![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. The names AJ, im simple, I have natural bRoWn hair but i dyed it ReD so its rEd; I have bLuE/gRaY/gReEn eyes; I love HoLlYwOoD uNdEaD,tHrEe DaYS gRaCe,kE$hA,fLyLeAf, eCt; i LOVE ICCE!!!!;some would call me eMo but i prefer GoTh, HEHE. :~) sAkUrA hArUnO sAsOrI dEiDaRa iTaChI uChIhA kAkAsHi HaTaKe pEiN kOnAn gAaRa tSuNaDe aSuMa SaRuToBi tObI sHiKaMaRu NaRa sHiNo AbUrAmE mAdArA uChIhA kIsAmE hOsHiGaKi hArRy PoTtEr hErMiOnE gRaNgEr dRaCo MaLfOy sIrIuS bLaCk bElLaTrIx lEsTrAnGe NyMpHaDoRa ToNkS mAxImUm RiDe fAnG iGgY My Upcoming stories: 1) The Akatsuki learn to trust: Pein thinks the Akatsuki members don't trust each other enough.So he kidnaps a therapist to help them out. But when they partner up will the group be able to survive or will they just drive each other away even more? 2) I hate to love you: Sasuke returns with Team Hawk, Kakashi is dead and Naruto is dying. Sakura goes into depression, and cant find a way out. Can Team Hawk help her and will Sasuke stay with one of the last survivors of Team 7? 3) Our Truth: After Being sent on an S-ranked mission Kakashi and Sakura are left behind by there two other teammates. They realize what feelings have been there for so long. But what happens when their teammates come back for them? Did they come to save them or to finish what they started? 4) What happened?: Bella wakes up one day and it on year after the accident. She has no idea what has happened in the year she slept threw. Why the Cullens are gone, or why she feels so empty. As she tries to figure out her past life can she stay away from Victoria. Will they stay hating each other or will they become best friends? 5) Hope, there is no hope: Maximum Ride is a runaway. Everything that meant anything to her is gone. She feels nothing anymore, but when her billionaire distant cousin dies, he leaves her his home and money. She decides to start school again, but what happens when her best friend sees her again. Will he be able to break down the walls she as put up or just add more? WHICH SHOULD I START FIRST? VOTE FOR IT ON MY POLL... Random: If you don’t support the gay, than you stupid. If you are racist than I hate you. (sorry but people are equals) If you are preppy, than you must be a cheerleader. If you’re a cheerleader, than stay away from me. If you’re a snob, than go the other direction because I hate you. If you chubby, I will still like you. If you can speak Spanish really good, teach me. If you speak Japanese, than your awesome. If you eat pineapples on your pizza, that’s okay, don’t listen to the others. If you like Hillary Clinton, than you a great girl. If you like rock bands, and dress like an emo, than you’re my bff. If you want a jeep for a car, than when you get one, can I drive? If you still dress up for Halloween, I do to, so lets go together. If you don’t like Obama, to bad and get over it. If you hit animals, I will hunt you down and give you a piece of my mind. If you like guns, I do to! If you are rich, I might not like you. If you get beaten up, tell me and they can get some karma back. If you can play poker, than we can be best friend poker people. Yeah!! If you garden and you’re a guy, I might date you. If you’re a guy a cheerleader, your gay and stay away from me, cheerleader. If you still do what your parents say, try to talk back. (You are your own person) If your a snob READ THE SIGN: WARNING! SNOBS ARE HUNTED BY TERRORISTS! If you can relate to some of this its okay…….. maybe not. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (I want to do some of these things REALLY badly!) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... MISTERS GRIMM ROCKS Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing. 1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter 2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur 3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women" 4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real 5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin 6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren't really funny 7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier 8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck or his minions die 9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after" 10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot 11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones 12. I will not ask people to see their driver's licenses 13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart 14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men 15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else 16. I will not offer any "anti-aging" products to Everafters 17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke 18. I will not brag about all the places I've been recently 19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok 20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter 21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror 22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens 23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man 24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people 25. I will not ask for autographs 26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons 27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand 28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning 29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot". I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley... Watch it, if your ego gets any bigger it may pop. The world is full of people. All of which are misunderstood at the most crucial points of their lives. How to kill a loser! By: Emo Skittlez, Sweevil to the Heart. :~) Step 1) Target your loser! Step 2) Purchase supplies: Poisonous snakes, Venomous Knife, & Barracuda Step 3) Chose location: Guatemala Step 4) Tempt loser with thing they enjoy: Playboys, playboys & more Playboys; and chocolate Step 5) Trap loser: Giant birdcage Step 6) Torture: Fill birdcage with fire ants & opera singers Step 7) Kill: Use all 3 supplies Step 8) Dispose of body: Burn to ashes & dump in Pacific Ocean ...() () (\_/) (\_/) ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost |
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