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Joined 08-09-11, id: 3145257, Profile Updated: 07-02-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! I've had my account for a while, but I've finally started using it. I discovered this site while trying to find something to to with my not-so-secret osbession with Harry Potter.
I love anything to do with Harry Potter or the absolute genius J. K. Rowling
Feel free to PM me, I'd like to talk to people

Also, my profile pic I got from Cloud-07 on DeviantArt

Its probably a good idea for me to do a disclaimer now, 'cause I have no doubts I'll forget to put it in my stories. =P

Sorry, I'm much too paranoid to tell you my name

My Harry Potter Stats:
House:
Hufflepuff
Wand: Rowan, 13 1/2 inches, Pheonix feather, slightly bendy

Pet: Owl
Quidditch Position: Seeker
Animagus: Red Fox
Patronus: Red Fox
Future Job: Musician

Element: Water
HP Character Most Compatible With: Luna lovegood or Remus Lupin
HP Ship: James/Lily
Favorite Teachers: Flitwick, Lupin, McGonagall

Favorite Characters: Severus Snape, Luna Lovegood, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lily and James Potter, Albus Potter, Fred & George Weasley
Favorite Classes: DADA, Transfiguration, Potions, Charms

I am Hufflepuff

I am Athena's Daughter

I am Dauntless

I am a Child of Eve

I am Blood of the Pharoahs

I am from Mirkwood, the Woodland realm

I am Nephilim

I am a Bennett sister

I am a Dragon Rider

I am of District 4

I am a Jedi

I am an Extra

I am a Dragon Jouster

I am the Year of the Rat

I am one of many

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down

And I promise to remember Charlie

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise not to obey any rules

For Sirius' sake of course

And I promise to remember Lupin

Whenever my heart feels remorse

I promise to remember Arthur

When In a certain St Mungos room

And I promise To remember Fred and George

Whenever I hear firworks boom

I promise to remember Lily

When I glimpse someone with pure beauty

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone admits that they care

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey bat hexes are hurled

And I promise to remember death eaters

When someone mentions dominating the world

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows or Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Chamber of Secrets

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?The Marauders, Lily Evans, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood

What house do you prefer to be in? Hufflepuff or Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Hufflepuff or Ravenlcaw

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Sir Nicholas

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Charms and Transfiguration

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Minerva McGonagall or Remus Lupin

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker

Who do you want to make friends with? Luna, Lily, The Marauders

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna Lovegood

Why would he/she be your best buddy? She's really smart, but also a little crazy

Which character in the book can you relate to? Hermione

What pet would you get? An owl. I would say a cat, but my own demonic one has ruined my love of them. haha

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Malec's Point of View of The Mortal Instruments by Writesalott reviews
A spotlight on Malec during TMI. I scoured the whole series to find every hint about Magnus and Alec's relationship. I have pieced it together in order, following the plot from the books and written in all the missing parts around it. Mostly its Magnus's POV but I use Alec's when Magnus's is already the canon. This took alot of research and is faithful to the books. Pls review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,892 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] - Complete
Left Unsaid by clumsy.carrie reviews
Molly Gale is invisible. She has a best friend in Rose Weasley but no other friends, and her muggle parents fear her magic more than they love their daughter. But it takes until Molly's little brother is also accepted to Hogwarts for herFULLSUMMARYINSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,038 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Merely Players by libraryloser reviews
According to Dumbledore's Beedle the Bard notes, a Hogwarts musical has only been attempted ONCE. Lily Evans would like everyone to know that particular disaster was NOT her fault. Blame Sirius. Or blame James's admittedly attractive arms, if you must.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Snapshot of Snape by TheHalfBloodAuthor reviews
A short story about the night that Severus Snape finds out that Lily Potter is dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If I Die Young: A Fred Weasley Tribute by akmdreamer reviews
RIP Fred Weasley, beloved son, brother, friend, and, of course, prankster. We love you. Fred's funeral, from Ginny's POV. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Fred W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Portraits in the Castle by draco dominus reviews
Each on their first night at Hogwarts, Harry's three children visit the headmaster's office to visit the portraits. Two in particular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Oh, How Very Clever by icantdeletethisaccountargh reviews
Had the circumstances been any different, Lily would have pulled her hands away, slapped him, and stormed off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Moving On by akmdreamer reviews
How Ginny, Harry, and the rest of the Weasleys learned to let go and move on after Fred's death. DISCLAIMER: The only think I own is the plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Musical Marauders by Bookaholic711 reviews
On the final day of school, the Marauders give everyone a musical treat. Oneshot songfiction to "We Are the Champions" by Queen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Never Truly Hate by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Severus Snape decides to visit Petunia Dursley to find a reason to blame someone. Will he find what he is looking for?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Santa is Real! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Percabeth one-shot! "This year has been so busy, I forgot to send my letter to him." He wasn't smiling, or laughing, and he didn't even have that glint in his eye that he always had whenever he was kidding around. He was hard core serious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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If Only If Only reviews
Kiara Rambeau, daughter of Eloise Midgen, fell for Albus Potter her first year. A Fifth Year now, just as she's decided that she will pluck up the courage and go for him, another student arrives and makes her feel like she actually belongs. And now, on top of everything, she's learning her mother's death may not have been an accident. Feat. Multiple Next Gen children
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - OC, Albus S. P., Eloise M.
The Engagement reviews
James Potter is always trying to find new ways to win Lily over, but sometimes he just needs to take a break, have fun, and pull a good prank. But with McGonagall as the new victim?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
My Lily reviews
This wasn't Lily the freak, nor was it Lily Potter, it was just plain Lily Evans, before the magic, before the hatred, before the jealousy, before that wretched Snape boy that Petunia hated. Written for Lost in My Design 's Mirror of Erised challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete