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Name:Vamp259Gotta didn't i

Location:Wouldn't you like to know

Favorite Books: Twilight,PJO, Underland, Halo, Maximum Ride, Chronicles of Darkness, Vampirates

LIFE RULES:

I am the ruler of the earth and should be addressed as such.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

The man who smiles when things go bad has found someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Suicide: man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2?

I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck,
and dodging deadlines.

Family is like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Bob: But mom! All my friends are doing it!
Bob's Mom: If you friends jumped off of a building, would you?
Bob: Yes, because then there would be padding for when I landed!

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky I thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

If you were under house arrest, and you lived in a mobile home,
wouldn't you be able to go any where you want?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in
law', it comes out to be 'Woman hitler'?

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that.

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from
falling off the earth.

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they always bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

If everything seems to be going well, look again: you’ve missed something.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

NO TREPASSING Violaters will be shot; Survivors will be shot again

I thought I was stupid, before I met you.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

What's another word for thesaurus?

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...A best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!'

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what you’re up too.

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

I am NOT saying your stupid... I'm just implying it.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Crazy is a location, not an adjective.

Every once in a while, declare peace--it confuses the hell out of your enemies.

For every cookie you eat, somewhere in the world four people keel over and die.

What happens if you're scared half to death twice?

43.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Im not random. I just think faster than you. Jealous?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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