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Author has written 4 stories for Winx Club, Hobbit, Matrix, and Lazytown.

It occurred to me recently that after being on this site for a little while now, I should probably do something with my profile. Maybe mention who I am, what I like, that sort of thing. Well, here it is.

I am a storyteller.

I like sci-fi, fantasy and some fluff too.

One of my favourite things to do is take something simple, e.g. a kids' show, and read waaay more into it than the creators probably ever intended (which would explain my Winx Club obsession!(Only the first three series though, because the rest are ehh. Only s1&2 show much of my favourite character anyway...)).

I also ramble a lot and get off topic very easily, hence the long wait for uploads as I take months to cut the rubbish from my work.

I like long words and longer sentences, resulting in some of my stories either taking longer than expected to write or just being unexpectedly long.

As well as being able to write somewhat coherent stories that actually have plots, I draw things! You can find me on deviantart:

and I upload there almost as sporadically as I do here!

I often end up staring into space for a good long while when I've run out of things to write, which is what I'm doing now, so I think that's enough to be getting on with for now, don't you?

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Only a Little in the Air by Goblin Cat KC reviews
In the depths of winter, Sportacus is faced with a hidden threat, something that attacks children in the night. He realizes that Robbie knows more than he lets on, but even after calling for help, Sportacus may find that their survival depends not just on slightly above average heroics but on powerful magic and reckless villainy. (Sportacus/Robbie, Iþrott/Glanni) COMPLETE
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Robbie R., Sportacus - Complete
Utopia by DuckofIndeed reviews
Fueled by the desire to do what's right or the thirst for revenge, heroes and villains are forced to team up again to fight a new evil with a goal more sinister than any before them.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,995 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Ratchet, Clank, Dr. Nefarious, OC
Operation: Angler Fish by setepenre-set reviews
Minion encourages Megamind to give their damsel in distress an unusual present for her birthday.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/12 - Complete
Seiko'sBooperButterexe -- A Corpse Party Creepypasta by SeikoXSachiko239 reviews
Wow this story is really scary please read it now please thank you so much anyways I hope you don't suffer a heart attack because this story that I wrote is super terrifying!
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2018 - Seiko S. - Complete
Chains of Villainy by TheLilyoftheValley reviews
Enslaved Insanity AU. "Well now, it's a good thing we fished you off that asteroid Doctor. My show's been looking for a new shakeup for a while now, and this just might be it. After all, Dreadzone's never had a *villain* contestant before..." {Cover art by OmniscientPapaya}
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence, Gleeman V., OC
In Which The OWCA Has Policies For Everything by CuteWhiteBunny reviews
Perry the Platypus faces his most dangerous opponent yet... office gossip. [mentioned Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz), paperwork as a source of humour]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Perry - Complete
The Universe is Rarely So Lazy by scrub456 reviews
Mycroft uses magic to protect Sherlock. His greatest masterpiece might just come in the form of an injured army doctor. *this story is my first attempt at a magic/fantasy AU. Also... everyone's a goldfish.*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Drop down from the ledges, hand over defenses by Hereticality reviews
Íþróttaálfurinn and Glanni end up spending Christmas Night snowed in together, and are confronted with everything they'd rather avoid. A one-night stand with a slowburn pace, four different heart-to-hearts, and no sex. Because why not. [Íþró/Glanni, sequel to 'Hear the greater call', Christmas!fic, 8 Chapters]
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Robbie R., Sportacus - Complete
Familiam by ranestorm007 reviews
Bard and Thrandruil have an inadvertent holiday gift exchange.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Something N Sane This Way Comes by Bandicoot Sauce reviews
One-shots based on the N. Sane Trilogy that focus on various characters in turn. May include characters from and references to other Crash games. Rated T because you just know it's gonna get weird at points. I mean, it's written by me. And it's Crash Bandicoot.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/3/2017
Cause and Effect by quoll reviews
N Tropy needs an assistant for his studies, and N Gin needs something to do (set shortly after the events of Warped/Time Twister)
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Neo Cortex, N. Gin, Nefarious Tropy - Complete
