![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. hey! my name is Mel0Yel003! how ya doing! UPDATE: Hey! many of you have noticed that I have a new story, Crazy Americans Falling In Love With British Sex Gods. I haven't forgot about Angels Aren't Far From Heaven. The next chapter of Crazy Americans will be by Sunday, at the latest Monday, and hopefully the next chapter of Angels with be up by Tuesday, Friday at the latest. Happy Halloween everybody Mel0Yel003 Heres some randome facts about me! I'm a sophmore in high school (go wildcats!) and I love: reading fanfiction, the show LOST, Anime (Inuyasha, DBZ), eating corndogs, Wendys, books, Harry Potter, Halloween, Christmas, birthday parties, Tim Burton movies, being bitchy and/or snappy with people, going on the internet, just about any kind of music, blogs (I have 5 now, though I barely update any of them), my Astronomy class, kittens, hamsters, old cats and inbetween cats, the Georgia Nicholson series (tres fab), cute shoes, cutes boys: Justin Chatwin, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Steven Strait, Johnny Depp, emo boys, Jake Sandvig, boys who wear polo/american eagle/abecrombie&fitch, buttons, SNL, being excentric, pixi stixs, candy, sour candy, chocolate, cup cakes, white cake with white wipped frosting on it and sprinkles, War of the Worlds (I really love that movie), Troy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Phantom of the Opera, Sky High (my new favorite movie),and comfortable pants that make my ass look cute! Dislikes include: posers, bitchy girls, people who wear clothes that are 5 sizes too small for them (ewww), whiners, downers, and adults who say mean things to children or debase other adults infront of those person's children. Quotes: (since everyone has 'em it seems, i mean good god people! LoL:P) "I'm so nonconformist that i'm not going to conform to you not conforming" -random goth kid from South Park "You goth kids go around saying life's all pain. Try living in a third world country you pussys!" - Kyle from South Park (ha ha ha) "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listin to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwhiches." - Jim Carrey "Davs is trying to shoot my mum!"-Shaun, from Shaun of the Dead! "Everyone just CALM. THE FUCK.DOWN!"-Liz, from Shaun of the Dead! "Your mom goes to college."-Kip, from Napoleon Dynamite! (my fav. movie of '04!) "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." Joe Louis Tyrone Biggums from Chappelle Show: "Sometime's, the feeling of crack, leaves me tired and depleated, so that's why I got red balls!" holds up can of Red Bulls,"Cocain in a can, baby!" Takes a sip "HUM INA HUM INA HUM INA! It gives you super powers!" Looks across the street at a baby and her mother who locked her keys in her car " Oh my God!" Rushes over and smashes his had through the car window. "FYI, people still steal car radios. How do you think I got my suit!" Starts shaking the upper half of his body I think Dan Quale quotes are the most HILARIOUS thing ever! "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 9/21/88 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a 'part' of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a 'part' of Europe." "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." 15/9/88 "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." 18/9/90 "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." Too bad no one's told Dan that Latin is a dead language. "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." "For NASA, space is still a high priority." 5/9/90 NOW! one of my fav. jokes!BOY: Dad? whats politics? DAD: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the mangagement. Mom recieves most of it so we'll her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son? BOY: I still don't understand dad. DAD: Think about it for awhile son. That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds he has soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes into the maid's room but shes having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him. The next day... SON: Dad I think I understand politics now. DAD: Good, explain it to me in your own words son. SON: The management is screwing the working class while the government is fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT! |
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