The Templars Bitch
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As you open your eyes, you find yourself in a small room. There are four walls, a floor, and a roof. No way out. You look around, curious as to what this place is.

The first thing you notice is a bed, neatly made with plain white sheets. A few posters with print-outs of Video Game characters adorn the walls.

Eventually you notice the table with four chairs placed around it neatly. Sitting as the chair, watching you intently is a girl. She is dressed up as Miku Hatsune, replete with long blue hair and leek. As you notice her, she smiles. "Glad you finally decided to join us." She indicates the chair across from her, so you take a seat.

"So what do you want to know?" she says simply.

You almost burst with excitement! "Where am I? Who are you? How did I get-" She interrupts your tirade with a raised hand.

"Ah, so many questions, but you can only ask one at a time! Otherwise, I will get a headache." She says, before letting you continue. You shrug, and think of a question.

"So, where am I? All I remember is waking up here!" You exclaim.

"This is my lair." She says simply, as if not very interested in the topic. "Next?"

You falter at her lack of enthusiasm, but ask another question. "What is your name?"

She frowns slightly. "Well, my full name is The Templars Bitch, but most call me Bitch."

You nod. "How did I get here, Bitch?" You frown slightly at the insulting word, but she did say it was ok for you to call her that.

Bitch shrugs, leaning her head on a hand. "I don't know. You came, and thats that."

"Is there a way to get out of here?" I ask, mentally berating myself for not considering it earlier.

She smiles to herself, as if a funny though occurred to her. "If you wanted to leave you would already be gone."

Well, that was helpful. I lean back in my chair. Now that the pleasantries are over, what am I going to ask now?

Bitch breaks the silence. "If you haven't got anything else to say, I'm returning to my computer. She abruptly stands up and walks over to a desk with a pc on it. How you missed that, you'll never know.

"I'm reading fanfiction."She offers simply, sitting on the plush chair next to the pc.

"What kind of fanfiction?" I ask curiously, watching her.

She puts down her leek and starts typing something on the keyboard. "Mostly Yaoi. Thats boy on boy, if you were wondering."

You blink. Yaoi? "I might regret this, but what pairings do you read?"

"Well, quite a few. At the moment Wesker/Chris and Wesker/Birkin, from Resident Evil." She pauses, seemingly thinking. "I am also smitten with Sephiroth/Cloud, too. And Zack/Cloud."

You didn't really get much of that, but maybe that is best for your sanity. "Any other pairings?"

"Don't interrupt me." She says almost snappishly. "Sorry!" You say.

"Don't worry about it. To continue, AkuRoku and Riku/Sora are old favorites." She says matter-of-factly. "Oh, and did I mention that I, Mushi is made of hot sex and pure win?" She smiles happily.

"Who is I, Mushi?" You say, and she gasps. "Just about one of the best Sephiroth/Cloud writers ever to exist. Her story, Green Dreams is awesome!" She grins, picking up the leek and waving it around crazily.

To be continued...

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Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
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