Author has written 5 stories for Danny Phantom, and Teen Titans. Allllllllrighty then, I have, in fact decided to update this really really old profile, now that i'm a big kid ;) its time to make some changes happen! cough Thanks for the genrous applause there really... Anyways, I have changed my name from; monkey-boxers (sry, i dont even know what th ";" is udes for... thats sad) tooooooooo JL ice-pick. Yeah, so you may have figured out that part... So to all those that knew me as Monkey-Boxers, live with it. Monkeys dont even wear pants. My Characters Name: Jamie Linn (aka Ice--pick) K, since i have nothing else to write and i'm quite sure none of you want to experience a rant... i'll fill you in on some useless information... Fun Things to do While Driving1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more 6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, 7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 8. Stop at the green lights. 9. Go at the red ones. 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window 11. Eat food that requires silverware. 12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 13. Sing without having the radio on. 14. Honk frequently without motivation. 15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and 16. Ask people for Grey Poupon. 17. Let pedestrians know who's boss. 18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 19. Restart your car at every stop light. 20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, 21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts 22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars. 23. Paint your car with occult symbols. 24. Keep at least five cats in the car. 25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. 26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks. 27. Stop and collect roadkill. 28. Stop and pray to roadkill. 29. Throw Spam. 30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. And voila... hope you had fun. I can make you have more fun if you-- hey, dont you dare walk away from this computer screen... What the-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING! Fine leave so you don't have to deal with me. Jerk. God damn it. I JUST finished writing about all my friends and then the webpage shut down. cries Ya know what would make me feel better? I take 20's 50's and hundrends... In cash please, i hate cheques. Lo and Behold, I am Joey... |
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