thephantomphoenix
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Joined 08-23-10, id: 2509154, Profile Updated: 03-06-12
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Newsies.

Right. Well. It's been a good deal of time since I was last here. I figure I should provide a little update.

First of all, my story "Forever" has been discontinued; I find it immature and Lothiriel is a HUGE Mary-Sue. I'm actually quite ashamed of her, and of the OOC Legolas-beast I've created. I apologize to those of you who managed to suffer through it.

Secondly, I am posting a series of songfics that aren't really related at all. Some were written recently, while most are from ages ago. Feel free to peruse them at will. They deal mainly with Newsies, though I've also delved into Harry Potter, the Mighty Ducks, Bye Bye Birdie, and Lord of the Rings. Each will be posted once I've finished editing them.

Lastly, I am in the process of writing (another) Legomance, this one (hopefully) better than the last. From there, I may move on to...well, I've no idea what will come after that, but it will be something! And it will be grand!

Thanks for bothering to read the stuff I write! Or at least contemplating bothering to read it!

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While I do appreciate constructive criticisms, flames will be used to bake delicious chocolate chip cookies, and flamers will be...disliked. A lot.

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Well Behaved Women Seldom Make Good Wives by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Middle Earth is at peace, and Legolas wants to show its beauty to Amy. But she's still longing for home, and Legolas is at his wits end trying to make her love him. Meanwhile, Haldir and Sam are fighting their own battles - literally. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Legolas, Haldir
Theoretical Love by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Theoretically, the Marriage Law shouldn't have even passed in the first place. But it did, and now two very similar people are thrown together. Here's the catch - he's a murderer, and she's an Auror trying to incriminate him. Welcome to politics. SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Severus S., OC
Ink Warriors: The Two Suethors by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Daphne and Tolkien are on a suicidal mission to find the elusive Manuscript. Melody an Madison are planning a rebellion in Isengard. Meanwhile, Michael and Isabella are trying to save what remains of the story with the broken Fellowship. Book Two: ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Well Behaved Women Seldom Win Wars by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Lizzie is in Mordor, hatching her evil plot, Sam is an elf, and Amy is madly in love with Legolas. Oh yeah, and the world might end. How will Sam fill Orome's debt? Will Lizzie die? Will Amy actually act on her feelings?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Ah, Quidditch by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
Arlene, an average witch, works at a Quidditch center for rich children. Harry Potter's son attends the camps. When Harry has a particularly bad day and yells at Arlene, sparks fly and starts something between them that can't be stopped. HP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,978 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The King by blurr reviews
Enelya, a she-elf who is close friends with the King, is given to Legolas as a royal concubine, but perhaps this is a cover up? A story about relationships & dialogue between friends and lovers. Romantic read, not detail-oriented with the original LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,061 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Legolas
Times Change by HamAndCheese reviews
Charlotte is a young aspiring actress from New York. On the final night of a show called "Newsies," an accident befalls Charlotte and she finds herself waking up in New York, but the New York of over a century ago. T for safety.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jack K., Spot C. - Complete
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Sami reviews
Mush has a little crush! However, he has a slight problem: she has no idea who he is. Songfic. Mush/OC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Mush - Complete
Without You reviews
Racetrack and Harlequin both have a bit of trouble dealing with their break-up. Songfic. Racetrack/OC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Racetrack H. - Complete
Punch Drunk Love reviews
Spot Conlon meets his match in a devilish girl from Manhattan. ONE SHOT. SPOT/OC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Spot C. - Complete
Forever reviews
When Boromir's maid, Lothiriel, is taken to Rivendell, she expects to go home as soon as possible. However, as Lothiriel soon finds, that will not be possible. T to be safe. SORRY I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Legolas - Complete