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![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. HELLO EVERYBODY!!! I'm Jacob Black can go to HELL, OR you can just call me JB or JBCGTH. Whichever you would like. I'm a she and YOU don't even need to know my age or where i live or my number! My fave books EVER are the Twilight series (Duh) and a couple of Mattew Riley Books (such as the Schofield series) , BUT i can never forget good olde, Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived ( i mean who can?). Obviously i HATE Jacob Black with a passion and I would personally kill him and dig him back up and kill him again BUT I can't so... yep. Fave Quotes Forks must be a difficult place for you to live. Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right? Do I dazzle you? And so the lion fell in love with the lamb… What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always. t doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose. I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. Fall down again, Bella? I’ll try not to break anything. If you don’t send Edward out, we’re coming in after him! You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush. Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort. Did ya get in a couple of good swipes? Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage. So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt? I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study. ‘Bout time somebody scored around here. I’m not even sure she’s really a vampire, let alone a newborn. She’s too tame. Oooo, scary. You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed? [Tee hee, I LOVE EMMETT SO MUCH (sorry Rose, hes mine NOW!)] I found this on a reviewer's profile, and it made me smile SOO much and laugh even more, so I just had to put it up! TRUE 90s KIDS RULE!! That 90s Kid Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid You’re a 90’s kid if: You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised" You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular You remember The Original Game Boy You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny You remember watching -Rugrats -The 1st Batman -The Magic School Bus -Step by Step -The original Power Rangers Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House" You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. You had a favorite song of ALL TIME Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" "I've fallen and I can't get up" Two words... Trapper Keeper. You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide You wore socks over leggings scrunched down When everything was settled by: -'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. When everyone watched the WB. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. You remember when razor scooters were cool. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Tag. Get Over Here!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides. Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. HELLO...HOT WHEELS!! Running through the sprinklers. That "Little Mermaid" Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It" CAPRI SUN Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.' It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library. When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool You remember those Where’s Waldo books You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum You remember Ring Pops You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them You played and/or collected "Pogs" Silver dollars, which were cool to have If you even know what an original walkman is You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace Before the MySpace frenzy Before the Internet & text messaging Before Sidekicks & iPods Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 When we were younger: Way back, Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear. You're a true 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . . Completely Random But Awesome Comments or Facts: Copy & Pasties If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen down two flights of stairs and then started laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. Random Quotes Boys are like Slinky's. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. As you can obviously see i am a veeerrry strange person...i even have three emotional people inside of me (its reaally hard to explain) They are Me, Myself and I. Me is usually in sad-land, wallowing in misery. Myself is in Lalaland, being delightful and gay (happy) annnd in love with her boyfriend, Steve. I, well this one is loopy (seriously). I lives in candyland where she is constantly high on SUGAR!!! (Ruby, if your reading this then you should know who I am, Teehee) Well... I'm just about start a new story called Mysterious Fangs. Basically its a Drama/Romance or a Suspense/Romance, The Cullen story is just the same, but... Summary: The Mysterious Fires Of Swan Mansion, 1910 In the small town of Forks, there is an old ruin of the Great Swan Mansion where the Duke Charles James Swan and his daughter the To-Be-Duchess Isabella Marie Swan, were Mysteriously killed in an out of control, but in control fire, trapped in the mansion boundaries. What they didn't know was there were unstoppable creatures of the dead haunting the ruins, just waiting for their newest prey. To turn them into creatures of the night and bestowing them with powers and dangerous gifts , immortals you may call them or demons of darkenesse , just like what they did to the mysterious young duchess. Now a hundred years later they nearly get another one and guess who it is! Mysterious isn't it? hehe Well anyways some vampire in my story will be different than of the normal twilight Vampires. Hopefully this is a story you and my character can sink your fangs into (get it?) There will be more info in the prolouge TA! |
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