PleasureHeart
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Joined 08-28-10, id: 2515889, Profile Updated: 08-29-11

soooo,hey im a newbie, ive been reading and commenting as much as i can for maybe the last 2 years and then i thought "why not just make a profile?"so here i am!! tada

my avatar is totally not mine it was on Google images not really sure what else to say so i don't get sued...

Important info: i don't think im going to write anything just yet maybe later though...

loves/likes:Yaoi!!!, good stories,animals,funny stuff, these thingamajigs * ,i have a newfound love of parentheses,randomness,anime,manga,maybe you,reading ,writing,and smut (hehe)

Hates:not much but.., spinach,work,not having yaoi,maybe you,(only if your a bitch or bastard) oh and flames not just on my stories(if i ever write any) but for other people too, i mean HAVE A HEART (a Pleasure Heart hahah)

Age: super secret

Gender:female...right? *runs off and comes back* yeah, im a girl

Preference: I am 99.9% sure i like guys so unless something drastic happens...*sweatdrop*

Special skills:ummm... annoying the shit out of people,laughing,breaking the record for teachers telling a student to be quiet on the first day of school,(oh bare with me for a bit i never get to brag so heres my once in a life time chance yaaaay) i did this test that said i read at a collage level if that counts but they never did say anything about my writing...(i guess it really was just that bad haha) I took the SAT this summer(ALWAYS confuses me are you supposed to say this summer or last summer,whatever i give up) it was for this John Hopkins thingie for "talented youth" hahahahahaha riiiiiiiight i am NOT talented i just read alot, but yeah they liked the score on reading so thats where im going next summer,but enough about me it all about the ANIMEEEEEE!!!Thats why your here isn't it? ISN'T IT!!!!!????

Couples i love/ adore/tolerate:

Sasunaru or narusasu (depends on the writing)

pretty much anyonexnaruto HAS TO BE YAOI THOUGH!!! (yeah im just pevy like that) iknow i said anyonexnaru BUT im falling in love with gaanaru it can be so angsty and so cuttttte

DracoxHarry (ok confession time ive never read Harry potter...yeah i know its sad but my mom's all "its about spells and wizards" i know what your thinking 'and yet you read this kinda stuff?!'( ...i know its weird moving on)

RikuxSora (again haven't watched/played kingdom hearts but, from what i can get on youtube,its ...just ... so...KAWAII!!! *fangirl scream*)

Itachixsasuke (ok this is a touchy subject i really don't care about the incest part really but, im at the stage where i want feelings in the story if im gonna read it not just really to look up PWP on this pair juuust yet :P (yes that is my way of showing loyalty :D)

Kurt/Puck (you have to live this pairing its like sooo hot and its the most popular so hah! and most of the stories for these two are da bomb!)

Goody its threesome time:

l''To put it basically any threesome will do as long as naruto is always bottom (heres why i just like the way it looks like if im reading a narusasu story its hard for me to imagine that going on really i just think naruto makes a cuter uke ,but if you think about it logically if it really happened it would be sasunarusasu,but who needs logic when you have imagination;D)

Finn/Puck/Kurt- this is the milk to my oreo, the peanut butter to my jelly and the pervy smile to my face. This so so awesome im currently reading a great, grest story (with plot and everything!)with these three and I highly recommend it its in the doughnut verse but i cant remember the title right now so...just look up doughnutverse in the summery and read the stories in order lol

Couples i hate/despise/abhor (haha go look it up best word EVER!!)

...*nervous laughter* i really am loyal to sasunaru and saunarusaru its just when naruto gets seduced by someone else ...I...I CANT HELP IT I HAVE TO READ IT!!!! *runs off sobbing* (in other words I'll read whatever you have for me )

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


hey peoppple so i know this is super random but YAAAAAAY ok you know the story i have in favorites (Your Eyes Vacant and Stained by kezza596) i know its been up for a while but im SO happy cuz before i found it i had read it before and i spent like 30mins going though the whole site till i found it again i LOVE it that much and for those of you who have no idea what im saying take this as an invitation to CLICK ON IT and read the story haha sorry that was random


Huzzah new update time ok so... i couldn't resit the call and ive started on a story Im on the fence about to post it or not so i need your help i have a poll coming up its pretty self explanatory i m thinking a Gaanaru but it could change to sasunaru and its AU and...DRAMATIC yaaay (right now its kinda lost so... *sweatdrop* just hang on till the poll comes up that means i found it or started over THANKS BUNCHES)


darting eyes* haha...Hi there sooo I found the story but i havent worked on it amd i think im just goimg to keepn the story for me sorry even though i highly doubt that anyone was waiting BUT I definatly will keep reading commenting and putting m faves on the list so pleaase check that out i promise that they are reaally good well, at least in m eyes XD


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Paragraph 175 by rubyliss reviews
Kurt discovers that Karofsky's hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,194 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Good Boy Kurt by GoldenPetal13 reviews
AU - Set in Senior year. Kurt never went to Dalton and he and David found an interesting way to deal. Adult themes, smut, boy on boy, other warnings inside, not your thing then please move on...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 272,084 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Puckerman Compendium by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman. SLASH NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let's Dance by drawingwind reviews
Sasuke's dragged to a dance club by Itachi. He fully intends to wade it out by the bar and be antisocial, but when he sets his sight on a certain blonde hottie, can he resist? SasuNaru Two-Shot Yaoi Later Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underneath That Moonlight by NekoSasu760 reviews
Sequel to Meet Me Under the Moon. Every month he calls me, and every month he gets more desperate, more submissive to me. And every time I see him under me, under that moonlight, I get just a little more addicted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Meet Me Under the Moon by NekoSasu760 reviews
The wait is torture, and when it ends my heart breaks all over again. But when the full moon is high, he is only mine. sasunaru,one-shot ,reviews are love note:edited,major mistakes fixed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pull your Blinds Down! by Nigellica reviews
Ever been to one of those hotels where the hotel rooms look into other hotel rooms? No? Well neither has Sasuke. I'm sure it'll be a learning experience. Two shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Dirty Me by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Shinji takes Nnoitra over to his empty mother's house for a bit of alone time. RP based on my own AU story Strawberry Bad Boy. Hardcore yaoi warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Shinji H., Nnoitra G. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Gold on red by tant-gredelin reviews
“Forget it, Renji. I’m not putting that on.” “For me? C’mon, you’ll look hot in it.” “Nu-uh, never in a million years. Not that.” PWP, Cross-dressing, lotsa dirty talk, rated M for a reason. Ren/Ichi one-shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pretty Rave Boy by crave-the-rave reviews
Naruto. The loser. The freak. He's hated during the day, but working as a dancer in a night club does have it perks...can he survive on the rave scene? sasunaru, AU gaanaru friendship, NejiGaaNeji it WILL be finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,310 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Eyes Vacant And Stained by azzek695 reviews
My Chemical Romance Frerard fanfiction. Includes homosexual smut, baaaad language and violence etc etc. - Gerard and Frank meet and, along with a new found friend, forge their futures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Evening, Softly by Azneyez reviews
Freelance artist Riku and innocent stripper Sora form what they think is an untouchable bond, but in the wicked city of Las Vegas, even the purest love can be broken. Violence, RxS LxC, main, slight AkuRoku. OOCness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Sora, Riku
I Wish by NanDeMoNai reviews
All it seems like is a casual conversation between two friends. But is that what it really is? [Oneshot, Yaoi, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Ayien reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete