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HEY GUYS, Unfortunately I've become displeased how this account has ended up so I've a new one. All my stories will be there edited, perfected and some lengthened. I would like to thank everyone for their support but I need a change. (I also decide to give a notice as of all the terrible accounts of stories being stolen :L some people are not respectful of the hardships of writing, putting heart and soul into your works.

Hey I'm Harriet,I am mature adult (haha let me just get the laughter out).I live in Ireland.I love The Mortal Instruments,Iron Man,The Avengers,Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, Merlin, not Twilight( sorry middle aged menopausal women but what can ya do) and million other nerdy but cool (yeah just tell yourself that) . By the way I'm going to take down my old stories to update them :)

My Favorite Quotes

Mortal Instruments:

"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"

"I dont want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."

"Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"

"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.

"Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y."

"His secrets? Oh yes, my father's terrified that I'll tell you he's always wanted to be a ballerina!"

"What's an eBay?"
"A mythical place of great magical power."

"You can hang your head out the window, if you like."
"I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever."

Harry Potter:

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity."

"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'"

"The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.

Iron Man:12

That's funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there. I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?

Pepper: Tony, you have to go to the hospital. The doctor has to look at you.

Tony: I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...

Pepper: That's not going to happen.

Tony: It's not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now.

Pepper: Call for a press conference? What on earth for?

Tony: Yeah, Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger

Tony:Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety. [Turns to robot.] If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

Tony[to extinguisher robot] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.

Tony[about to jump out of a plane] Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back!
[Instead, Pepper kisses the "lips" of Stark's helmet and throws it out of the plane]
Pepper:Go get 'em, boss!
Tony[diving after the helmet] You complete me!

[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury:Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

The Avengers:

Bruce Banner: We're not a team. We're a time-

Steve:Stark, we need a plan of attack!

Tony:I have a plan: attack!

Tony:You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!

Steve: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
Tony: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

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The Pride's Hatchling by PetraKitty reviews
A Potions accident leads to a de-aged Draco being taken into the Lion's Den and things go down the rabbit hole from there. What is The Pride of Gryffindor, and what is going on at Hogwarts? Surprises abound in a tale of the repercussions of greed and betrayal. This accident may lead to the Wizarding World's salvation…or downfall. **Very AU. Eventual Slash. Snarry pairing.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 153,830 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Different Threefold Man by tkelparis reviews
Not even Caan could see every possibility. The Hand was far more aware than anyone gave it credit for, and it transformed itself into something different. Now Donna Noble and the Doctor have their work cut out for them.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [10th Doctor, Donna N.] 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Anne Snape by Amledo reviews
Severus Snape never really knew or cared that he had and Aunt, but when he is told of the goings on in the home of his cousins, he takes action. And a little boy with emerald eyes will benefit as well. Not your typical OC story. No pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,988 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Tobias S.
Leopard Spots by SlateWalker reviews
"My name is Anthony Edward Stark, and I am a Were."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Princess Atom by PixieQueen1223 reviews
Tony and Pepper have been in a custody battle with his ex for the last decade. Now his daughter is missing and no one is sure what happened to her. It's time to call in the team and figure out just how far the apple falls from the tree. TonyXPepper & Light Language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,833 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Their Forgotten Passion by Lollipop456 reviews
Sorry for terrible title. When a little girl shows up at Sherlock's door, she is actually proven to be his daughter, after a night five years ago with Simza. What will Sherlock do with the girl? And does Simza still possibly love him? Simza/Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - S. Holmes, Simza H.
Wooden Bullets by Coroxn reviews
The Master's back, and Sunnydale has become a vampire haven. With Buffy captured, and the rest of the Scoobies fighting to stop the apocalypse, Dawn heads off in search of help. Which is where she Carter Able, sixteen year old vampire hunter.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dawn S.
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Way Things Are by A Amelia Black reviews
[FIN] Edmund's story, beginning with the events prior to the evacuation and the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and through the Golden Age. A story set in both our world and Narnia, giving quite a different take on the way things are, were, and will be
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 223,302 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Of Shooting Stars And Battle Scars by tarry rash wanton reviews
Whether through tragedies or fairytale endings, Peter will hold Edmund's hand. slash, incest. PeterEdmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Protecter reviews
Molly Hooper's life was going perfectly until an attack left her defenceless and in need of a protecter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
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