley~

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel, same as above.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene, she kind of reminds me of myself at times...

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku, their cuter...

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namine and Riku just sounds weird to me, so Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx! Zexy's so cute!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku, cuz I hate Kairi.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream... Sounds better...

42. Cloud or Leon?

NO! I can't choose... Well maybe Cloud... I like Chocobos...

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith, I don't like Tifa as much...

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion, it's Japanese.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Um... Sora, Riku, Cloud, Leon, Tidus, Yuna, Paine, Riku, Selphie, Wakka, Organization XIII, Seifer, Fuu, Rai, Hayner, more probably...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Um... Final Fantasy?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Sora/Roxas/Ventus/Xion

Ventus/Roxas/Cloud

Xion/Namine/Kairi

Cloud/Tidus

Leon/Terra/Demyx

...That last one was kinda weird...

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Any of them!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, who doesn't? Everything's better!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fandom! It has Final Fantasy characters in it too!

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Save the Kittens! Leon and Cloud's Story by Kareen2006 reviews
Prequel/spinoff to 'Save the Kittens' depicting Leon and Cloud's story from the moment they were both brought into existence to the near present time in the main 'Save the Kittens' story. Their struggles, their history, and most certainly: their love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 334,454 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Celtic Verse by j-mercuryuk reviews
AU fic set in a Celtic inspired world. All is good in Radient Garden until a young blond boy is found exhausted in a ditch. His arrival will potentially send Radiant Garden into a downward spiral to its destruction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S., Aerith G., Sephiroth
Arashi no Rakuen by Rosa Angelicus reviews
Generation to generation, he would be known as the boy of legend who sacrificed himself to spare his village from the Storm God's wrath. But no one would know what sort of mess he had been pulled into. *YAOI, AU, possible OOC, other surprises inside.* ON HIATUS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,171 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
The Pack by MandaxPanda reviews
Werewolf Fic! Cloud's life is far from ideal. His parents hate him, school is useless, and living off of frozen dinners can only provide so much sustenance... only a park of unchecked forest provides a wild chance at life and at love. YAOI CloudxLeon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,389 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Ever After by Rosa Angelicus reviews
Deep in a cold war between Sorceress Maleficent and Radiant Garden, sometimes the bonds of comradeship can go deeper than a SeeD and the SOLDIER he was partnered up with. Set in the Heart Under Siege universe years later. YAOI&Some OOC. Cleon & others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,986 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.