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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi, I'm Jolie. I'm going to be writing fanfictions about the Percy Jackson and the Heroes of Olympus series. Maybe some other series, but probably just the Percy Jackson series. Please look at my stories (well, really, I only have 1 so far, but...)! I don't really know what else to say, so... bye, I guess! :D

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
when a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake, of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffel bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (That is why we have a 15 and over limit where I come from, because of all those toddlers driving around cars and machinery while using Boot's Children's cough medicine).
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Wouldn't that be good?).
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Oh. Okay...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Geez, what other use is that? I wonder...).
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).

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Prim's Hunger Games by MeganJoy21 reviews
What if there had been no rebellion? Life continued on in the districts. What if Prim was then reaped for The Hunger Games?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E., Rory H.
Get Me Out of This Car by tatalol reviews
Nico, Thalia, Percy, Annabeth and Grover are in a car- and a smallish one at that. They're in each others space and getting on each others nerves. Especially Percy and Thalia. Will they survive this fun little ride? It's comedy. Please read what have you got to lose?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Why to never anger an Aphrodite camper by WiseGirl747 reviews
A little spin-off of my other story "His bestfriend, my boyfriend." What happens when you anger an Aphrodite camper? Just read and find out :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Drew T., Percy J.
Annabeth's hat by Athena Goddess of the Wise reviews
Why is Annabeth's hat a PJO character? Now with Riptide:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus - Complete
Prim's Reaping Day, Katniss' Decision by the lighteningthief 3 reviews
The day of horror arrives, Prim is chosen, and Katniss has a decision to make. Will it ruin there lives forever? Or can she somehow make it right?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Prim E., Katniss E.
My Best Friend by maddy.rigby reviews
Two shot about Annabeth's feelings on the Mt. St Helens event. Before and after. Please no flames. Constructive criticism only?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Adventures of Luke and Thalia reviews
This is my version of what happened before Luke and Thalia went to Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy, and please comment/follow!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Luke C., Thalia G., Jason G., Ms. Grace