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Hiya welcome to my profile NOW GET LOST!!! Kidding :{D

Name: You can call me Pyro

Age: 15

Fave games: Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts series, Final fantasy series, The world ends with you, Lux-pain, Legend of Zelda series and many more

Fave books: Too many to count

Fave TV shows: Most Haunted, Mythbusters, Top Gear, QI, and Ghost Hunters

Fave website's: Fanfiction.net, Tinierme, Pokefarm, Play.com and Youtube

Fave animes: Ao no Exorcist,Hetalia, D.Gray Man, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach and many more

Fave pairings: UKxUS, GerIta, Spamano PruXHunXAus, HungaryXAustria...You know I like a lot of parings really...

Tamer's wall of fame!

My friend's Hannah, Shannon, And Lisa For always being there!

Holly for just being awsome

Leyla purely for being the crack head she is ;)

More to be added

If you'd like to eat Sea Salt Ice Cream, copy this to your profile.

If you say 'got it memorized' just to annoy the living crap outta your friends copy to ya profile and add ya name. (ForbiddenKHFan216, XenaNumberVX, TamerOfFlames,)

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah! Go Axel!)

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET ANGRY!, CREATE COMBUSTABLE LEMONS AND BURN THERE HOUSES DOWN WITH THEM!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

Crazy is fun, insane is funner and mentally insane and crazy is funiest! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

On one bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys stood up to fight

Back to back they face each other

Those two dead boys drew there swords then shot each other

Then a deaf cop heard a noise he came in and shot those two dead boys

If you don't believe my lie is true

Then ask the blind lady she saw it too.

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..._|.|Put this on your page
..._|...|if you have ever tripped
._|...|on a stair case
|...|going up.

If you're STILL in denial about L's death, copy and paste!

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy and paste this

If you ever read Text talk, and had no clue what they were trying to say, copy and paste this.

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you stack cards just to attract Near then copy and paste this into your profile

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL: 3

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.

You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL: 3

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 3

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.
TOTAL: 0(Thank kingdom hearts for that!)

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.

TOTAL:4

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face
.
TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac. (somewhat? Try 100%)
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL:5

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.

TOTAL: 5

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.(one of them)
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.

TOTAL: 3

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 0, thank god.

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.

TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 4

So Im mostly Axel and Demyx! yay

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Fell up them to :{D

"I don't need a weapon! My friends are my power!" —Sora

... Oh yeah? You Bring your friends, I'll bring a machine gun. Let's see who wins! :D

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

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DEMIGODS: Who's your godly parent? Your Result: Child of Hecate
So. A child of Hecate. Well, how fun. Animals like you, and you’re a pro at staying up late. Like Aphrodite kids, you may be able to charmspeak, but as Hecate’s kid, it’s less likely. Armed with your inherited magic abilities, you can do just about anything, but mostly, you compete with those annoying children of Hermes for best prankster. You’re not always the nicest person, but it’s not like you’re Ares' kid, or anything. People make you mad, you get even. All’s fair in war, and…something else. You don’t particularly fancy relationships, and if you’re a girl, this increases your likelihood of becoming a Hunter—Artemis and Hecate had close ties in the old days. You have to try a bit harder to prove yourself than others, but at least you don’t get lost easy. If people can get over your facades, you might be a good friend. Good luck surviving.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercis . -It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. "I reject your reality and substitute my own,"-Adam Savage
"Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes, then once you judge them you're a mile away and have their shoes,"
Allen-"Was that really nessacery?" Kanda-"Take a guess..." Allen-"...jerk..." -D. Gray Man
"I have 4 voices in my head...two of which speak Spanish...I though do not"
"Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run he hates that,"
"If God is for us who can be against us?"
Megatron: "Besides, where would you be without me Prime?" Optimus Prime: "Let's find out," (face shield closes) -Transformers 3
"Be the kind of woman who when she wakes up in the morning Satan says, oh crap she's up!"
"Stop the world I wanna get off!"
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL I'LL RIP OFF YOU'RE LEGS AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"-Edward Elric
"I tried being normal once but I didn't like it,"
"That's why it's so brilliant, because it's so pathectically dim-witted,"-Fred & George Weasly

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A little thing I kinda made up thanks to my friend Holly who got the idea of yum yum ocean pops into my head
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete