List your favorite YouTubers in any order: 1. TrueMU 2. ThatcherJoe 3. Wroetoshaw 4. Smosh 5: Pewdiepie 6. NigaHiga 7. AmazingPhil 8. Danisnotonfire 9. PrestonPlayz 10. LizaKoshy What would happen if 9 and 1 dated? me: ummm... om pretty sure that they not gay What would happen if number 5 gave number 3 a hair cut? Me: Why would anyone trust Felix with scisors? Felix: hey! What would happen if 4 and 7 cooked something together? me: to be honest they'd probably try their best to make mashed potatoes but add too much salt and pepper. PHIL: hey! that hurts! Ian:... that's probably true though... 1 wakes you up in the middle of the night Jason: MEEP MEEP MEEP *falls off bed* Me: *thinks to self* should I help him? Jason: OWWWWWW Me: Fudge it I'm sleeping on the couch 4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow Me: no... just no... Anthony: hmm... Smeston? i'd ship it Preston: yeah me too. Ian: Lol Me: O.O wat? 5 cooks you dinner me:why would he feed me? Felix: that's true 8 thinks they can never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. How do you comfort them? Me: you can always do Kawaii desu Phan Dan: true, but we need to get you out of the picture Me: okay, time for planning. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens? Ian: *pokes Liza* Liza : *pokes back* Anthony: *Snickers* Number 9 tell you that they love you. me: hmmmm... what would our ship be?? Preston: or iHAVEaPESTON me: let's just leave it while we're ahead... 4 announces that he/she is going to marry 5 tomorrow. me: -_- Felix: Lol harem Ian: wait... Anthony: I did think of dat... 2 gets into the hospital somehow. me: did you try to do irl parkour? Joe: maybe... me: *facepalms* 10 ignores you for hours. me: Liza what did I do? Liza: *ignores me* me: -_- well screw you too then... Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 3 do? Harry: I'll protect you *rides off roof on bike into boxes* me: my hero... You're stuck in a house that is on fire. What does 1 do? Jason: well i would save her of course!! me: and then I would learn that he was the one that lit it on fire Jason: ... Yup You’re about to marry 10. What’s 1’s reaction? Adam: Why do you have to marry LIZA? EWWWWWWW Liza: Hey! Wait... EWWWWWWWW Me: well it's forcing me to do it... so I kinda have no option You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up? PHIL: Hey you wanna go bug Dan? Me: Okay! 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed about. Why? Me: *mumbles* well he's cute (to me anyways) and he's really funny, and is good at minecraft.. Jason: What was that first part? Me: *blushes* Nothing! You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? Me: yeah, we probably would, except for the fact that I cannot climb trees as good as them and would probably fall to my death... Harry: *hugs from behind* don't worry, i wouldn't let you fall... Me: *blushes and looks away* Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? me: never... 1. they're both guys and 2. they both have girlfriends. You get a haircut and 7 can’t stop staring at you. What do you do? Me: why are you staring at me Kawaii? PHIL: you did something to your hair Me: I got a haircut you idiot. PHIL: Ohhhh that explains it. Me: *facepalms* 9 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they send you via email. What is your reaction? Me: *scolds* no, bad Preston, you're supposed to be Rob's (Woofles) Preston: The thing forced me to do it! i can't control myself me: true.. You notice 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they’re doing? me: *peeks in room and sees them recording something* Harry: heyyyyy guysszzz Harrrrrrrrryyyyy hereeee andd Ian: weee arreee doooing- Anthony: DRUNKKKKK ffffiiifffaaaaa!! Me: that's exactly what I expected 6 invites you to be in their next video, what do you do? me: okay, but no dangerous things you do way too much of those Ryan: fineeee 4 wants to be your best friend, what do you say? Me: Okay! teach me all you know on how to beat FNAF (five nights at freddy's) Ian: Okay so you have to do... ANTHONY WAT DO U HAS TA DO You manage to break your leg on vacation with 2. What do they do? Joe: How did you do that again Me: I saved you from a moose It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? me: *opens present* Oh football thanks Hazza! *kisses his cheek* Harry: no problem bro! be sure to use football when beating Simon up me: no problem! if someone leaves a mean review then this is going in their face! Yay Football 1 accidentally kicked 6? Jason: *smiles sheepishly* Ryan: *smiles back* Me: XD... 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 8 got it. What would happen? Joe: Oh, sorry Dan, wrong person Dan: you're cool man 6 sees your ex and 3 and 2 ask what he does Joe: Kill him Harry: Kill him Ryan: *smiles* actually... Harry and Joe: *listening* Ryan: watch as Paria beats the crap out of him Me: *nods* 7 won the lottery? PHIL: Ok, time to buy Dan some stuff Me: aww thats so cute Philip Phil: shut up 8 had quite a big secret? Me: TELL ME YOUR SECRET DAN!! Dan: NEVER!!! *runs* Me: Oh no you don't!!! *chases after him* TELL ME YOUR SECRET!! 9 became a singer? Me: oh dear gods, we're all so screwed, everyone grab some ear plugs if you don't want your eardrums to burst! Preston: Hey! Me: Preston we all know its true 10 got a daughter? Liza: *shows me daughter* Me: why does it not surprise me that she has pink hair? what's it with you and pink Liza? Is 3 Gay? Me: of course not... but you have been doing quite a bit of Wroetofreezy stuff... Harry: you gotta please them fans 9 makes fun of your friends. Preston: Ha! your friends are all crazy and play video games Me: look who talking Preston: *becomes quiet* Me: yeah i thought so 10 wants to go on a date with you. Me: why does it always have to be you Liza? why not someone else? Liza: I have no idea, but will you? Me: No Liza: *sigh of relief* 7 decides to let you and 9 be roommates. Me: What the hell Phiphi!? I don't want to be roommates with a dude that has no respect for his health! PHIL: that's what you get for calling me Phiphi! Preston: hey- Me: shut up Preston we all know it's true Number 5 and 10 are getting married. Me: No... just no... Both: I agree Number 1 asks you to be married to him while 2 is trying to be more than friends and 9 and 10 want you to marry 2. Jason: marry me? *holds out emerald ring* Joe: Be mine! Preston: go for Joe! even though I don't know him.. Liza: Yeah! go for Joe! All but me: so who do you choose? Me:... I DON'T KNOW!! THEY'RE BOTH SO CUTE AND FUNNY!!! AHHHH *runs away* 4 tells 8 that 9 loves 7 and you love 3 Me: what the hell Anthony? Why did you tell Dan about my crush on the Harry and Preston's love for the Phiphi? wait forget that last part... Ian: Well, I was bored, and Danny boy was the only one there so... Me: -_- screw you 2 gives you carrot cake for a lifetime Me: but... i don't like carrot... Joe: sorry... Me: *kisses cheek* it's okay. Let's throw it at Casper 3 gives you a panda bear for Christmas Me: thanks Harry!! its so cute and cuddly omg *cuddles it* Harry: *laughs* you're welcome bro! :D 1 proposes to you on your birthday Jason: iHAVEaPURPOSE, my love, will you do me the honor of being my universe queen? Me: YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS *hugs Jason while jumping up and down* 3 walks into the bathroom while you’re showering. Me: Harry I think you should get out before I grab za football Harry: *runs out of the room* You’re about to do something that’ll make you really embarrassed. What does 5 do? Felix: don't worry, You'll probably do something that will curse you for the rest of your life! you'll be fine! Me: screw you 8 is your long-lost sibling? Me: Dan? A sibiling? *laughs* my mom isn't even twice his age to make that happen Dan: how old is your mom then? Me: why does it matter? You and 10 find a box full of TNT. What do you do with it? Me: you wanna go blow up David's house? Liza: yep You and an IRL friend decide to prank 5. me: hey Felix, *hides whip cream behind back* come here for a minute Felix: what do you want? me: oh nothing... just wanted to do this *sprays his face with whip cream* and we got that on video too Felix: I hate you cue Marzia laughing her head off in the background* Me: thanks! You have to stay at either 1's or 6's house. Me: Jason's, always Jason's Jason: aww thanks! now time to do fnaf with face cam! Me: Okay! 3 has to marry either 4, 8 or 5. Who do they choose? Harry: none... #WROETOSHAWIZSINGLE4DAYZ Me: good choice 2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. Me: wat O_O Liza: wat O.O I Joe: Oh... um.. mitch we have company Phil: *blushes* Me and Liza: *slowly backs out the door* 1 decides to start a cooking show. Jason: and now you add 3/4 a cup of butter... mmmm butter *licks butter* Me: Jason! you can't just lick the butter then put it so other people can eat it! that's just gross! 4 jumps you in an alleyway. Who saves you, 2, 10 or 7? Ian and Amthony: Give me your wallet! Phil: hey! leave her alone! *beats him up* Me: *finds the Liza hiding behind a trash can and finds Joe on the ground holding his toe* Joe: I stubbed my toe! 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Phil: I demand his um... His subscribers! Ian: Dude he has less than you, why do you want his? Anthony: yeah Phil: ummmm... good point *frees Joe* you can go Joe... Me: *smacks phil on the back of his head* you idiot! He has more! you can't just do that! you have to ask for something else! phil: oh... Me: *facepalms* The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... A strong person knows how to keep their life in line. Humor is a good way to hide the pain. ~Leo Valdez The one who smiles the most is the most broken. The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace. The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless. The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life who no one else understands, or will ever believe. Nor do they want to. Do whatever you have to do to be happy. ~Adam Dahlberg/ SkyDoesMinecraft We all have a little bit of weirdness inside us, it's just up to embracing it. ~Jordan Maron/ CaptainSparklez Step in front of the mirror. Look at yourself. If you're not the kind of person to judge others based on looks, then why do it to yourself? You're Beautiful. ~Adam Dahlberg/ SkyDoesMinecraft Don't let anyone ever tell you you're worthless, that you're nobody, that you're not special. There's only one of you in this world. ~Adam Dahlberg/ SkyDoesMinecraft One of the hardest things in life is putting on a strong face for the sake of others and always begin worried your mask may crack. If you're not getting better, what are you doing? Keep working. Keep trying. Keep fighting. ~Lisa Cimorelli Sometimes I wish I had the power to just take the hand of someone sad, pull them close, and just take the weight of their burden. ~Adam Dahlberg/ SkyDoesMinecraft Something that pisses me off are people who judge on looks. I've seen average people with beautiful hearts, and models with hearts of stone. ~Adam Dahlberg/ SkyDoesMinecraft To my haters who leave comments about how much I suck, I'll turn my cheek and try harder to win you over next time. Sorry about that. ~Adam Dahlberg/ SkyDoesMinecraft If you're ever lucky enough to find true love, you fight for it, everyday. Forget what hurt you, but never forget what it taught you. Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those whom it has been refused. ~Ralph Waldo Emmerson Nothing that's worthwhile is ever easy. Sometimes, you have to forget what you want to remember what you deserve. If you are confident, you are beautiful. To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don't need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself. ~Thich Nhat Hanh You there, the one reading this now. I want you to do something. Smile. Smile because you're beautiful. Because you're amazing. Because you're unique. Because you can. Because tomorrow is a new day. Because no matter what you think, someone loves you. Smile because you deserve to. Letting go doesn't mean you stop caring. It means you stop trying to force others to. ~Mandy Hale You were given this life because you were strong enough to live it. To all the girls who think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, it's society who's the ugly one. ~Marilyn Monroe I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn Monroe When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them. ~Marilyn Monroe I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. ~Marilyn Monroe I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly (btw team Jacob all the way). The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up |