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I bet you don'tknow who I am :3

Pairings I love/like (Naruto):

Yaoi!:
Naruto:
SasuNaru(Sasu, sometimes), KakaNaru, SaiNaru, JiraNaru (Jiraiya), YamaNaru, ItaNaruIta , PeinNaru, HidaNaru, KisaNaru, KakuNaru, ZetsuNaru, MadaNaru/TobiNaru, DeiNaru, SasoNaru, ShikaNaru, ChoNaru, LeeNaru, GaiNaru, AsuNaru (Asuma), GaaNaru, KankNaru (Kankuro), NejiNaru, MinaNaru, KyuuNaru, UtaNaru (Utakata), IruNaru, SuiNaru (Suigetsu), KibaNaru, ShinoNaru, ORONARU! (It's awesome ), JuuNaru (Juugo) ...Let's just say that any uke Naruto pairing I love :3
Other:
KakuHida, HidaDei, KisaIta, ZetsuTo (One of my current obsessions), ShikaCho, NejiLee, LeeGaa, ShuGaa (shukaku) and many more.

...And I shall finish this later... Damn school...


Okay, since I don't have this on my other account, I might as well have it on this one. The ones in bold apply to me:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (I dyed my hair, so it's not blonde now)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I have to for school)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm not sure about this one because I'm a girl... But I do have a lot of friends that are girls)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I'm not really sure if they are big... But they're bigger than anyone's in my family)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm not fat, mearly chubby...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (Kind of half true... My friend is the devil...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I've never heard of this stereotype before...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (kind of... I'm not really good at art, but people think that I am...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (...I like being in a big group and I'm anti-social... I'm just weird like that)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Only a few times)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Part of me is gay... The Edward part)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I would love to be an alien :3)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbien.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (I only drink)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I like YURI so I MUST hate yaoi . (I like both)

I have just realised that I have a lot of stereotypes... That's a bad thing...


Okay, now something that I did for fun (Eg. I was bored after drawing lots):

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Naruto
2. Gaara
3. Sasuke
4. Orochimaru
5. Sai
6. Temari
7. Kiba
8. Shikamaru
9. Neji
10. Kyuubi
11. Hidan
12. Pein

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Temari Hidan... No... That would be super creepy...
But then again, I have seen AMV's about this pairing... (Shivers) Eew...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
ZOMG! Yesh! Orochimaru is super hot! He has eye make-up and long hair, what's not to love :3

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Pein got Shikamaru preggers... I would wonder if Edward was messing with my mind again... Scary pairing that I hope I'll never see... (Goes and looks around the internet)

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
...Neji... Yes...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gaara and Temari? ...Incest! Yosh, that would be a good couple, but Temari is Shikamaru's...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sai/Neji or Sai/Kyuubi... I think it would have to be Sai/Kyuubi, but only when Kyuubi is still in the form of Naruto... Otherwise it would be beastiality... Although I wouldn't put that past Sai...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Kiba... Gaara/Pein... I think that would never happen...
But if so, then he would hopefully try to kill Pein...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sasuke/Kyuubi...
Sasuke was a normal Shinobi, always hoping to kill his brother, but never being strong enough. But that was when he met Kyuubi. Naruto was the one who had first allowed Kyuubi free, so it was really his fault that Kyuubi became Sasuke teacher, it was his fault that Sasuke fell in love, it was his fault that Kyuubi broke his heart... KyuSasu
Woah, long summary...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
NaruShika... Yes, but it's better as ShikaNaru...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kiba/Pein... Ummm...
The Inu's misfortune...?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
OroNaru... Yum :3
Orochimaru stealing Naruto when he goes after Sasuke, then Hella RAPE! Yum :D

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sasuke... Most likely...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Hidan... Yes? Maybe? I know that I do, but... YOSH! I know one who does!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Gaara Orochimaru Sai... I don't think so... Unless it was an AU...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
' "Urrgh, You're so fucking tight!" Kyuubi screamed as he thrusted forcefully into Naruto's small hole, painting the walls white with his come. '
Have a sentence.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Shikamaru... Umm... It would have to be calm and lazy I supose...
Linkin park new divide would be good for when Asuma died for Shikamaru

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Naruto Temari Pein...
Sever brain damaging ahead. Also, crack... Severe Crack... What was I smoking when I wrote this?!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kyuubi Gaara...
' "If we get together, then I'll help you keep Shukaku in line." Kyuubi purred in Gaara's ear.
"Sorry, I like Naruto." Gaara glared. "And by the way..." Gaara said as he turned to walk away "Shukaku was taken by the Akatsuki." Gaara smirked. Kyuubi slumped visibly at the statement, it seemed as though he would never be able to find someone to mate. '

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Forbidden Fruit by EvilAngelofHeavenandHell reviews
37 UP! Forbidden, that's the only word to describe their relationship. Naruto didn't care, after-all he'd fallen a long time ago. MPREG!OroNaru! Onesided KabuNaru UPDATED! SHOUNEN-AI/YAOI/FANON/AU/ROMANCE/DRAMA/ANGST...A lil OroNaru torture!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,411 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Say What? by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Let's Meet by keikopanda102 reviews
Naruto sends Sasuke a message asking that they meet. What will their meeting entail this time? Will they fight or...? REALLY, REALLY EPIC SASUNARU ONE-SHOT! wrote at 5 in the morning. Just read it! Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Stories by keikopanda102 reviews
A series of short stories about the different parings I like in the Akatsuki. PainXKonan, SasoDei, KisaIta, Kakuhida. so... ya. yaoi. lots of it. but it's got one straight story. only one-shots right now... but if people like it i'll write more! smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Storm Inside by RubberDuckies reviews
Kakashi's got some pent-up energy; NARUTO TO THE RESCUE! PWP, kakanaru, LEMON, pure unadulterated pornz, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Alone by RubberDuckies reviews
Naruto is feeling lonely and needs someone to show him some lovin'. Kyuubi to the rescue! kyuubi x naruto, YAOI, lemon, OOC!Kyuubi, FlUfFiNeSs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete