JL ice-pick
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Joined 12-20-04, id: 724048
Author has written 5 stories for Danny Phantom, and Teen Titans.

Allllllllrighty then,

I have, in fact decided to update this really really old profile, now that i'm a big kid ;) its time to make some changes happen! cough Thanks for the genrous applause there really... Anyways, I have changed my name from; monkey-boxers (sry, i dont even know what th ";" is udes for... thats sad) tooooooooo JL ice-pick. Yeah, so you may have figured out that part... So to all those that knew me as Monkey-Boxers, live with it. Monkeys dont even wear pants.

My Characters Name: Jamie Linn (aka Ice--pick)
Stories Written In: Teen Titans, Danny Phantom
Favorite Books: ANGEL! (WoOt!)
Friends: um... well... cries (soaring-bright-flame, armas illallalla...? and people in the um... real world.)
Random Words: touche, olay, hie, aaaaaaaaaalllllllllrighty then, as only a true poet could say, spank you very much (i like ripping things off of Jim Carrey) and RIPOFF ARTIST!

K, since i have nothing else to write and i'm quite sure none of you want to experience a rant... i'll fill you in on some useless information...

Fun Things to do While Driving
1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a
look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more
it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat,
when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window
or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and
an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them,
stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts
out the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray to roadkill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop.
Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

And voila... hope you had fun. I can make you have more fun if you-- hey, dont you dare walk away from this computer screen... What the-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING! Fine leave so you don't have to deal with me. Jerk.

God damn it. I JUST finished writing about all my friends and then the webpage shut down. cries Ya know what would make me feel better?

I take 20's 50's and hundrends... In cash please, i hate cheques.

Lo and Behold, I am Joey...
Hey sexy, How you doin'?

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Peter gets hosted to be in the famous show, Who Wants to be a Millionair? That's pretty much the whole story! : Enjoy!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Stewie G., Peter G.
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Opposites Attract and Conquer reviews
Lame title... Oh yeah. Okay its about two additions to the teen titans who can't stop... bickering... to everyone's surpirse, they get let onto the team. Eventually, it kinda goes into the whole supernatural. Please read and review. First story in FOREVER
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005
The freak kinda like me reviews
Danny's got a new kid in her class. Turns out she's a halfa too, the sad thing is she cant control her powers, they go off with emotion... Being the new kid where Dash beats you up everyday is definatly emotional. Ha ha that sounded pro!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004
The Evil Headcold reviews
doesn't anybody ever take a hint from the title? OK the Titans catch a cold. Ooooh... hard.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Quizzing the evil reviews
Retarted Poetry looking for: People chocked full of good ideasSomeone waiting to fire any insult... the most creative one wins! well kinda R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/6/2005
Together but never the same reviews
Jamie looked around her destroyed house. She went ghost then flew off into the night tears brimming her eyes. She had to find Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004