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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Copy and Paste:AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but I'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on..

..IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

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Can You Keep a Secret? by KusanoSaku reviews
The guilt of having lost his temper and hurting Malfoy rips out Harry's heart and rakes his conscience. What could the consequences of a heartfelt apology and a promise be? MPREG Warning... Edit- the sequel will be up soonish, it is titled 'Written in the Stars'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 169,730 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unwanted Bonds by CelticKitsune reviews
Harry Potter, even at age fifteen still has a problem with accidental magic. Harry finds himself bonded to two Slytherins and his life seems to go from bad to worse. Or is this just a blessing in disguise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 197,653 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Harry P., Blaise Z., Draco M.] - Complete
Be Careful What you wish for by KusanoSaku reviews
Non-Epilogue compliant post-Battle of Hogwarts fic. What sort of future does Harry create by fighting for justice for Slytherins after he survives defeating Voldy? Future DracoxHarryxBlaise- yes it's a triad. warning- Future MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,320 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Erotes by Bicky Monster reviews
Harry wakes up very confused, in the Hogwarts entrance hall; what confuses him most are the wings on his back and that Draco Malfoy is in his lap. Harry/Draco. Severus/Lucius. Warnings: CreatureFic, MPreg, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,294 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
The Hunt Continues by Inkaholic4U reviews
Elaina barely survived the horrors of Bouvetoya Island and just as she's putting the pieces of her life back together, a Yautja ship crash lands just outside of Gunnison, Colorado. The Hunt Continues, only this time there's something worse roaming free in the populated area of Gunnison County. Celtic/OC. Sequel to The Hunt Begins.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,370 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Human, Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph, Predalien - Complete
Trust by Sterioscopic Eyesight reviews
When taken to Cyrus' workplace at the Weyland -Yutani building to observe his project. Asuka Feels just as curious towards the Xenomorph as the scientists, but wouldn't dream of hurting him like the scientists do and the Xenomorph can sense it from her, as well as something he has never sensed on a human before. Not for kids to read. That's all i'm gunna say. No young readers. XD
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,207 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Human, Alien/Xenomorph]
Courting The Impossible by September Wolves reviews
[M/M] Jeremy Brooks, former navy seal, gets accidentally exposed to a facehugger and has an alien baby. The thing is, he's alive and the alien seems very possessive of its 'mommy'. Meanwhile, their small town in Colorado is being turned into an alien hunting ground and a certain predator has taken an interest in Jeremy. SLASH M/M
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph
Red Strings of Fate by Aviici reviews
Instead of meeting with Dumbledore when Voldemort killed him, Harry meets Fate who grants him one wish. Harry only wishes to be where he is the happiest. So, why did he wake up with two husbands—and why is Snape calling Hermione…love? What the heck is going on in this world! AU. Threesome! BZ/HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,980 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
YAOI Love by PokeKidFiction reviews
This is a collection of only YAOI lemon oneshots. It will be updated sporaticly, but often. Accepting paring requests! Warning! Every chapter within this fanfic contains explicit sex between either two male Pokemon or a male human and male Pokemon. You have been adaquately warned!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Growlithe/Gardie, Poochyena/Pochiena
You Never Know Until You Find It by Gothalla123 reviews
Allen was a 18 year old mess, growing up in Crystal Lake and being the adoptive son of Mrs, Voorhees made his life more of a living hell, so after being pranked to go into the Camp he soon discovers that he isn't the only living son of Pamela Voorhees. Just the more sane one. Jason X OC Slash
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Jason V.
Darkest Knight by DarkSoulessOne reviews
When determined young Landon decides to venture past the safety of the Wall, he will discover something, or someone, that could help him change the humans' view of the alien race forever. Rated M for later chapters. XenoM/M
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Alien/Xenomorph, OC]
Fire And Ice by TheDarkGrimoire reviews
On a cold snowy day a man and his Arcanine morph finally express how they truly feel about each other. Relax, read and enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Arcanine/Windie, OC] - Complete
Loving in all the right places by The Lonely Nightingale reviews
A trainer loves his Ninetails. A Ninetails loves his trainer. They both go to a lake. Rated M. WARNING: Contains: Pokephilia, HumanxPokemon, Pokemonx Pokemon. Lemons
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Females Aren't Everything by Tafyapyap reviews
So there's a guy who loves female Gardevoirs. Very much. However, he has a male one but will eventually see that they are just as great! :D M for yaoi and pokephilia.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Popsicle by Mistress Taru reviews
Jack Frost loves Popsicles. Bunnymund loves that Jack Frost loves Popsicles. JackRabbit BunnymundxJack Rated for hardcore lemon and language Disclaimer: I don't own Rise of the Guardians or the brand name Popsicle
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 191 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Jaded Lily by Prince Ofluff reviews
The unimaginable has happened...the Huns have crossed the Northern Border and the people of China will be at their mercy if they are not stopped. Men are called to battle and yet the Emperor's Grandson Lei is powerless to help fight. He goes to motivate the troops when he meets the young Captain Li Shang and feels the first stirrings of love in his heart. OMC SLASH Shang/OMC
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Shang
Petting by hnng-Lucky reviews
Jack helped Bunny deliver Easter eggs this year, and after a long day, decided to chill at Bunny's warren afterwards. However, Jack discovers how sensitive Bunny is to petting, and it quickly develops into something more... Bunny/Jack Basically smut, very forward. Don't like, Don't read. Request from a friend.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Snow Dreams by StrangestWords reviews
Pointless smut. Jack is feeling bored, so he decides to bother Bunny while he sleeps, waking him from a master-piece of a dream that Sandy worked very hard at creating. For revenge, Sandy decides to give Jack some very interesting dreams, and porn ensues. Warnings: Its a six-foot bunny plowing an ice spirit, wtf do you want from me.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Like a Drug by Romanticized Missile Fire reviews
Jason never has liked people staying at HIS lake, but there's a new guy and his son coming in to stay. Will Jason kill the man leaving the child to run away, or will something unexpected happen between them? JasonxOMC
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,135 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Lucario in Flaaffy's Clothing by LuckyNekoNinjaMaiden reviews
A human-hating, wild Lucario finds paradise when he meets a cute, domestic Flaaffy at a farming village. Can love blossom between the two? Read and find out! Lucario/Flaaffy M/M . SLASH. Not for people who hate slash stories.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Lucario, Flaaffy/Mokoko - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by MaskedNightmare reviews
Two twins are leading the other's life but how far can the charade go? Neither is truly willing to stop the charade as they are finally praised for being themselves. However they soon grow older and there is both war and marriage on the horizon. SLASH
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Shang - Complete
What Happens In Detention by Rabid-Sirius-Fangirl reviews
I'm really awful at summaries...so, James and Severus get detention together, and...yeah. There's slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it. For my best friend's birthday JP x SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete