btzb18
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Joined 07-26-10, id: 2465321, Profile Updated: 09-19-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I had an account on Fanfic a while back but there were a few problems so here I am! Again.

I love to read horribly depressing stories. You would think that with the amount of angst that I read, I could write a decent depressing story, but for the life of me, I can't. I literally go from an idea about an emotionally stunted, I-hate-my-life, bad-boy Edward to a loving, doting, Daddyward of two little girls. I have no idea how it ends that way, honestly. I guess I just repel dramatic writing.

Anyways, I am always in need of help. Both for my fics and for my sanity, so if you want to help... :D

My email is: btzb18@hotmail.com

On Twitter I am btzb18

Let's talk. Only requirement is that you have a sense of humor because I am extremely sarcastic and strange.

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The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,713 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pirate and A Lady by BittenBee reviews
Captain Edward Masen runs his crew and ship by attacking vessels and acquiring his loot through piracy. Will the dignified Isabella Swan see past his ill gotten gains for the man he truly is? Example for the AoE Contest. One-shot, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Help finding story reviews
Full Description inside. Historical BxE story. Bella is a servant.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
The Perfect Date reviews
Two weeks before her thirtieth birthday, Bella decided things needed to change. Where was that perfect husband and family that was promised in the storybooks? It was this thinking that led her to do the impossible. Date. EXB. HEA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Edward