Esmerelda the Elf-Girl
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Joined 02-19-02, id: 172969
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Hello, my groovy muffin! My name is Esmerelda the Elf-Girl, aka Elf-Girl, aka Elf-Ears Gal, aka Calale. I AM an Elf, dammit! (or sometimes my alter-ego as a teenage human girl must take over...)I write very strange LotR fanfic, and occasional other stuff...i am obsessed with Legolas, Glorfindel, Haldir, and Gildor; and Orlando Bloom, but I am NOT NOT NOT a ditzy fangirl if you were wondering (dont pretend, i can read your mind...ummmm...). I also love the book the Chosen and if you are obsessed w/ it too PLEASE write me a review and tell me on one of my stories!!! i nEeEed to talk to you!!!!!! I am in love w/ the character Reuven Malter! Now go read my fanfic...if ye want...*MuFfInS*
The Middleearth Nine: Anthology by Justus Twins reviews
Monkees, Beatles, Dixie Chicks and more... as only the Fellowship could sing them! Now includes Disney showtunes and Silmarillion parodies!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/12/2002
Lord of the Merchandise reviews
Ok, just read this wacky dopey little fic! The Fellowship finds lotr merchandise!!! it's tacky, it's freaky...they must go on another quest to destroy this new materialistic evil! Come on, you KNOW you want to... *freaky hynotic powers*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002