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I'm awesome. Anything else you need to know?

(Well you should know that I have tons and tons of Fanfictions written but alas, I have no computer in handy so...once I get one they will all be uploaded So. Much. Typing will be done)

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The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The American's Guide by zenorules101 reviews
Hello and welcome to the American's Guide for Getting a Grumpy Brit. This guide will teach you all the right steps for getting your Brit useing the lives of Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as an example. We wish you the best of luck, you'll need it
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
Silently Screaming by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
"You idiot! You have to stop- you're killing yourself! Moron...America...please, stop...I'm sorry..." **US/UK, ANGST, HARD YAOI**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - America, England/Britain
Breaking the Mold by RussoGermany reviews
High School AU: Arthur was a high school senior. He hated the jocks and everything they did, especially Alfred Jones. However, after one fateful event on the roof of the school, when hate turns to something else, does Arthur have the courage to follow through? Rated M for language and for later. Cover art from usuklove's tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The courting of Alfred Jones by Willona reviews
Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Work Your Magic by BadApple123 reviews
England lusts for America. He wants him badly and he wants America to need him to. When he breaks, his fairy friends decide to help him by casting a spell on America to make him love England. What happends when the consequences turn out to great?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
Angel and Demon by LadySkarlettofSkaro reviews
Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,078 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Teletubbies, England and I by TomatoFairyGodmother reviews
Written in America's P.O.V for the fun of it, heh. In which, America sees that the Teletubbies are having a concert in England! He begs dear Iggy to take him, and he, reluctantly, agrees. They have lots of lulzy times and America finds out something surprising about the Brit. Slightly cracky, and chock full of puns! Mmn, puns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - America, England/Britain
Honey Line by XxAkatsukiFanxX reviews
Doujin-based. Inspired by a fic by Hori Midarikawa, same title. America finds some way to distract England from cooking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scales by RipperJak reviews
"What he didn't notice was the pair of hungry green eyes watching him from the rafters, the creature's tail wrapped securely around the beams as it watched him from above. Silent, hunting, and waiting for the right time to strike." Snakeman!Arthur/Alfred, Fantasy AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/13/2012 - America, England/Britain
It Just Is by gh0stacc0unt reviews
Arthur Kirkland, a famous writer that goes by the name of Janice Mayflower, did not enjoy the company of others. Hopefully, his new American next-door tenant can change that... USUK. M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,956 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [America, England/Britain]
Relief by Amaya Kira reviews
Why do world meetings have to be so long? America and England haven't been together in over a week and it is not a good idea to make them wait any longer. Explicit yaoi, don't like, don't read. Pure PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Is Blind by RipperJak reviews
England wants to spice up his and America's sex life by trying something new. He's adamant America will enjoy it. America, however, isn't so sure. Kinkmeme Fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Surprise? by Aly208 reviews
Matthew decides to surprise Francis. *Franada*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2012 - France, Canada - Complete
Let's Watch The Sunrise by woodbyne reviews
That man Arthur picked up in the pub never opens his mouth. Not to talk, not to eat, not to drink. And when the sun rises, he vanishes. Jeez, Arthur, you sure can pick 'em. And those /teeth/! FrUK AU Vampire!Francis. Character death, yaoi, blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Is That A Threat? by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Francis wants to see how kinky Arthur can get so the daring Englishman gives him a little taste . . . human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Unexpected Guests by greyfortress reviews
Freelance writer Arthur Kirkland buys a new house for himself, not caring about how strangely cheap it was, and yet so big. However, he finds out that a certain someone is in the house with him. And he's not alive. How will he get rid of him? M now
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - France, England/Britain
No Shave by Little Miss Submissive reviews
After America tells England that there is absolutely NO WAY that the island nation could ever grow a beard, England plans to prove him wrong. UKUS. Beard kink. Smut. PWP. Crack. Lemon. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Titanium by ipona reviews
England still has some piercings left from his punk phase. France still finds them hot as hell. France/England, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Only You by Thrice Written reviews
You can only love someone at a distance for so long before something in you has to break. I only did what I thought I had to. The knife was never supposed to be there, but there's nothing I can do now. Rape. Psychologically dark. Alfred's POV. More warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
That's Not Very Becoming of a Gentleman by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Contract by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Pirate captain Antonio contemplates on how to finally get his demon to mark him and complete the Contract between them. This would give him untold glory and immortality. Yet, things turn out different than expected. SpaMano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
On Your Knees by americalovesthecockpit reviews
COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Releasing Tensions by RynnaJ reviews
When Russia sits on Canada during a meeting again, Canada says nothing and bears it. But when he discovers tension in Russia's back, he decides to give him a massage to release it. He had no idea what his actions would end up causing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
My economy is badass! by MintysFanfics reviews
England wants to help America out, but America won't accept his help- until England suggests they make a deal... Late april fools gift. :I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain
For Your Sake by MikkiHasACookieForYou reviews
What happens when Alfred gets into an accident and is reverted back to his younger teen years? What will Arthur do and how will the other nations handle the situation? USUK/UKUS Summary Fail XD Just read! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,717 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cockblocked! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
It's April Fool's Day, and America plays an epic prank on England. Shame England doesn't think it's funny and withholds sex from him. So America calls France asking for advice. Of course that's a bad idea ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
YoHo, Alfred by TheQuirkyWriter reviews
UKUS Arthur is a swash-buckling pirate in love with his captain's cabin boy, Alfred. The two must sneak around in order to escape the captain's wrath, for if they're caught, they'll surely be killed. Spamano and mentioned onesided FRUS LEMON YAOI ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Spain's Crazy Night by Yaoi-Insanity reviews
Spain comes home after a fight with England, in which he was cursed. What happens when he gets to his bedroom? M for lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Spain - Complete
FAP FAP FAP by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America - Complete
My Sweet Devil by Mintbunny07 reviews
Alfred was just you ordinary student right? Until he meets Arthur a 'Sweet Devil' and starts falling for him, Alfred starts finds out what he really is. My first M rated fanfic. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
What Happens on Halloween by NihonBara reviews
Despite what Arthur would like to believe his numerous love spells have never had an effect on the hamburger-eating Alfred, until he tries one on Halloween... lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bottoms Up by americalovesthecockpit reviews
UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dearest Brother by Thrice Written reviews
Alfred had a happy, wholesome childhood, raised by his older brother, Arthur, after their parents passed away. However, a series of scarring incidents opens his eyes to reality, where he learns that no child should ever take protection for granted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Unwritten Rules by JediShampoo reviews
France gives Revolutionary America some lessons in diplomacy. Sexy diplomacy. FrUS. Please note the rating and read responsibly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2012 - France, America - Complete
Le Laid by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Nightmares by veronicasnape17 reviews
Ponyboy is having nightmares, and it seems that only Two-bit can help.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blood Aboard by Micky-The-Tater-Tot reviews
A attack on the Spanish crew by the British, leaves a bloody trail. A innocent life is took.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Cold Tomato by CookEatShare reviews
He is my everything, I'll give him the whole world if he asked me to. Being his friend is all I ever wanted, being his love is all I ever dreamed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dirty Clothing by UnderTheGrave reviews
Spain already finds Romano to be a handful, but when he finds the boy in his room one afternoon, it goes to a whole new level. WARNING: SHOTA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Lifeline by bubbleteadesu reviews
AU; Suicidal Lovino Vargas makes a suicide pact online with equally suicidal Antonio. They meet, they get mistaken for a couple on a date, and Lovino begins to wonder not so much if he wants to kill himself, but if he wants Antonio to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/18/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wishlist by flyingsaucerscout reviews
"Gilbert, does this say 'blowjob?" Christmas Prustria oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Heart Beat Vamp by Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
Doujin-Based Request. Vampire! AU. Alfred was turned into a vampire by Arthur as a child. Except, instead of staying his little brother, Al's fallen in love with him. His heart beat races at the very thought... FAIL Summary! Full details inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Salt, Lime, and Fairies by schlorp reviews
It seems like at America's Halloween party, more is hidden than just faces. FrUs. M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, France - Complete
Pumpkins and Boxes by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
After losing his and England's annual Halloween scaring contest yet again, America wants to get back at the Brit. Stumbling upon a song online, a frankly disturbing plan enters his mind. America then executes it... UKUS oneshot with lemony deliciousness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Trick is Always Better by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Matthew just finished getting ready for the Halloween party when Alfred happened upon him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
You Say 'Elevator', I Say 'Lift' by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tired of being ignored by ChrisEro-CookEustass reviews
What will happen if France notices that Canada is gone from the conferance room? Smutty franada inside (EDIT: Im so incredibly embarressed for even having written this but people seem to like it? so i'll just leave it here for now /cringe )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Aroma by Jacquzy reviews
This is how it happens; how Antonio Fernández Carriedo comes to fall in love with the sweet-scented child seven years his junior. Human AU. Warnings for sexual activity involving a minor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Valentine's Day by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
America, being his usual self, manages to upset England on Valentine's Day. England gets drunk and falls asleep before America comes round to make amends. Things just seem to go from there. UKUS oneshot. Lemony goodness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Child's Play by Cygrus reviews
America invites England to Florida to spend Spring Break with him in a romantic manner, but England has more passionate ideas in mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sweet Devil by keiminnn reviews
Arthur is a very wild, flirtatious demon, often tempting Alfred, his younger awkward subordinate. Every now and then, Alfred lets Arthur have his way. UKUS, Sweet Devil MMD AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Ménage à Trois Just Means Threesome by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Kissing by sivolobwho reviews
Alfred wonders why Arthur doesn't kiss him like Francis does Matthew. Incredibly short USUK oneshot. Rated T for shota and talk of French kisses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unlikely Hero by MoonlitSatin reviews
Arthur is dragged once again to a disgusting brothel, where he somehow becomes responsible for someone who will change his life in more than one way. AU, USUK later , warning: yaoi, shota, swearing, some violence, don't like don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Summer Time by MoziSafariFox reviews
Vlad begins to feel things for his best friend that he never felt before. Although he feels this, will he be able to admit it to Henry? Rated M for a reason.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Henry, Vladimir Tod - Complete
Armide by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur is a lonely novelist. Matthew is the 18 year old next door. What happens next might not be okay. AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Don't panic by hope-to-last reviews
England and Spain are stuck in an enchanted bedroom, with no possible escape. What will happen? Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2011 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
A Prostitute's Luck by Lo Lovely reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland happens to end up in a brothel with a beautiful male, virgin prostitute but he ends up falling for the young boy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
British Waiter by Azumi Gaiden reviews
Alfred was invited to go to a club but he never thought he was on a stripper club and find the most impossible person there. .:ONESHOT:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Talk by mar-map reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides it's time to give their youngers 'the talk'. Needless to say, it doesn't go well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
My Way by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
America is caught up in an angst-fest brought on by the rise of the grunge movement in the early 90s. England, sick of him neglecting both his duties and their relationship, decides to show him up, rebel to rebel. punk!UK/grunge!US smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Magical Dreams by ThexFifthxAlice reviews
When I dream Hetalia characters start doing some pretty naughty stuff. CRACK! AmericaxCanada USUK Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Reversed Bunny by Katrara reviews
England's made mistakes with spells before, but turning into a child AND a rabbit? Well this is definatly a new mistake, and of coarse it would be his luck that America would find him and demand to care for him until he was fine :Requested by Spiffy Twinx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Comprehensive Guide to Drunk England by Keys2theKingdom reviews
...and the consequences thereof. Slight USUK, a bit explicit. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
A Pirate's Ocean by Katrara reviews
They both needed a vacation from the stress, why not take one together and hide out on a private beach where they can do anything they want without getting in trouble? SweetHeartsWeek
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Addiction by Miyakai Valentine reviews
Alfred has an addiction, and Francis is only feeding it. America/France one-shot. Drugs, Oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - America, France - Complete
A Beautiful Rose by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Francis waits outside Arthur's apartment to give him a beautiful flower and Arthur gives him something in return. ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Anything For You by PsychoticDemonic reviews
England hadn't meant for this to happen. Really, he hadn't. He wasn't France after all. It wasn't his damn fault America liked the way he smelled. UK/colonial!US, deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Enjoy The Silence by Balletvamp reviews
Boys Love. Sort of AU. Arthur visits America in the 80s and finds himself at the same dance club as Alfred. Tension, Drugs, Dancing follow
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - England/Britain, America
Pater Noster by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,501 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Again and Again by twisted-sheets reviews
America x England. Vampire!AU. Writer Arthur Kirkland keeps having erotic dreams about a man with eyes like his and his lover. Smut in the first chapter. Has sex between a man and a priest. Kill me now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - America, England/Britain
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vestiges of Chains by Tamer Lorika reviews
Arthur has always admired Alfred's strength, every moment. But America can be weak, as well, when tempted by a willing Englishman. Written in a fic exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tell me a bedtime story by pretense reviews
He didn't know when his customary goodnight kisses moved from the top of the boy's ashen blonde mop of hair to his pink, pouty lips. UK/US Shotacon. Do not be deceived by the innocent title! Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tony's mission by Shantari reviews
Tony is summoned by his Supreme Matriarch who has taken an interest in *cough* certain human behaviour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Historic Love by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. Francis and Arthur share a moment in the woods.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Tease by Nightmare-san reviews
Upon visiting Alfred, Arthur is forced to give the American a private lesson. UKxYoung!US/Young!USxUK SMUT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Distraction by Darkfire75 reviews
FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Part of the Family by Darkfire75 reviews
FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
The 80's by Chesterfield reviews
Arthur decides to relive his days as a punk for one last time. And Alfred likes it, quite a lot. One-shot. Mentions of sex. Rated M to be sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - America, England/Britain