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I have many names including Kaila Jeanne, Kimberly Anne and while we’re at it a special few call me Mo. I live for chocolate, books and soft fuzzy objects.. be they animal, vegetable or mineral. ..preferably not vegetable. My biggest heroes include my younger brother, my grandpa and you. I would have Christian Bale or Brett Masterson’s babies.. no questions asked. I never stop listening to music, always say thank you to bus drivers, love waving at curious little kids and enjoy cooking up a storm. If you ever feel the urge to give me a hug, sing a song with me or call me just to say hello.. no matter the time.. please do not hesitate. Save me from needles, silverfish, car washes and oh so evil clay-mation.. you have my undying gratitude. Tell me the truth, put up with some of my crazy music, and color with me once in awhile.. you have a piece of my heart for as long as you care to keep it. If this gives you any insight at all I owe you a cookie. If not.. you should probably start asking questions.

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Relationship Status: Pending by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,935 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 4,659 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Thread by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah opens her eyes to find herself in a familiar ballroom with a certain Goblin King. Is this a dream? What is she doing back after so long? And where will it lead? To more heartbreak and ruin or maybe something even more surprising?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How the Ghost of You Clings by wallyflower reviews
The aftermath of an apprentice's departure. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.