![]() Fandoms I'm currently reading: Kyou Kara Maou!, Fire Emblem, Tales of Symphonia, Gintama. This is obviously a fake account, one I thought to use to troll people because I'm a jerk like that. However, I stopped trolling a long time ago, now I only use this to... to review without people knowing who I am, if that makes any sense to you. Not that I care; I might have stopped trolling but that doesn't mean I stopped being a jerk. There are three kinds of review I usually deal out: 1) Angry Review.- See the little flag above? Means I'm Mexican. And yet I speak and write English! Better than you! If your English is bad enough to annoy me, I'll write Angry Review, and it'll be scathing, bitter and full of joy. For me, that's it. 2) Constructive Review.- When you have potential but are not there yet, I write Constructive Review and make it good. I'll pick at your fic and point the mistakes and the bad bits and explain why they are bad, and suggest techniques to improve. I used to do this a lot more, but then I became bitter. 3) Silly Review.- This means you made me happy, and just that. You may have made me smile, even laugh, or you wrote fluff for a pairing I like. And you have a good grasp of English, which makes me even happier. To those who have gotten this reviews, I thank once more, because you renewed my faith in fanfiction and made me smile! =D (see? you even made me use a smilie!) 4) Ghost Review.- I said there's three kinds of review, and that's because this one is the non-review. If you write for the fandoms I listed, believe me, I'm most definitely reading your fic. I read everything, and I mean it (except for Fire Emblem, because seriously, it's too much). I'm a fast reader. It just means I haven't taken the time to review. Why not? Well, I don't feel like it. I'm lazy. Or your fic is too bleh for me to take the time. Or maybe I have to read Moby-Dick, or, you know, do something actually important. |