![]() Author has written 1 story for Chronicles of Narnia. Hello! My name's pearlsofweird. I recently started to write fanfiction, while I have been reading it on here for ages. I'm not really a very good writer, but I decided to post my works anyway. :) BTW: Working on the next chapter right now. It's going to be a long one, so brrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeeeeeee yourselves! A little bit about me: I am a HUGE fan of the Chronicles of Narnia. I am English. I am an Atheist; I have a completely scientific view. I don't like Twilight. It's WUBBISH. I am almost exactly like Edmund Pevensie...but I'm a girl. I HATE Mary Sues, OOCs, and AU stories. RANT SECTION! RANT 1: Facts I am not trying to be racist, or anything like that, but will all Americans/not British types please research all factual information in their fanfictions. For example, in 1930s Britain, they did not have mobile phones or television. I am sure of these facts. Also, please will they make some effort to make the characters in their fanfictions actually act and speak like the canon characters, instead of modern - day American or whatever. When I read a fanfiction, I want it to be as similar to the actual canon as possible as in the way of behaviour, colloquialism, personality, etc. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my rant is over. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Language was created by man and is editable by man. Grammar means NOTHING to me. ~ Something that was thought up by a very clever thing. If you're an Edmund Pevensie fan and you know it, clap your hands and copy and paste this onto your profile! If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you suddenly burst out laughing for no reason copy and paste this in your profile. if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself... copy and paste this onto your profile. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know the lines to both Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile. If you would seriously consider faking your own death if someone was about to force you to watch and/or read Twilight (Ew...), Copy/Paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you are a idiot. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. If Duct Tape & a bandage can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. if your weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you would sell your immortal soul (not that I've got one) to visit Narnia copy this on your profile. ZELDA IS AWESOME. COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE. Five insane comments I've heard while watching Narnia movies with people who are NOT crazed Narnia-fans like myself: 1) That Phillip horse is pretty full of himself, huh? 2) Why can't those Pevensie kids talk American? 3) Peter should have gotten taken to a police station and done time for fighting in the subway station! 4) Caspian and Susan should have gotten married! 5) Hey that boy's (they were referring to Edmund in LWW) cute! If you would have pointed out that the Pevensies are BRITISH, that Caspian BELONGS with Ramandu's daughter and NO OTHER, stuck up for Peter and/or Phillip, and have (in your head) more or less agreed with that last one about good old Ed, even though he was quite the little turd at the start of the first movie: Copy/paste this to your profile! Bella (or Mary - Sue, as I call her) is an oversensitive, tiring, boring, stupid, irritating, little vampire - loving phyco. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen in love with/had a crush on a fictional character (Because I really don't care unless you count): Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, King Caspian the X, the 11th Doctor, Sherlock + Watson (Yes, both of them), the list goes on... If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile. If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. Favourite fandoms to read: ~ Books ~ Narnia, duhh Sherlock Holmes Good Omens Lord of the Flies ~ TV Shows ~ Sherlock Doctor Who Favourite Pairings: ~ Narnia ~ Jill/ Eustace Diggory/ Polly Edmund/Peter Edmund/Lucy Cor/Aravis Caspian/ Ramandu's Daughter Caspian/Susan ~ Sherlock Holmes ~ Sherlock/ Watson ~ Good Omens ~ Aziraphale/Crowley ~ Doctor Who ~ 11th/Amy |
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