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If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype(s) that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(blackcloudsofthought: lol -)

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the color pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

I HAVE DIVORCED PARENTS, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm FROM THE NORTH, so I MUST not know how to live anywhere but a big city.

I'm FROM ST. LOUIS, so I MUST be a bad driver.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.

I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

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Instinct 2: Impulse by EmaniaHilel reviews
Sequel to Instinct Robin's decided to figure out just what Raven meant by 'that time of the month', but he might not be ready for what exactly he finds... Mind the RATING! UPDATE: Chapter 10-Completeness
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,885 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Raven, Robin
Special Circumstance by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
“I’m sorry L; I just couldn’t treat you like the others.” How sinful his name…his own name sounded on those lips. “Do you why, L?” His fingers traveled down. “Because I’m a special circumstance.” A smile. “Correct.”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
According to Plan by PsychoticDemonic reviews
B escaped Wammy's house just as L realizes his mistake. He was wrong to call Beyond Backup, and now, in a dark alley, beyond will take his revenge...but L might enjoy it more than B had intended...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Sweetness by Skittles26 reviews
When Light loses his memory he becomes romantically involved with L. But when he regains his memory he can't stop loving him. Light is faced with the decision of a lifetime when he has to choose between love and justice. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,213 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Long For You by Beyond Life reviews
B has waited ever so long for this night...and now it's finally come time to go see his love. Slash/Lemon Warning. BB/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Hormonal Needs by Anku9321 reviews
What happens when L and Light both have hormonal needs that they need to have satistfied. LxLight one shot!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love Potion by Amber Myst reviews
Jinx casts a love spell on Robin but Raven becomes the object of his affections. What's a girl to do when the man who's fallen head over heels in love with her doesn't 'really' love her? She tries to cope of course, but his kisses are distracting...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,521 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Private Lessons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You’re trying to deep-throat a banana?” Mello paraphrased loudly, sounding simultaneously incredulous and stunned. “What’re you, gay?”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Doubtful Suspicion by Loladdict reviews
L has decided to keep him and Light both on handcuffs for even longer than planned. How will Light react to this? Will he let his doubts get the better of him? How does L feel? My first fanfic, lemon and oneshot all in one! LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A world without a genius is so boring ! Near by star-struck-imagination reviews
knowing she has a special gift she tries to save Near from a fate worse then Death it'self.. But will she succeed ? and what will hapen to Light when he will find out that she chose Near over him? Lemon inside..dont like dont read!One shot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Near, Light Y. - Complete
A Cemetery Romance by AuraBlackWolf reviews
When Raito is falsely accused of cheating, he has to supervise a bunch of kids, but he is set-up and lost in an old cemetery, when he is suddenly attacked who is the mysterious stranger who rescues him, and what does he want as a reward? AU L/Raito Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
You've Gotta Love Lollypops by Unlucky-angel13 reviews
Matsuda gave L and Light lollypops, which cause some...interesting results. yaoi LightxL. Don't like don't read. I don't own Death Note. R&R No flames
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Revenge Is Best Served With Icing by seventhSINwrath reviews
Light, irritated with L's constant sugar consumption,trips Matsuda while he's bringing L his daily cake—his last cake in the hotel because Watori is sick. And now L plans to take his revenge, with the help of a tube of icing.Yaoi L x Light Twoshot. Lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Friendly Conversation by Bass Wars reviews
L, Light and misa are talking, but the tension between the two boys is raising slowly. read and review please :3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Tell Me by Scripta Lexicona reviews
L /will/ have his confession from Light, by whatever means necessary.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Frosting by KivaEmber reviews
L wasn’t one to back down from challenges, no matter how dangerous or…odd. LxRaito. LxCake.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
20 things Kakashi will NEVER do by Sexy-Clownfish reviews
a complete list of 20 things that you will NEVER catch Kakashi doing! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Instinct by EmaniaHilel reviews
[Now with Sequel] No one was supposed to be in the Tower. But what happens when someone suddenly is? Who is it and why is Raven acting so strangely? [See Part 2 of this story under story id: 2846302]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete