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Joined 08-23-10, id: 2508374, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hello.

I honestly haven't anything to say. Just me being myself.

Enjoy :)

P.S reviews keep me writing faster. Seriously. When I get, you know, NOTHING, I just feel like a bored fanperson writing gay stuff about two Anime boys.

Whelp.

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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's Doing it On Purpose by BlackCatsHaveFreakyDevilEyes reviews
And Sasuke's having none of it. SasuNaru. Rated T. Ninja world AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Speed Ahead by Veterization reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. After the war, the Malfoy fortune begins dwindling. Draco swallows his pride and gets a job the only place he can find one: the Knight Bus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Consequences by dmnq8 reviews
Even the most level-headed ninja sometimes lose their heads. Sequel to Scotcheroos. Same time period, same AU. ItaSaku, het. Giftfic for Nanakira. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,135 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Save Me by dmnq8 reviews
1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,691 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Not in my Job Description by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Human Banquet by Fifi McFu reviews
For Halloween. Naruto's hungry. WARNINGS: vore i.e. cannibalism , guro, bloodplay! Vague mentions of NaruSasu! Enter at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Is Blind by dmnq8 reviews
Eight ordinary people blinded by love, connected to each other though they're strangers. Yaoi, yuri, het. Multiple pairings. AU. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
A Very Underestimated Emotion by Rockstorm reviews
It was an accident-a mistake. A chemical reaction, spurred by impulsiveness and driven by passion and stupidity. But neither one of them can stop, and now Jacob is making it even deeper and dragging Edward down with him. -Edward/Jacob; Eclipse rewrite-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,942 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Seduce me, idiot! by Visual Kei-S reviews
Wherein Sasuke is playing hard to get as Naruto tries to confess his feelings for him. Seducing ensues. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Narrator by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Naruto hears a voice up above telling him things…naughty things. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! Yaoi pairing, Proceed with caution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When No One's Lookin' by darkalbino reviews
This is what we do. NarutoxSasuke. Gift for Ivvymoon. READ WARNINGS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Resident Evil by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Sasuke has lived in this apartment complex for a good five years and not even crazy pink haired stalkers can make him move. But when a blond moves in next door all his tolerance is tested and thrown out the window. NaruSasu -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Days That End In Y by darkalbino reviews
Naruto should start thinking before he acts...SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cake by cutiechibi reviews
If you don't come back for anything else, come back for the birthday cake. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Beauty Of Innocence reviews
There's this reality. There are so many things in one picture, so look closer, and closer- and closer- and you'll see the truth. A seeing person meeting a blind one. SasuNaruSasu. M, R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sakura's Boyfriends reviews
"Guys, this is Naruto-kun, my new boyfriend," Sakura said. That says it all right there. NaruSasuNaru, a lot of other couples. Rated M. Suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Situations reviews
That involve Sasuke and Naruto. "Why are you naked?" "I'm taking a shower dobe." "Ah, yes. Why are you taking a shower in the kitchen?" SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011
Could Have Been Weirder reviews
This wasn't what he expected it to be. He expected something sadistically romantic, or poetic in some sappy kind of way. He expected it to be delightfully painful and not just—well, painful. Having a dick shoved up your ass is not really that amazing.SxN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Elementary Questions reviews
It started with a question. It ended with a kiss. A short SasuNaru drabble. R&R. FEED ME.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete