Jack's True Luv
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Hey, my name is Kaitlin and I thought I'd tell you a little about, Me! (Who else)

~ One must be slightly insane to be sane. If one is totally sane, then one is insane.~ Story of my life...

Favorite Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean
Sleepy Hollow
Chocolat
Finding Neverland
Secret Window
Public Enemies
Edward Scissor Hands
The Phantom of the Opera
King Arthur
Kingdom of Heaven
Ned Kelly
The Hangover
A Knight's Tale
The Dark Knight
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Butterfly Effect

If you didn't notice, I put all of my #1 favorite actor's movies first...can ya guess who that might be?

Favorite TV Shows:
One Tree Hill
Supernatural
Modern Family
Made
Friends
Desperate Housewives
Grey's Anatomy
Saturday Night Live

Favorite Books:

An Earthly Knight
Circle of Honor
Pirates!
Girl with a Pearl Earring
The Young Royals Series
The Series of Unfortunate Events
As Long as We Both Shall Live
Raging Quiet
Bloody Jack
Curse of the Blue Tattoo
Someone Like You
The Georgia Nicolson series
The Dark Queen
The Courtesan
Twilight

Favorite Actors:

Johnny Depp!

Joaquin Phoenix
Orlando Bloom
Gerard Butler
Heath Ledger (I miss you)
Josh Hartnett

Let's face it I could go on and on

Favorite Singers/bands
Green Day
Shinedown
Breaking Benjamin
Trapt
Simple Plan
Foo Fighters
Evanesence

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Number: 42

Hobbies: writing (Duh), acting, movie watching (if that's considered a hobby), movie making, listening to music

Homeland: Untied States of America (Iowa, to be exact)

Now, here are the quotes!

"Never let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want" - Patrick, played by Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You

"I aim for the middle" - Tristan, played by Mads Mikkelsen in King Arthur
(I know it doesn't make much sense, but I like it. Come up with your own meaning if you must)

"Why's the rum gone!" - Captain Jack Sparrow; played by none other than that stud Johnny Depp

."Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most!" - Johnny Depp! As Willy Wonka.

"Or, is it that you have found a girl, but are incapable of wooing said strumpet...you aren't a eunuch are you?" - Captain Jack Sparrow!

"I killed a mirror...and my shower door..." - Morte Rainy (aka) Johnny Depp in Secret Window

"Arr, swash, swash, buckle, buckle!"- Orlando Bloom...I don't care what anyone says, I started quoting that quote first!

"Butt down, butt down!" Coach Hemann at boys basketball practice.Being a manager rocked!

"I Love Bob Chocolate!"-sorry it's an inside joke.

"WILLY MILTON!"-another inside joke

Well I hope you have enjoyed learning a little more about the oddity that is me. Please check up on this later cause...things change ya know!
Tootles!

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We Were Mostly Just Lusting After Jack and Will by maybethedreamisdreamingus reviews
Rated for language and dodgyness. Me and my friends go sailing in the Burmuda triangle and end up in potc. We spend most of our time lusting after Jack and Will, as the title would suggest. And enjoying other miscreant behaviours. :::complete::: finally!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Kingdom of Heaven: Gone Rum by elfchicks reviews
Another crazy round robin. KOH: Gone Rum 5 coming up.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005
THE DANCE by jenthegypsy reviews
Part One The Stranger. From the film, DEAR FRANKIE. He'd been on this ship for eight years, and never once had he longed for what lay behind him or looked forward to what might lay ahead. Now, here in the dead hours of the midwatch, he did both.
Dear Frankie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2005
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
I Think I Love Him by ScandalousScalawag reviews
Will has been Raeh's best friend since he came to be Mr. Brown's apprentice. She has always hated the attraction he had for that Elizabeth Swan whom she loathed deeply, and now she finds herself sailing off to rescue her; not to mention the arising feeli
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Vain, Gay, and Dixie by ScandalousScalawag reviews
He aint nothing but a hound dog...hehe wouldnt u all love to read about what the directors cut out of the movie!This is one hilarious fan fic about the Lotr u didnt see!R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
Got Shampoo? by rapunzelstiltskin reviews
Aragorn wants something from Legolas...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Since You've Been Gone by Evil Kistune reviews
Legolas realises he's attracted to Aragorn during the quest and decides to talk to him about it. Will Aragorn return his feelings? AL Please R & R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Outrageous Crazy by ScandalousScalawag reviews
The commodor's gone mad, Jacky with Elizabeth...and Will. and ,gasp, will's lost his trousers! Yee Gads the Fellowship of the Rings here to save him.1st F.F. R&R plz.Thanks
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
The pirate's life by Unseen-styles reviews
Just a little poem I thought of while watching the movie. Tell me whatcha think.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2004
Keepsakes by Shyaway reviews
Five women reflect on what Jack Sparrow left behind, with laughter and regret, with gratitude and dislike ... Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete
Sparrow the RumSoaked Pirate by vanillafluffy reviews
If you're sitting around singing Christmas songs while you trim the tree, here's a new one for you. I think you'll recognize the tune. (Blame it on too much rum in the eggnog!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Meaningless Moment by Soappuppy reviews
Meaningless, silly fluff, but I've still managed to strip Cap'n Sparrow naked! :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
Rescued reviews
Sage lived in Tortuga until her father almost beat her to death and Jack Sparrow saved her and took her to the Black Pearl. Can Sage save Jack and Bootstrap from the mutiny? And what about her bestfriend Will? Chapter 34 up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,275 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 12/31/2004