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Joined 08-22-10, id: 2507234, Profile Updated: 08-23-10

FAVORITE QUOTES!!

Vampire Knight of Course!

"if you go one step ahead of me i'll make you cry"
-Zero

"I'm revealing my true self...
I'm sorry my love."
-Zero

"The world is dyed with the color of blood. It will never be able to go back to the way it was before."- Yuki Kuran

Im kinda Boring... *hehe*

L(re-enacting Light getting laid instead of him): And so Light called his booty from the top of a mountain like the horny goat he was. 'Boooooooooootttttyyyyy~ Booooooooootttttttttyyyyyyyy~!!!' he called them! And so Misa and and many other women, and some gay men, came running!! they flooded the streets of Tokyo!! They scaled buildings stopped trafic, tipped over cars, and knocked over buses!! Many people were killed in the great stampead of booty!!! All Just to answer Light's Booty Call.
Light: ...

Watari: Why did you bring your shoes if you were'nt going to wear them?

L: So people wouldn't think I was homeless.

Light: So, you live in your shoes?

Mello: Every lesbian chick at my school thinks I'm a girl and wants me.
Matt: Isn't that a good thing?
Mello: Yeah but I'm a guy. They're going to be disapointed.

L: Hey Light it's your turn to drag the trashcan to the curb.
Light: WHAT? I don't even live here!
L: YOU'RE IN MY BIG GODDAMN BUILDING, YOU'RE BREATHING MY AIR YOU'LL TAKE OUT MY TRASH!!

Light:I'm going to take a bathroom break. *Walks to bathroom. Comes back slams open the door.* L HAVE YOU BEEN EATING COOKIES IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN? THERE ARE ANTS ON THE TOILET PAPER! I MEAN THE TP IS INFEASTED WITH ANTS! THEY'RE INBETWEEN THE SHEETS! ANTS IN THE 2-PLY! AHHHHHH!
*Brings L to the bathroom*
L: *points to the bottle of Windex*
Light: It will get the toilet paper wet. And look they're going for the toothpaste, and they're on your toothbrush.
L: *inspects his toothbrush* I'm going to bury this.

L: I know why its so hot in here. Watari left the heater on because he has to keep his window open and that makes his room freezing balls cold, And... are you wearing pink underwear?
Light: yeah the blood doesn't stain on pink so much.
L: Blood from gay unlubricated sex! *with a smile and a thumbs up* Well if your going to bleed everywhere at least wear red or black underwear.
Light: Well I do own some black underwear but I don't want to bleed on them. They're not cottony they're more silky.
L:Why do you have black silk-- oh nevermind I can't even look at you, you filthy, fithly whore!!

Light: Stick it in there. be a man about it!
L: I don't want to push too hard it might snap off!!
(we were talking about a flash drive... -;; )

Light: *checking his stocks on the internet*...*mumbling* "McDonalds sales sizzle; stocks sag"
L: What? All I heard was somthing something something sag.
Light: McDonalds sales sizzle; stocks sag. Hey that's a toung twister say 'sales sizzle; stocks sag' 10 times fast.
L: ... I don't want to. and I think you should stop saying it

L takes a picture of B*
L: Here let me show you your picture. I forget which direction the new photos button is on this camera so if you see a picure of a red panda that's not you.
B: Note to self: I am not a red panda.

Light: *taps his foot*
L: Stop that.
Light: *Stops for a moment then continues doing it*
L: Stop it or I’m not letting you have anymore of my Poptarts.
Light: *Stops for a moment takes a bite of Poptart and continues taping*
L: Stop it or I’ll steal your favorite pen and hide it. And you wont be able to find it. You know why? because it’ll be in your ass.
Light: *Stops tapping*

a commercial for "The Signal" comes on*
B: "The Signal" sounds creepy. I wanna see that.
Near: I hate horrors.
B: You hate whores? You’ll never get laid with that attitude, kid.

Matt: Dogs will hump anything.
B: I saw a dog hump a coiled up garden hose one time... I know he was humping the side of it but part of mind said 'dude, he thinks its a giant green vagina curled up on the lawn'.

B: I need to get a pair of assless chaps. I need to contact Mello about that. He wears alot of leather... only god now where he gets it. I think I could pull off ass-less chaps, and as long as it covers up my wing-dang-doodle I think I can get away with wearing them in public.