![]() Hi I am 13 and a male.my name is kyle and I live in england i will probably write stories for attack on Titan, Tokyo ghoul,sword art online, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson or teenage mutant ninja turtles my favourite tv show has to be arrow or flash my favourite song is nightcore reluctant heroes or attack on Titan opening my favourite book is the sword of truth series with Harry Potter and Percy Jackson a close second my favourite game is final fantasy 15 mortal Kombat is second my favourite movie was is pacific rim my favourite anime/manga is attack on Titan, Tokyo ghoul,sword art online, dragon ball z and RWBY my favourite pairings are Harry x daphne harry x tonks Harry X fleur Percy X Artemis percy X Thalia leo X oc leo X karai eren x mikasa eren X Levi kaneki X touka Asuna X sinon X kirito THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile 16 things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. If Life Gives You Lemon Quotes If life gives you lemons, give them back and demand chocolate covered strawberries. If life gives you lemons, make wine and let the world wonder how the hell you managed to do that. If life gives you lemons, you better sit and wait for some sugar and water, otherwise you're going to have some pretty sour lemonade. When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party. When life gives you lemons, unscramble the letters and have some melons. When life gives you lemons say, “screw you,” and go find an orange. If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons. If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: free lemons. If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples. If life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!” Life gave me lemons, but I am allergic to lemons, does that mean life hates me? Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries! When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons? When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. Or, even better, get an air cannon and have some real fun. Rules For Hogwarts: - If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout, "TO THE BAT MOBILE!" - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar. - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say, "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldemort. - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape. - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda. - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs. - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS. - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!" - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead." - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret. - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... Quotes People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Avoid hangovers: stay drunk. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. I’ve got problem for your solution… Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button. To be or not to be, that is the question, and according to my father the answer is, "Go ask your mother." According to my mother the answer is, "Do whatever you want, just leave me alone." Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going? Well, I am a girl, I came from my room, and I am going out. Bye! A wise old man once said, "We do not know, go ask your mother." This man was Dr. Seuss. Look it up in One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. They say no one is perfect. I am no one. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I plan on living forever. So far, so good Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. Coffee, chocolate, men: Somethings are just better rich. Do not drink and drive, you might spill the drink. If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. |
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