Before 221B by theSociopathandtheBlogger reviews
Set in Sherlock's life before he meets John. The dangerous life he led and the causes of what led him too it. Warning for drug abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,448 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
She's Not a Civilian by 3seconds reviews
If the British government won't do anything, Mrs. Hudson will matters into her own hands. After all, why did he give her his private number, if not for situations like this? A sort of missing scene (a conversation we weren't privy to anyway) set during the car chase in The Lying Detective.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Corrupt by SherlockianWhovian reviews
Mycroft is arrested and tried for corruption.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Baker Street Boys by izzybizzy333 reviews
Continuing from the ending of S4E3. A story where John and Sherlock live, work, and raise Rosie, together again at 221B. No Romance, just good old fashioned happy fluff drabbles about their lives. (Also some that are not so happy). Focused around character development and interesting moments in their lives.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson
A Brother's Lament: In Three Movements by ToryTigress92 reviews
Many made the mistake of thinking Sherlock to be the only artistic one of the family. Those assumptions, suppositions of the ignorant and unobservant, were incorrect. Three moments in time, before, during and after TFP, where Mycroft expressed his emotions in the only way the Ice Man could. No pairings, Holmes siblings BrOtp.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Wax on Wax off by Nuredhel reviews
When Elrond tries to help a dwarf with a small problem he doesnt know that he is about to unleash a new horror onto the elves of Imladris, one which will make even the boldest of warriors cringe...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Thranduil, Dwarf - Complete
The 7 Per Cent Problem by Badgirl.Riddim reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock sit down to talk and the truth comes out. Sherlock is broken and Mycroft needs to intervene. Trigger Warning: Drug Use mentioned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Conversation by jgracetheauthor reviews
When a certain doctor strikes up a conversation with a certain Vulcan, frustration is certain to abound. So why would he do so in the first place?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2017 - L. McCoy, Spock
Hear the greater call, come to break and fall by Hereticality reviews
After the Latibær events, it's been a perpetual game of chase between them. Now that something has gone very wrong, Íþróttaálfurinn―neck-deep in denial―owes his nemesis some time and attention. In which the elf handles his own feelings just as well as you'd imagine, and Glanni Glæpur excels at many things (?) but self-preservation is not one of them. [Íþró/Glanni, pre-slash]
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Robbie R., Sportacus - Complete
Learn to Fly Again by Paranoidgirl reviews
Darkar's capture left Avalon with some serious issues. How will he cope?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Avalon - Complete
Candy Canes by MiyuTanemura reviews
'This tradition of Men isn't all that inadequate', Lindir muses. The candies do taste good and it's a sin to watch his master eating one. Fill for my Holiday Bingo. Elrond/Lindir. Pre-relationship. Drabble.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Elrond, Lindir] - Complete
Mycroft's Secret Box by Etaleah reviews
The British government is tired of his little brother ignoring his every word and decides to use this little quirk against him in what he considers to be a delightfully clever prank.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sweet Silence by Rain on Roses reviews
Phobos contemplates his sister's birth and her subsequent rule, and how he fits within it. Short Drabble.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Phobos, Cedric - Complete
The Bonds of Friendship by Elvenqueen Sarah reviews
"Am I to be informed of the child's true name?" - Receiving a mysterious message from Elrond in Imladris, Thranduil makes the journey from Mirkwood to discover the reason behind his friend's request. He just never expected it to possess such wide innocent eyes and stand no higher than his knees! (Features a very young Aragorn) Dedicated to PegasusWingsVW
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Elrond, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Shadowlands by Marchwriter reviews
After the accident, Erestor asked no more of life or love than to be left alone. But when a shadow from the past disrupts his hard-won peace, he finds himself fighting desperately for both. A gift-fic for the My Slashy Valentine 2016 exchange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Finding Color by Drappersky reviews
Bard and Tilda find a lost elfling at the mall. Friendships are forged, connections revealed and Legolas' missing Ada found.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Bard, Elvenking Thranduil] Legolas, Tilda - Complete
Erestor can love, can't he? by SirGhirahim reviews
Nobody seems to think so. Cold hearted, stuffy and stiff. Erestor had heard it all before, he had just stopped caring. But when he receives love letters from the one person he had always loved and admired he starts to leave his cold persona behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/8/2015 - [Erestor, Glorfindel] Elrond, Lindir - Complete
Douce nuit by ClarenceSPN reviews
Elrond regarde le coucher de soleil sur la terrasse principale de Foncombe, alors que Lindir arrive pour lui apporter son soutien.
Hobbit - Rated: M - French - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Elrond, Lindir - Complete
Manipulate by Heather Giesbrecht reviews
Neo had really thought it would be much harder to manipulate his way into this bed.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Neo, Smith, A.] - Complete
Take that rage (and sing it loud) by The Readers Muse reviews
Not for more than an age had the filth of Melkor been so bold. Nor their foul deeds so costly.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Lindir, Elrond] - Complete
Hypnosis and Shenanigans in Rivendell by Thranduil-is-a-bitchking reviews
When the twins and Legolas learn about hypnotism, they think that it would be funny if they hypnotised Lord Elrond and Thranduil to temporarily fall in love. They all settle down to watch the results of this little prank. Little do they know that Thranduil and Elrond are lovers and the the two elven lords plan to put on a good show to teach the trio a lesson.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Elvenking Thranduil, Elrond] Legolas
Desperate by Heather Giesbrecht
A thrill as he pressed his lips against the other's soft, so soft, rain slicked lips. Chapter 2 - Truth posted. Complete.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Smith, A., Neo] - Complete
How Revolting by laureate-leonheart reviews
"Mayu... Where are you...?" A short fic that follows Morishige on his search for Mayu in the halls of Heavenly Host. Rated M for gore.
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2014 - S. Morishige - Complete
Fleeting Touches by Spinning Seraph reviews
Lord Elrond has inspired many things in the young minstrel, however the one thing he was surprised to find, was that it inspired was colour in those pale cheeks. "My Lord Elrond's fleeting touch inspired colour."
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Elrond, Lindir - Complete
Thranduil Visits Rivendell by Chick xX reviews
It's time for Thranduil to visit Rivendell. It's set to be another uneventful trip, or so he thinks, until he meets Lindir. Happy/fluffy/mature themed short fic.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir] Elrond - Complete
Doubting Hearts by IanPhilippe reviews
Erestor leaves Imladris for a few days - Lindir is to be his substitute. The young minstrel's feelings for one half-elven Lord get in the way, though... (based on the first Hobbit movie. Elrond/Lindir. also posted on ao3)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Elrond, Lindir] - Complete
Kidnapping by My-Last-Rose reviews
Elrond and Lindir are kidnapped on a journey to Lothlorien, in order to save themselves from the unsavoury actions of their captors they must put on a show...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Elrond, Lindir - Complete
Imperfect Silence by Elven-English-Major reviews
Erestor's pain and the eventual solution thereof. Warning: Two men with love, VERY angsty at times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Erestor, Elrond
The Deodorant Problem by NokomisKrys reviews
John tries new deodorants and Sherlock is inexplicably disturbed by them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Anderson - Complete
In the End by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
Neo has been to Hell, The Matrix was corrupted and Zion was free. But when the flawless computer Program malfunctions, There isn't a thing the people can do. In between all the hate and pain, pride and loathing, The difference was inevitable. Neo/Smith slash. [Hiatus]
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Neo, Smith, A.
Black or White by Not Any Ordinary Psycho reviews
Neo is given a choice, and he must decide before he can complete his mission, rescue his friends, and find the meaning of life. But he must team up with Mr. Smith in order to complete this adventure.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Inevitable by goddesscal reviews
Smith thanks Neo for setting him free. Slash.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Smith, A., Neo - Complete
Cultural Relativity by Nomad1 reviews
Victor killed a man, three days before they brought him to America.
Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Dr. Doom/Victor V. - Complete
Statistical Anomalies by Nomad1 reviews
Reed has a gift for fitting anomalous data into logical, reasonable-sounding theories. That's not always a good thing. College-era Reed/Victor.
Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Mr. Fantastic/Reed R., Dr. Doom/Victor V.] - Complete
Closet Video Game Junkies by Genius-626 reviews
Tonight, it was Agent Brown, Agent Jones, Neo and Trinity playing Mario Cart, Morpheus keeping score, knowing full well that the game did that automatically.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Intentions by Nomad1 reviews
Reed/Victor AU. In which Victor is perturbed to find himself infatuated with his oblivious college roommate.
Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2011 - [Dr. Doom/Victor V., Mr. Fantastic/Reed R.] - Complete
Out of the Norm by omgwtfdenny reviews
Different behavior barely goes unnoticed - especially if a mad scientist is involved. Of course, his faith- and not-so respectful butler Lawrence notices too. But what has happened? Mild LaNR.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence - Complete
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Perfect Insanity by palomino333 reviews
Having his arm broken by Tiny Tiger forces Dr. Nefarious Tropy to debate whether or not he will leave the N-Team.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Nitrus Brio, Nefarious Tropy - Complete
PRINCE: The Owner's guide and Maintenance Manual by The Ultimate Person reviews
Thank you for purchasing the PRINCE unit, SoT editon. To insure the safty of the planet earth and it's sanity, please read this manual for instruction.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
The Agents by Usagi Selene reviews
Smith is wounded. What will Jones and Brown do?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Smith, A. - Complete
Master of Time, Keeper of My Heart by DrGin reviews
N. Gin awakes in a barren area of another dimension and finds an overprotective dragon who bears a disturbing resemblance to N. Tropy. Secrets, tension, and time references, oh my! Shonen-ai? I'll let you be the judge. Sexual themes and mild language.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008
Mr and Mrs Smith by FlamingShadow and BiggerThanJK reviews
We have taken scenes from the Matrix and changed them into a comedy. Better Summary inside.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Smith, A., Neo
Cookies by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Now Agent Brown owns all the cookies!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Smith, A. - Complete
Sandwich by Soviet Bastard reviews
A rewrite of the Matrix Reloaded scene titled, "Swarm of Smiths".
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Smith, A., Neo
Perfection by The Smiling Shadow reviews
SmithSLASHSmith Before his death, before everything. Smith was free, and free to choose. He bathed in his own glory, his own perfection. He just couldn't stop...He couldn't stop from loving his power, his perfection, himself...
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Smith, A.
Hidden Camera 5: Inside the Agents' Shower Room by Moloko reviews
Ever wondered how Agent Smith goes from dusty and dirty after fighting Morpheus to spick and span for the interrogation scene in the Matrix?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Smith, A.
Syllables by Arabwel reviews
Neo/Smith slash- Neo thinks of Smith... a tale of angst, lust and hopefully of romance
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Neo, Smith, A.
A Certain Experiment by Winged Elf reviews
Agent Smith wants to understand the rebels. He's starting with love. DRABBLE. 96 WORDS. THIS IS MEANT TO BE SHORT.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Smith, A., Smith, A.
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This Show Doesn't Feel The Same Anymore reviews
The kids are stupid, Sportaflop is hyper and Robbie is the only sane person left in town. It's a parody, folks!
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Robbie R. - Complete
Necromantic Arts and Elvish Healing reviews
Set at the end of series two, the friendship between elf and paladin is threatened by a malicious necromantic force. Palladium is targeted while this force hunts for amiable beings to corrupt. Meanwhile, a thief arrives in Magix whose plans of negotiating with the necromantic force could leave the dimension entirely devoid of life. (on hiatus bc I'm not happy with it...)
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Palladium, Avalon
Pastimes reviews
Agent Smith tries to explain to a fellow command unit the concept of having a hobby. There are two versions in this - the first being the revised version and the second being the original.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Smith, A. - Complete
Office Secret Santa
Most of our favourite Hobbit characters work in some office somewhere in this modern AU. It doesn't really matter where; what matters is that they have to do secret Santa! Mainly centred around Elrond and Thranduil, this story also involves some dwarves, a hobbit, another elf and a wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,286 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Elrond, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete